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set_fire

23 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:57pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I had a bunch of bullshit about why I'm on this dating site up here before, but I decided I don't like bullshit. So I'll just list things about myself. I like lists. Even though I am terribly unorganized.

About me:
•I'm a big, beautiful woman.

•I love myself.

•I am easy going, and can make friends with just about anyone.

•I like staying in or going out, but I rather like to be around people either way.

•I cry. It's a thing. Don't worry about it.

•I like to stay up all night and watch the sun come up.

•I like cigarettes and beer.

•I have a big heart.

•I love lipstick, like, a lot.

•I'm actually not a bitch, lol.

•I just got my septum pierced.

•I have three cats, and if it wasn't considered so crazy I would have a lot more.

•In my opinion, laughing until it hurts is one of the best feelings in the world.

•I'm an educator. Bringing the truth to my younger homies.

•I will want to look at your baby photos, because I want to know where you come from.

•I don't like to sleep while touching my partner. I wish I did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm about to start teaching second grade in August. AHHH!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at making people laugh.
Painting my nails.
Eating.
Advice.
Listening.
Talking.
Loitering.
Teaching kids about awesome stuff.
Being a friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm fat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love a lot of movies. The quirkier, the better. Some of my favorites include: Ghost Busters, Death Becomes Her, Christmas Vaction, Clue, Nightmare Before Christmas, Fight Club, Little Miss Sunshine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Producers, Simon Birch and The Lord of the Rings series
PLUS I have an obsession with movies from my childhood that include Disney films, Don Bluth films and many more obscure little movies. You will catch me watching animated things a lot.

BUT my favorite movie of ALL time is Goodfellas.

Books: Nasty romance novels.

Shows: Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black.

Food: SUSHI. Or anything else, I ain't picky. (obviously)

Music: Anything. And I mean anything. But I like rapping alone in my car lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My people
My cats
Food
Sex
Good times
Booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do strippers booties get so damn soft? Like seriously. How?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends doing something thrilling or maybe just at home watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Do not try to pull my toes. I will defend myself.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're down to Earth, like love-handles and curves, aren't a prick, can withstand some sarcasm, can make other people feel good, and/or you have a beard. I really like beards. *swoon* bearded ladies are more than welcome, also;)