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24 New Orleans, LA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 2
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Full figured
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I had a bunch of bullshit about why I'm on this dating site up here before, but I decided I don't like bullshit. So I'll just list things about myself. I like lists. Even though I am terribly unorganized.

About me:
•I'm a big, beautiful woman.

•I love myself.

•I am easy going, and can make friends with just about anyone.

•I like staying in or going out, but I rather like to be around people either way.

•I cry. It's a thing. Don't worry about it.

•I like to stay up all night and watch the sun come up.

•I like cigarettes and beer.

•I have a big heart.

•I love lipstick, like, a lot.

•I'm actually not a bitch, lol.


•I have three cats, and if it wasn't considered so crazy I would have a lot more.

•In my opinion, laughing until it hurts is one of the best feelings in the world.

•I'm an educator. I love my job.

•I will want to look at your baby photos, because I want to know where you come from.

•I don't like to sleep while touching my partner. I wish I did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach the angel babies of second grade about all sorts of cool things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at making people laugh.
Painting my nails.
Being a friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fat.
I'm confident.
I'm funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love a lot of movies. The quirkier, the better. Some of my favorites include: Ghost Busters, Death Becomes Her, Christmas Vaction, Clue, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Producers, Simon Birch and The Lord of the Rings series.
I dig documentaries, also.
PLUS I have an obsession with movies from my childhood that include Disney films, Don Bluth films and many more obscure little movies. You will catch me watching animated things a lot.

BUT my favorite movie of ALL time is Goodfellas.

Books: Nasty romance novels.

Shows: Bob's Burgers, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black.

Food: SUSHI. Or anything else, I ain't picky. (obviously)

Music: Anything. And I mean anything. But I like rapping alone in my car lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My people
My cats
Good times
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

My anxiety riddled brain makes me think about every scenario, every tidbit of information, and over analyze most of what I hear or see. 😁
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends doing something thrilling or maybe just at home watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Do not try to pull my toes. I will defend myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're down to Earth, like love-handles and curves, aren't a prick, can withstand some sarcasm, can make other people feel good, and/or you have a beard. I really like beards. *swoon* bearded ladies are more than welcome, also;)