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septillion

26 Chapel Hill, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 28
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gosh, what kind of loser needs to use a dating website to meet guys?

...crap.

My friends tell me I'm "colorful," but I think they're just being nice about it. I'm kind of a spazz. I love making people laugh, even if it leads me to do something completely ridiculous (and let's face it, it normally does). Ask me about the time I ran around campus in my underwear loudly singing hits from the musical Dreamgirls.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
UNC grad that's recently moved back to the Hill to attend law school. Which is hard. Who ever would have thought that law school is hard?

Potential Career Options: Lawyer, activist, opera singer, professional hand-wringer, former child star, first female President, fanatic skywriter, paint-swatch-color-namer-guy, person who should figure out what the hell he is doing with life
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh (generally at my own expense). I'm a very high tenor with a bit of classical training under my belt, so I'm super good at serenading lovers and annoying crochety old neighbors. I also make a mean chocolate mousse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair--I have a ton of it and it generally tries to occupy as much space as possible.

Beyond that, people seem to notice my exceptionally good bone structure, my eyes which glitter like two sapphires in the desert sun, and my unfortunate tendency to not take questions like this seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: James Joyce, Virginia Woolf, Toni Morrison, Allen Ginsberg, Sylvia Plath, Michael Cunningham, Richard Brautigan, Mark Z. Danielewski

Movies: Anything by David Lynch; Paradise Now, The Hours, The Virgin Suicides, Proof, Black Swan, The Saddest Music in the World. I love Sofia Coppola, even if she gets a bad rap. I also become legitimately terrified every time I catch myself enjoying a Lars von Trier film.

Also I promise I'm not as depressing as my film and book tastes suggest.

Music: Love classical music, particularly opera. Any kind of ensemble with a strong female vocalist makes me happy, and literally everything from Amanda Palmer to Zola Jesus will do the trick. Everything the Bagpipe Lesbians have ever done (if you haven't heard of them, ask me). There's not much I don't dig.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, shelter, clothing, and non-sequiturs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything from "Is it ever possible to have a truly universal doctrine of human rights?" to "Dude, I bet Anderson Cooper has really nice abs."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...impatiently waiting for the nurse to leave the room so I can gnaw through the leather straps and claw my way to freedom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I named my Skyrim character Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
You should message me if
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you are interested in being any of the following: my friend, my date, my boyfriend, my drinking buddy, my partner in crime, my partner between the sheets, or my Vice Presidential running mate (see: Potential Career Options).

I like men of all ages, ethnicities, and sizes, but I find I generally am most compatible with guys at least a few years older than me.