I am awesome, intense, and sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
hhmmmmmm........... I'm never good at selling myself and I actually
gotta run so I'll get back to this soon... really..
(soon meaning like..never...)
(isn't the rest of my profile summary enough?)
(how much more do you need??)
(here's a hint...message me and you can find out all that your
heart desires.)
What I’m doing with my life
A whole lot of working and not much playing unfortunately. But I am
building a paintball field in my parents backyard/forest! (no i
don't live in their basement)
My life sounds very exciting doesn't it? I swear there's more to
it..
I’m really good at
sarcasm. sometimes way too good at it where people get really
annoyed and never talk to me again..
I've been called a jack of all trades a few times...I guess that
means I'm good at a bunch of stuff right?
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes, and that i look like someone they know. most of the time I
get michael imperioli...but I'm wayyyy better looking aren't i?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: The monkey wrench gang and other edward abbey greats, mark
twain always provides a good read, the outsiders was one of my
first books read and I still love it, I got a great collection of
ultra-left books too... oh and I also like manga and graphic novels
like the walking dead and dmz...
Movies: hmmm where do i start. How about the warriors, possibly the
greatest film ever...multi-racial gangs uniting to fight the
cops...gotta love it. yea it failed but it was the idea that
counts! district 9...another gem. bodies and heads
exploding...amazing. lord of the rings, the machinist, la hain,
just to name a few more. Theres so many more though...
Music: doom, sludge, stoner, punk, instrumental, classic rock,
hardcore, reggae, jazz, blues, country, lounge...all good.
Food: vegetarian/vegan no mushrooms please.
The six things I could never do without
well food obviously, music, the element, longwinterfarm soap, a
knife, and pillows. I think theres way more I couldn't do without
though. If you're talkin about post-apocalyptic survival then I'd
go with a bike, gun, large combat knife, protective clothing,
portable shelter, food/water........this is gettin outta hand...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how much better the world would be if all the assholes would just
disappear. seriously, get rid of bankers, bosses, landlords, cops,
drug dealers, racists, politicians, lawyers, supervisors,
investors, religious freaks, and straight-up ignorant jerkoffs, and
the world would be a billion times better don't you think?? I also
think about food and sex a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching a movie, getting ready for bed around 11pm because I work
saturdays and it really sucks but who cares.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
well it wouldn't be private if I told you...duh.
You should message me if
you think you didn't waste your time reading my profile and
actually laughed and were amused.
you also believe that most of the profiles on okcupid are
fake.
you're interested in paintball.
you're vegetarian or vegan.
you want to.