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seventhwan

28 / F / bisexual / Single

New York, New York

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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
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I am bored, boring, and crazy fun??.

My Self-Summary

If you are intelligent enough for me to be interested, chances you are too smart to be interested in me.

What I’m doing with my life

Getting from point A to point B. And point C on the weekends and holidays.

I’m really good at

Staying alive. Havent failed for 28 years.

The first things people usually notice about me

My hot friends.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Like you will actually read this whole crap if I write it.

The six things I could never do without

This and that, but mostly this.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How can I think less.

Why there are so many guys who seem to be shocked that I don’t respond back to them.

On a typical Friday night I am

Wondering about the wonders of the universe, like why friday? Why not monday?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like to eat with my hands.

You should message me if

You can come with a good answer for this dumb question, "why should I want you to message me?"

Oh please do not send me your cover letter.

Also, if the best you can come up with in a msg is NOT "I liked your picture, lets meet up for coffee." You may think you are awesome, but what makes you think I might agree? (chances, I dont)

Messages I simply won’t respond to in mail or IM:

Hi, how are you? (and variations) => I am good, thank you. Here, I gave you an answer here, so don’t expect a response in mail or IM format.

Hi, I am (name goes here). => You really first should give me a reason to care who you are.

What is being bi like? => Why don’t you try it and see for yourself?

Hey! or Hi! or Hello! => If you did not spend 30 second to think of something to say, I automatically assume you would bore me to tears.

Hi, would you like to chat some time? => no, because you already bored me.

Batman seeks Sidekick for Adventures and Combating Evil. Cape Optional, Tights a Must. => I don’t know what to say to this.

Also if you woo/wink me, I will put a voodoo spell on you that will give you an elephant’s nose and a canary’s penis. You have been warned.