What am I looking for? I think it can be summed up in the words of Ace Frehley, guitarist and vocals for KISS...

When I see you, girl you turn my head, you make me dizzy
I get a good vibration
When I look into your big blue eyes, I start to quiver and shake I get a strange sensation
When you walk by me you strut around, you make me crazy, I get no relaxation
Talk to me, talk to me, all I want is a little conversation
Talk to me, talk to me, all I want is a little conversation, talk to me
People tell me that you run around and that you're no good
You got a bad reputation
I don't care what all the people say, you know they talk too much
It's a fascination
All I wanna do is talk to you and maybe go out, and form some kind of relation
So talk to me, talk to me, all I want is a little conversation
Talk to me, talk to me, all I want is a little conversation
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me - why don't you
Talk to me - c'mon and talk to me
I just wanna talk to you
Girl I wish you knew the way I felt, you think I'm silly, that it's infatuation
So we better get together soon, because I need you girl
I can't stand the frustration, so
Talk to me, talk to me, all I want is a little conversation
Talk to me, talk to me, all I want is a little conversation
Talk to me, talk to me, all I want is a little conversation
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me - why don't you
Talk to me - c'mon and talk to me
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me - I just wanna talk to you

Only grown ups need apply.

I recycle. So should you.

I was a PC user for 16 years and recently purchased my first MAC. Before PC, I was a Commodore 64 user. On the same tip, I used to use my Zen Nomad for all of my digital music, however have switched over to the Ipod Touch. It's a smaller hard drive, but I love the autofill function through Itunes which assures me that there will always be new tunes on the device.

I play ice hockey every Sunday night and at least 3-4 times during the week.

I tend bar. I won't tell you where I tend bar till a first or second date though.

I play guitar and write songs. Good songs. Songs with verses, choruses, hooks and maybe a middle eighth or a key change if I'm feeling froggy.

The first two websites I check when I sign online are Aint It Cool and Chud.

I pay very close attention to the lighting in my apartment.

I am a feminist.

I don't play video games all that much. My first home system was an Intellivision. Those early video games shaped my love of the medium and I feel that no matter how good the graphics on some of these new systems are, they will never match the skill levels that were needed for BurgerTime, Pac-Man, Astrosmash and Pitfall.

I drive a Scion XB.

I have a healthy interest in BDSM, the lifestyle and have done a bit of fetish modeling (stills and videos). I would like to build that portfolio up a bit.

On the road to law school. Seriously.

Songwriting.

Being a forward, but I'm better at playing defense. My backwards skating leaves a little to be desired though.

Editing video.

Photography.

I can grow a beard or mustache better than any of the little hipster dandies around Chicago. I choose to go clean shaven, because I'm a gentleman.

My Beatle Boots with the 2 inch Cuban heel.

That I look like "that guy from Green Day." (Especially when they have a new album out.)

My tight pants.

That Thing You Do!, I Spit On Your Grave, Last House On The Left, Re-Animator, Meatballs, Caddyshack, Ilsa She-Wolf Of The SS, Friday The 13th, Super Troopers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Valley Girl, Rocky, The Burning, Halloween, Reservoir Dogs, Revenge Of The Nerds, Pulp Fiction, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Nightmare On Elm Street, Sleepaway Camp, Black Christmas Weekend At Bernie's, Star Wars, Goodfellas, Boogie Nights, Trading Places, Ghostbusters, Jaws, Big Trouble In Little China, Coming To America, Beverly Hills Cop, House Party, Class Act, Maniac, Breathless, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Mean Streets, Valley Girl,Fright Night, The Empire Strikes Back, The Toxic Avenger, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, The Return Of The Living Dead, Return Of The Jedi, The Prowler, Blacula, Count Yorga Vampyre, It's Alive, Detroit Rock City, Bringing Out The Dead, Raging Bull, Scream Blacula Scream, Silent Night Deadly Night, Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, The Exorcist, An American Werewolf In London, Halloween, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, The Last Starfigher, Gremlins, Back To The Future

The Old 97s, Rhett Miller, Green Day, Cheap Trick, Electric Light Orchestra, The Replacements, Ryan Adams, Wilco, Whiskeytown, Paul Westerberg, Alkaline Trio, Andrew W.K, Guided By Voices, The Stereo, The Rolling Stones, The Faces, The Beatles, Jimmy Eat World, Slobberbone, Eddie Money, Rick Springfield, The Cars, Rooney, The Sounds, Blondie, Pezband, The Records, Prince, Outkast, Sam Cooke, Nick Lowe, The Cure, The Smiths, The Who, The Darkness, Against Me, The Rubinoos, The Replacements, The Plimsouls, Soul Asylum, KISS, The Misfits, The Undertones The Returnables, The Romeros, The Ramones, Candy, The Jags, The Pointed Sticks, The Exploding Hearts, The Nice Boys, Rick Springfield, Bruce Springsteen, The Clash, Wonders, Captain Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters, The Techniques, The Blissters, Headwall, Plasmata, The Teenage Imposters, The Dials,Paul Westerberg, Old 97's, Cheap Trick, The Cure, The Smiths, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Outkast, Jimmy Eat World, Alkaline Trio, Wilco, Jay Bennett, The Records, Pezband, .38 Special, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Buzzcocks, The Ramones, The Clash, The Strokes, The White Stripes, The Outfield, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Huey Lewis & The News, Icicle Works, Artful Dodger, Candy, Rockpile, Gin Blossoms, Tommy Tutone

Nip/Tuck, Chappelle's Show, The Soup, Mad Men, The Office, V, Twin Peaks, Ace Of Cakes, The Simpsons, King Of The Hill, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Friends, House, Bones, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Breaking Bad, 24, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Animaniacs

NPR for the most part bores me. I prefer Roe Conn and Coast To Coast AM.

1. I collect records.

2. I collect guitars, but I'll always be a Telecaster man. That being said, my second in command is my Rickenbacker (It's a power pop thing.)

3. Cheap beer.

4. Good whiskey.

5. A good shave.

6. Primo grass.

My next move.

Slinging margaritas.

When I'm stressed, I go to Target to clear my head.

Most of my wardrobe is from H&M.

You wanna party like it's 2003. No mopes allowed.

You actually want to chat and meet up for a drink.

You have a book you think I should read.

You don't read Harry Potter or Twilight.

You're that cute waitress from 'Austin Stories.'