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serottarider

40 Corvallis, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not here looking to hook up, but if you buy me dinner first then maybe. I moved here in Fall 2012 from upstate NY, but I was born a Masshole. I haven't lost my East Coast swagger, but I am generally a nice guy. I've always been something of a mountain man, hiking and climbing all over the US in all seasons. I spent the night out in the Adirondacks when it was -10F, so I can definitely keep you warm.

Basically, I'm like MacGyver. I'm trained as an engineer, but I can change your oil, rescue you from a crevasse and fix a flat. I know the difference between Jackson Pollock and Michael Jackson. Generally speaking, I have mad skilz in the kitchen, I make a great risotto, excellent butternut squash lasagna and really good lentil soup. I probably should have been a chef, but who wants to work on the weekends?

I stay active, yoga, running, biking, hiking, skiing, climbing, basically whatever is in season. I'm really interested in meeting someone who maintains an active lifestyle. I don't stay in shape to stay in shape, but rather so I'm always up for anything. Biking and running are my competitive outlets and I race road and CX pretty seriously, but other than when I am formally competing it is all for fun.

I believe in continuously learning and expanding your horizons, so I'm always interested in learning about a new viewpoint.

I like to tease and I'm generally the ironic/sarcastic type (at this point you either think this is funny or I sound like a douche), so maybe you don't get it. I don't take anything too seriously, but I can be intense.

As far as meeting people, it seems like I've always been in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now I'm in Corvallis, so maybe it just seems like the wrong place, but it is actually really nice here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to learn something new every day, which involves doing a lot of reading for work and also for pleasure. Learning to be a great communicator and build better connections. I've been volunteering as a youth mentor for the past year, which I find very challenging in a number of ways. It's just part of learning something new about others and myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math
Riding bikes
Cooking (not baking)
Climbing (ladders, rocks, stairs, mountains)
Running
Assembling furniture from IKEA.
Trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fairly tall (6'2")
My eyes are very blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Infinite Jest, Bonfire of the Vanities
Authors: Chuck Klosterman, Malcomb Gladwell, Jared Diamond, Michael Lewis, Saint Augustine
Periodicals: Outside, The Economist, The Wall Street Journal, Skeptic, Foreign Affairs, Alpinist, Harpers.
Movies: Platoon, The Big Lebowski (anything Coen brothers), Exit Through the Gift Shop, Fletch, Being John Malkovic, Better Off Dead, Death Proof
Music: The Clash, Sonic Youth, Murder City Devils, The Black Keys, Pavement, DJ Shadow, Spoon, Queens of the Stone Age, Beirut, Arcade Fire, Pretty Lights, Neil young.
TV: Frontline, The Wire, Dexter, Trailer Park Boys
Food: Avocados, any type of fish or seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As someone else more clever than me already pointed out, none of this is necessary, just a cherry on top.
1. My sister
2. NPR
3. A bicycle (orange Serotta)
4. Set of nice cookware (All Clad)
5. A good read
6. Mountains
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if people could communicate with whales
Hiking the John Muir trail
Finding that special someone to go to Hawaii with me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home recovering from the week, or else driving out somewhere for the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like grumpy cat and I wish it was my pet
I have no tattoos
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are curious about life and love trying something new, a new recipe, a new beer, new band, new hike, new museum. If you would like to team up for Pole, Pedal, Paddle. If you want to go to trivia night. If you would consider doing the Enchantments loop as a day hike.