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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:05pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Been a long time since I've updated this so hear it goes. Please take the time to read the whole thing as if I messaged you, I took the time to read yours.

I have a job that pays pretty well, live on my own (looking to get a house next year), and a great car. I'm very honest and loyal, probably to a fault and right now, I don't think I'm looking for anything too serious. If theirs chemistry, then I'm all for it and will gladly look forward to the future. I like to have fun and tell corny jokes for some quick smiles...or I'm the only one laughing. Either way, one person is laughing even if it's just me and that counts, right? Yes, that is me playing a kids piano and singing to my sisters chickens. I'm pretty nerdy so if you are that's just as awesome and by nerdy, I mean into science, Dr. Who marathons, or winning at some games. I'm a family guy and I hang out with my family quite a bit. If that bothers you, then good luck.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a great job that pays very well and I like to stay active. Specially now since the warm weather has arrived but I am a Netflix and movie fend as well and have no problem chilling and relaxing the day away. Some people don't get enough relaxation, I say. I'm planning on buying a house next year and stop this apt life for good. I'm also planning on skydiving very soon and love road trips. I don't need to ask for directions, I got google maps. I'm not a bar scene guy anymore really but I do like to hit up the pool table now and then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I'm a very good kisser and I can fix damn near anything around the house. I love DIY projects and there is very little that I can't fix be it electrical, plumbing, computers, or whatever. Yes, I'm a manly nerd. That shit is possible but I'm not into sports much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes, I smile a lot, and I've been told I have a great back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies : (long list but these are just a few) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spaceballs, Garden State, Anything Jim Carrey, Cop Out, any Disney movie (might sing along), Boondock Saints, Fight Club, The Professional, Polar Express, Office Space, Wall-E, Sweeney Todd, Matrix, Les Miserables, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, ect. ect.

Shows: Dexter, Supernaturals, Furturama, Archer, Dr. Who marathons, Adventure Time, Scrubs, Dr. Horrible Sing-Along Blog, and Robot Chicken

I'm surf Reddit

Music : I enjoy just about anything except most Rap and most new country. Other then that, I can enjoy everything else almost. Classical music and 90's alternative mostly.

Food : If I can eat it, I will like it but you give me some pasta or steak and you got my heart forever. I like to bake pies also and prefer home cooked meals over going out to eat but pizza and movie night is at least once a week. I'm a very good cook and love cooking just about anything and trying new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going in life. Should I stop popping this bubble wrap? I mean, it's not mine and I'm just popping away. Where did all the GOOD cartoons go to? Sometimes, do I try just too hard or are others just not trying hard enough? I'm a guy also so sex obviously. No need to hide that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If not working, Rockband party at my friends, chilling with family, or finding something to do outside. Having a nice relaxing time cuddling and watching a movie is just as fun as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You can tickle anywhere but my feet. (Those are off limits.)

I also enjoy musicals, ballets, art galleries, and coloring in coloring books.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- Dependable and reliable
- Funspirited and always in a positive mood.
- You're energetic, like to laugh and play, and have a sarcastic/witty side to you.
- Doesn't get offended easily and have transportation. Preferred that you don't live with parents but not game changer.
- Likes to hang out and relax. No drama. I can find that on TV.
- Physically fit as I like someone who takes care of themselves. I don't mean cut and ripped but give me treble, no bass. Thanks
- I'm just looking for friends now and nothing too serious so if we go out, we go dutch unless things start clicking and we like hanging around. I ain't cheap, you just gotta prove to be worth it.

This is the dating life these days. Aziz nailed it right on. Don't message me if you're like this.