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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Today – 10:27am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Some people have religion, I have coconut oil.

Former East Coaster (native Lawng Islander to be exact, minus the native accent). Moved to Los Angeles about 2 years ago via NYC, and quite unoriginally, am more than satisfied with the climate. If LA added all the friends and family I left in NY and subtracted the driving/parking bullsh*t it'd be a damn near perfect sum of a town. But don't get the wrong idea... I hate math.

In the interest of upfront-ness, I should say that I'm super into diet/exercise and it's pretty important that any potential partners be like-minded.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an actor. Just got back from Scotland where I performed in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Was an incredible time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making NYC/LA comparisons
Inappropriate humor
Boring perfectly innocent people with paleo nerdery
Knowing random facts
Using two-wheeled vehicles to get around Los Angeles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The luxurious locks atop my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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GRRM, John Irving, Kurt Vonnegut, the Harry Potter Series, A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, Blade Runner. Ender's Game/Universe, Many Shakespeares and other plays (Red Light Winter, This is Our Youth, Waiting for Godot, etc.).

The Big Lebowski (most Coen Bros), Donnie Darko, Tommy Boy, Dude Where's My Car?, Magnolia, The New World, The Wolf of Wall Street, many Woody Allen films

Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Homeland, Downton Abbey, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Parks and Rec. Sans cable I'm a Netflixer/downloader.

Radiohead, The Flaming Lips, Guster, The New Pornographers, CAKE, The Decembrists, The Shins, The Beatles, Weezer, Chvrches, etc.

Mmmmmm, sweet potatoes.
Pretty culinarily adventurous, BBQ, KBBQ, Mexican, Indian, anything spicy or smoked. About 80% paleo right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bicycle
A good night's sleep
A properly functioning fridge
Seeming shallow by not mentioning family/friends here.
Smugly ignoring arbitrary list lengths.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Foooooooood! And how crazy it is that all matter in the universe is made up of nothing more than a bunch of opposing forces.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pouring drinks, drinking drinks, Netflix-ing, searching for cheap flights (seems to be an opportune time).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a pet hedgehog when I was in high school, bawled like a baby when he died. Also, I still make an occasional "your mom" joke.
You should message me if
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you aren't flaky (it's important), like bald guys, love to laugh, don't actively dislike cats, and wouldn't be too afraid of riding on the back of a motorcycle.

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