Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gosh, what kind of loser needs to use a dating website to meet
My friends tell me I'm "colorful," but I think they're just being
nice about it. I'm kind of a spazz. I love making people laugh,
even if it leads me to do something completely ridiculous (and
let's face it, it normally does). Ask me about the time I ran
around campus in my underwear loudly singing hits from the musical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
UNC grad that's recently moved back to the Hill to attend law
school. Which is hard. Who ever would have thought that law school
Potential Career Options: Lawyer, activist, opera singer,
professional hand-wringer, former child star, first female
President, fanatic skywriter, paint-swatch-color-namer-guy, person
who should figure out what the hell he is doing with life
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh (generally at my own expense). I'm a very high
tenor with a bit of classical training under my belt, so I'm super
good at serenading lovers and annoying crochety old neighbors. I
also make a mean chocolate mousse.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair--I have a ton of it and it generally tries to occupy as
much space as possible.
Beyond that, people seem to notice my exceptionally good bone
structure, my eyes which glitter like two sapphires in the desert
sun, and my unfortunate tendency to not take questions like this
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, Toni Morrison, Allen
Ginsberg, Sylvia Plath, Michael Cunningham, Richard Brautigan, Mark
Movies: Anything by David Lynch; Paradise Now, The Hours, The
Virgin Suicides, Proof, Black Swan, The Saddest Music in the World.
I love Sofia Coppola, even if she gets a bad rap. I also become
legitimately terrified every time I catch myself enjoying a Lars
von Trier film.
Also I promise I'm not as depressing as my film and book tastes
Music: Love classical music, particularly opera. Any kind of
ensemble with a strong female vocalist makes me happy, and
literally everything from Amanda Palmer to Zola Jesus will do the
trick. Everything the Bagpipe Lesbians have ever done (if you
haven't heard of them, ask me). There's not much I don't dig.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, shelter, clothing, and non-sequiturs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything from "Is it ever possible to have a truly universal
doctrine of human rights?" to "Dude, I bet Anderson Cooper has
really nice abs."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...impatiently waiting for the nurse to leave the room so I can
gnaw through the leather straps and claw my way to freedom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I named my Skyrim character Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
You should message me if
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you are interested in being any of the following: my friend, my
date, my boyfriend, my drinking buddy, my partner in crime, my
partner between the sheets, or my Vice Presidential running mate
(see: Potential Career Options).
I like men of all ages, ethnicities, and sizes, but I find I
generally am most compatible with guys at least a few years older
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