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seth2929

31 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sarcasm, dry wit, dark humor, self-deprecation, and "that's what she said"s are just a few of the services I offer.

Former East Coaster (native Lawng Islander to be exact, minus the native accent). Moved to Los Angeles about a year ago via NYC, and quite unoriginally, am more than satisfied with the climate. If LA added all the friends and family I left in NY and subtracted the driving/parking bullsh*t it'd be a damn near perfect sum of a town. But don't get the wrong idea... I hate math.

Conversely, I like words, witty interchanges, empathy, philosophical introspection, and new ways of looking at the world.

The last line of my profile is important.

If you agree with this or at least like debating/discussing this kinda stuff, we'll get along like peas and carrots:
http://www.upworthy.com/what-the-hell-do-people-believe-in-if-they-dont-believe-in-god-this-guy-has-one-heck-of-an-answer
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an actor. Just started substitute teaching as a side gig and I actually kinda love it.
I’m really good at
Making NYC/LA comparisons
Inappropriate humor
Homemade almond butter/cooking in general
Knowing random facts
Using two-wheeled vehicles to get around Los Angeles.
The first things people usually notice about me
The luxurious locks atop my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
GRRM, John Irving, Kurt Vonnegut, the Harry Potter Series, A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22, Blade Runner. Ender's Game/Universe, Many Shakespeares and other plays (Red Light Winter, This is Our Youth, Waiting for Godot, etc.).

The Big Lebowski (most Coen Bros), Donnie Darko, Tommy Boy, Dude Where's My Car?, Magnolia, The New World, The Wolf of Wall Street, many Woody Allen films

Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Homeland, Downton Abbey, The Wire, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Parks and Rec. Sans cable I'm a Netflixer/downloader.

Radiohead, The Flaming Lips, Guster, The New Pornographers, CAKE, The Decembrists, The Shins, The Beatles, Weezer, Chvrches, etc.

Mmmmmm, sweet potatoes.
Pretty culinarily adventurous, BBQ, KBBQ, Mexican, Indian, anything spicy or smoked. I like my meat and wine red, my beer and veggies bitter.
The six things I could never do without
Tacos
Exercise
Nut butters
Deep breaths
A good night's sleep
Inducing laughter in others
A properly functioning fridge
Smugly ignoring arbitrary list lengths
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Foooooooood! And how crazy it is that all matter in the universe is made up of nothing more than a bunch of opposing forces.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pouring drinks, drinking drinks, Netflix-ing, searching for cheap flights (seems to be an opportune time).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a pet hedgehog when I was in high school, bawled like a baby when he died. Also, I still make an occasional "your mom" joke.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you aren't flaky (it's important), like bald guys, have an awesome sense of humor, are self-confident, grounded, don't play games, wouldn't be too afraid of riding on the back of a motorcycle, and don't feel the need to message back and forth a million times before actually meeting up.