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seth2929

33 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: I'm currently convalescing as a result of a run in with a drunk driver. His car (at street racing speed) + my motorcycle= broken leg. Good times. Oh, and in case you were worried, that's about as mathematical as I'll ever get.
Anywhoo...

Some folks find religion, I found coconut oil.

I'll make a joke about just about anything, especially if that (any)thing is me.

Fancy myself a damn good cook, witty punster, and loyal comrade. Also, native Lawng Islander (minus the native accent) and sunshine lover. Moved to Los Angeles about 2 years ago via NYC and, quite unoriginally, am more than satisfied with the climate. Do wish it'd rain, though.

My bicycle is one of my best friends.

Looking for someone who pursues a healthy lifestyle and loves to laugh early/often.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Another reason I moved out here was to continue my acting career. I also teach, manage catering staff, and bartend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making NYC/LA comparisons
Dry humor
Grammar/word related stuff
Disliking all religions
Random trivia
Cooking stuff- coffee crusted ribeye, berry pie (100% from scratch), sautéed spinach, almond butter, homemade sauerkraut...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The luxurious locks atop my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
GRRM, John Irving, A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, Shakespeare and other plays, Blade Runner, Ender's Game/Universe, Slaughter House Five...

Definitely a film buff. Magnolia, The New World, The Big Lebowski (most Coen Bros), Back to the Future, Donnie Darko, Tommy Boy, Dude Where's My Car?, The Wolf of Wall Street, Mad Max: Fury Road, many Woody Allen films.

Seinfeld, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks, Homeland, Downton Abbey, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Parks and Rec. This list could get long...

Radiohead, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, Guster, The New Pornographers, CAKE, The Decemberists, The Shins, Weezer, etc.

Mmmmmm, sweet potatoes.
Pretty culinarily adventurous, BBQ, KBBQ, Mexican, Indian, anything spicy or smoked. The more veggies the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meat
Words
Coffee
Exercise
My bicycle
A good night's sleep
A properly functioning fridge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Foooooooood!
And which frickin' model of the universe is correct. Multiverse? Supersymmetry? Both???
Also, what'll happen if CA actually runs outta water?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hmmm, what's typical? Sometimes I work, sometimes I see a movie with friends or get a drink(s) with those friends, sometimes I sit on my ass and watch Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take oral hygiene quite seriously. Also, I still make an occasional "your mom" joke.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't make plans and then cancel last minute (been burned quite a few times), like follicularly challenged gentlemen, love to laugh, and aren't a vegetarian.