Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I had a bunch of bullshit about why I'm on this dating site up
here before, but I decided I don't like bullshit. So I'll just list
things about myself. I like lists. Even though I am terribly
•I'm a big, beautiful woman.
•I love myself.
•I am easy going, and can make friends with just about
•I like staying in or going out, but I rather like to be around
people either way.
•I cry. It's a thing. Don't worry about it.
•I like to stay up all night and watch the sun come up.
•I like cigarettes and beer.
•I have a big heart.
•I love lipstick, like, a lot.
•I'm actually not a bitch, lol.
•I have three cats, and if it wasn't considered so crazy I would
have a lot more.
•In my opinion, laughing until it hurts is one of the best feelings
in the world.
•I'm an educator. Bringing the truth to my younger homies.
•I will want to look at your baby photos, because I want to know
where you come from.
•I don't like to sleep while touching my partner. I wish I did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach the angel babies of second grade about all sorts of cool
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at making people laugh.
Painting my nails.
Teaching kids about awesome stuff.
Being a friend.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love a lot of movies. The quirkier, the better. Some of my
favorites include: Ghost Busters, Death Becomes Her, Christmas
Vaction, Clue, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, Little Miss
Sunshine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Producers, Simon Birch and
The Lord of the Rings series
PLUS I have an obsession with movies from my childhood that include
Disney films, Don Bluth films and many more obscure little movies.
You will catch me watching animated things a lot.
BUT my favorite movie of ALL time is Goodfellas.
Books: Nasty romance novels.
Shows: Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Orange is the
Food: SUSHI. Or anything else, I ain't picky. (obviously)
Music: Anything. And I mean anything. But I like rapping alone in
my car lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do strippers booties get so damn soft? Like seriously. How?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends doing something thrilling or maybe just at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Do not try to pull my toes. I will defend myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're down to Earth, like love-handles and curves, aren't a
prick, can withstand some sarcasm, can make other people feel good,
and/or you have a beard. I really like beards. *swoon* bearded
ladies are more than welcome, also;)
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