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sercombestance

24 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have no idea why I still have an OKcupid. I was told it was a DC thing to do. I feel like an idiot.

I'm the type of guy that runs to the front of a concert so I can get away from my friends who might get embarrassed about how hard I dance. In social settings, I like to be the center of attention and genuinely love making people laugh. I think I communicate with jokes more than anything else. I have an arsenal of hilarious stories and impressions that will only come out in a certain context and never on demand.

I'm very passionate about world affairs and politics and I think my interest in those two fields have had a huge effect on who I've become. However, I think the best method of learning and understanding the world is by experiencing it. So my main concern for now is finding a way to travel the world.
What I’m doing with my life
I haven't really updated this in a loooong time but I figured I'd give a little rundown on what's going on in my life.

Right now I work 60 hours/7 days a week at a number of locations
I barback at Mellow Mushroom in Adams Morgan
I serve 3 days a week at Bar Pilar at 14th and T
And I do just about everything at Red Rocks Pizza in Columbia Heights

When I'm not doing that I'm doing side work for the Institute for Policy Studies. Right now I'm working on getting a piece about drug policy published.

Whenever I have spare time I work on the house. Currently my housemates and I are finishing a cat themed dance room with disco light and cats galore.

The roof of my house has also been turned into my second bedroom. I sleep under a solar panel, there's a mattress, rug, christmas lights and palm trees up there. It's perfect.

My roommate and I regularly make vodka smoothies and complain about work up there. Come kick it, duh.
I’m really good at
-Making a breakfast burrito. I usually wake up early and will make breakfast for friends and partners. I'm pretty proud of my skills
-I'm a karaoke star. I'm huge in South Korea.
-I can also do this weird partner dance that doesn't really fit in line with any generic dance (swing dance, salsa, etc) it just involves me swinging the other person around a bunch.
-Oh and I'm the undisputed world champion of Super Smash Bros (N64)
The first things people usually notice about me
My big personality, my sarcasm. I get called Sam and Max a lot. I have no idea why. I guess I look like a Sam or Max. Fuck Sam and Max.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite artists and bands are Dr. Dog, Rural Alberta Advantage, Deer Tick, Alabama Shakes, The Beatles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jimi Hendrix, Portugal. The Man, Missy Elliot, Against Me!, Fleet Foxes, and Black Sabbath. I also go to Sasquatch Music Festival each year which is the happiest part of my year
Books: The Watchmen, One flew over a cuckoos nest, 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World, and a bunch of boring political books.
Movies: The departed, Kill Bill, The Fighter, Good Will Hunting, City of God, Dazed and Confused, Pulp Fiction.
Food: Everything Mexican
The six things I could never do without
1. The ability to travel
2. Music collection
3. Well this was where I listed my indestructible tent but the goddamn airline lost it, I'm still alive so I guess it didn't belong here anyway
4. Seeing live music
5. Pizza
6. Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the fuck are the lyrics to "Down Under" and "Blinded by the Light" Is it caught up like a douche in the rotor of the night? Listen to them both seriously no cheating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing to Missy Elliot.
Gettin' wild.
Professional cat herding
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The mayor of Portland and all of his staff have seen a blown up picture of my ass in a city council meeting, and I had absolutely no part in it... except I guess my ass.
I still haven't gotten rid of my Pokemon card collection.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I need a partner in crime. If you're down to go get a drink, dance, and don't start conversations with people you just meet by saying "so what do you do?" message me.