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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:03am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: I'm currently convalescing as a result of a run in with a drunk driver. His car (at street racing speed) + my motorcycle= broken leg. Good times.

Some people have religion, I have coconut oil.

Damn good cook, native Lawng Islander (minus the native accent), sunshine lover. Moved to Los Angeles about 2 years ago via NYC and, quite unoriginally, am more than satisfied with the climate.

My bicycle is one of my best friends.

Friends accuse my sense of humor of frequent dryness and occasional goofiness.

Looking for someone who pursues a healthy lifestyle, loves to laugh early/often, and is outgoing with lots of personality. If you put a lot of stock in the Meyers Briggs thingy we very well may not get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Actor. Bam.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making NYC/LA comparisons
Inappropriate humor
Boring perfectly innocent people with nutritional nerdery
Knowing random facts
Using two-wheeled vehicles to get around Los Angeles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The luxurious locks atop my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
GRRM, John Irving, Kurt Vonnegut, the Harry Potter Series, A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, Blade Runner. Ender's Game/Universe, Many Shakespeares and other plays (Red Light Winter, This is Our Youth, Waiting for Godot, etc.).

The Big Lebowski (most Coen Bros), Donnie Darko, Tommy Boy, Dude Where's My Car?, Magnolia, The New World, The Wolf of Wall Street, many Woody Allen films

Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Homeland, Downton Abbey, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Parks and Rec. Sans cable I'm a Netflixer/downloader.

Radiohead, The Flaming Lips, Guster, The New Pornographers, CAKE, The Decembrists, The Shins, The Beatles, Weezer, Chvrches, etc.

Mmmmmm, sweet potatoes.
Pretty culinarily adventurous, BBQ, KBBQ, Mexican, Indian, anything spicy or smoked. The more veggies the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bicycle
A good night's sleep
A properly functioning fridge
Seeming shallow by not mentioning family/friends here.
Smugly ignoring arbitrary list lengths.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Foooooooood! And which frickin' model of the universe is correct. Multiverse? Supersymmetry? Both???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pouring drinks, drinking drinks, Netflix-ing, searching for cheap flights (seems to be an opportune time).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I only use deodorant when absolutely necessary. Also, I still make an occasional "your mom" joke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you aren't flaky (it's important), like bald guys, love to laugh, don't actively dislike cats or dogs, aren't a vegetarian, and wouldn't be too afraid of riding on the back of a motorcycle.