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22 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:33pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I talk too much, and I read too much. I am generally interested, heck, curious even. I talk to strangers and I question the things I know and I'm chronically confessional. I obviously think I'm far cleverer than I really am, but I'm still clever enough. I like helping people, but my self-centered God complex interferes with that on a regular basis. And I clearly have a very well-defined sense of self!
What I’m doing with my life
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Beyond the odd spot of seasonal vagrancy, I work and volunteer in the Downtown Eastside, and I love the god-damn hell out of it. I've just started to write again, everything from short stories to comics to scripts to my specialty, encyclopedias for places and things that don't exist. I also do occasional stand-up comedy, which is a great way to very seriously talk about dying and the end of the world and have people laugh at it.
I’m really good at
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Lying down, standing up, sitting down, rolling over, y'know, the usual stuff most people can do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Why, my charming smile and sunny disposition, of course!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A very long list, at the head of which is either Hermann Hesse's Steppenwolf, Friedrich Nietzche's Ecce Homo (best book written by a syphilis addled madman, bar none), or Cities of the Red Night, by William S. Burroughs. Or anything by Borges. Or Umberto Eco. Or Chester Brown. You should probably just ask me if I like a book. I'm overwhelming myself.

Le Samourai
Synecdoche, New York
La jetée
Infernal Affairs
And I just discovered Japanese New Wave, in which Japan once more demonstrates that anything France can do, they can do better.

Musical tastes are pretty damn eclectic. I unabashedly really like shitty rap, and good rap, and precious obnoxious lo-fi shit, and pretentious high-minded conceptual shit, and music that goes "beep-boop" and makes me want to dance like there's ass in my pants. I've just begun getting into the more accessible forms of jazz, and I find myself whistling "Rhapsody in Blue" enough that it's embarrassing.

I like to put all the food right into my face-hole.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In someone else's living room having a heated, scotch-soaked conversation, at a show for some local band that are usually not very good, or walking the hell around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just fell over, pretty hard. I'm really shitty at having privacy.
You should message me if
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You are a Nigerian prince-in-exile who needs help getting money from these thrice-accursed Western banks.

Alternatively, if you'd like to swap books or music, or if you just want me to give you books. I have an almost pathological love of giving away books.