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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–55
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Dec 4, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Oh yeah The Big Question? who am I? what is my purpose on this Rock? why am I here? God? are you out there? This SexFoodDeath talking at ya. Hey God got A minute? can I bum a smoke from ya God? Oh ask your son for a smoke? I thought he was serving lunch over on the mountain? Hum Maybe Satan will have a smoke for me? nah that will cost me more than I want to pay. Hey I wonder If you can find a 7-11 when your seeking Enlightenment, Or where there is no insight people perish.Or my favorite...When Books are burned, then soon will be people. I am a mass of and bad spelling errors. Wow Rewrite time. I hate getting deep on the first read of honesty on my part to myself and how I deal with things. In a state of flux Because Entropy is Satan's fast food chain, and we all have to eat? but like the veggies/kosher/vegan etc. it's what you put in your body as nourishment, I say this it is what we put into our souls, who we love, (your are who you fuck, your are who your friends are) what you think, who you vote for or against?How much you believe in personal liberties and yes personal responsibilities, cause like I said earlier you pay for every freaking thing you do on this planet one way or another. So My feeling is thought, action, effort, energy, is like money, your going to spend it one way or the other. Oh yeah "My Self-summary...Trying the very best I can, To Learn as much as I can, Give back as much as I am able without doing damage to myself or those around me, Trust that fate/God/ decent Humans and most all Oneself has His/Her back, but at the same time try to see that it is not all grey and black, (that can be so hard at times)"Blue Sky's smiling at me, Nothing but Blue Sky's from now on." Yep-per. You know some day I might even fill one these things out correctly. Oh yes Dear Reader's two things before I say enough of this, as you read this profile please pardon the typo's and other stuff I should have remembered from college, and thanks for the time to read and understand how my wee little brain works and thinks,I am grateful if you make it threw the 10 minutes it may take to read this. And if you other los Alien's care to ask any questions about any of this, Hey be glad to tell ya what I meant and what I think. Oh yes why sexfooddeath? first it is not a original thought on my part. I took it from Robyn Hitchcock. and why? well Sex gets ya here, Food keeps you here, and Death takes ya from here. A few people thought it a bit negative I like it, May not win me any popularity contests but it feels cool to me...And the sums up "My Self Summary." But it feels cool to me. Cheers,
What I’m doing with my life
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Pretending I'm David throwing rocks at giants that should have died when that Angry Jewish God flooded the planet, One or two always get away. Talking with that Angry God as a Lawyer for defense (ie mankind) Doing a job that No one else would do cause I believe in the end what you do for your community is the greatest noble thing a common (or Uncommon) man or woman can do. Going back to First century Judea (C.E.) to interview Certain Roman Government Overseers, Jewish zealots, Church founding fathers, and the angel that moved the stone, Oh the subject of "Give unto Caesar, what is Caesar's. Give unto God what is God's". Learning how to write so people might even enjoy what I have to say and even if I am really lucky learn to spell with out a spell check or having to look up a word every 15 minutes. Retooling my thought process, Being More forgiving of humanity than I should be, which works out great when I am in the courtroom with God Satan And J.C. ( Can guess who the twelve angry men are?) staying saner than I need to. Looking for love and only finding lust but I knew that going in, and that is all part and package of the game we silly humans play with each other. But don't tell anyone! Hoping with what is left of my soul that I well be pleasantly disappointed that all my low expectations where wrong, and people are decent, kind, loving, loyal, etc...(there's no place like home, there's no place like home. Now click your heels three times.)) Believing that the Easter bunny and Jesus has a Cafe across from Satan's fast food Entropy stand. and doing PR work for the Easter Bunny, Jesus, and Satan (Satan has the big account at our firm) When not in the courtroom or in Judea I hang out with Oliver Cromwell, Killing Royalist's (the English Civil War was a party! But any Civil war is a party No greater fun? a human can have than to kill his own countrymen? (sarcasm OK?) Did I say staying saner than I should, But Temperance is a virtue. And I am so full of virtue. (that could been my Roman name or At least one of them. Oh yeah back to the real world... what am I doing, in my own humble way trying to change my world, one inch at a time, one phone call at a time, One more trip down the 101 many times a week. Working with what I have to do something better for all concerned, even me.
I’m really good at
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When I am good at something, it is because the muse guides me to that place. I am good at my job, cause i am the only one in the Southland that does what I do as I do it...Don't ask unless I get to know you. I'm pretty good at keeping things to myself for a guy that has a view on everything under the sun. I am good at being a cheap date and respect others that feel the same way, (hate with a passion spending money in places that have no soul or social redeeming value,)Places I go to quite a lot in my day to day. Mom and Pop shop's, discount outlets taco trucks, cheap ethnic eats. Cheap and free, education stuff Amoeba Records and Video, etc Finding what is hidden in this fair city is what i am good at. But I have to be cause I am 2nd Generation Los Alien, And that almost makes me a Mexican by default, though My Spanish is very sucky, "Donde este taco truck? Por favor? yeah right? Go back to night school kiddo!... I am good at making up little ditty's on my uke, or my crappy six string when I get moved or angry about something. I am a great driver of the Southlands Roads and Freeways, and Pray God I continue to not hit other cars or attract The Powers that be that watch over those roads, for I am the one who always drives, I am the want to be Paul McCarthy of the group ie the guy who has to fix the situation like it or no. ( the Beatles would have died in 66/67 without Paul taking over from John after too many acid trips and Yoko taking over John's soul but that's for another time.) I am really good if need be at on the spot thinking like how the F@ck do I get over on this hellish situation, that I somehow got into? I am good at avoiding trouble most of the time, and for a guy with a off-ish world view in a Semi to total Nanny state with big brother watching you like Mommy, PC world. staying out of fistfights. I am good at finding the best and the worse in any situation, thinking on my feet (Could almost be a New Yorker but never been East of Texas) I am really good at killing cockroaches and sending them on to better lifes or trapping skunks, Or any handiwork that Ms. Valley housewife or Mr.Hubby won't do. I am really good at thinking up new words and thoughts to paint a more colorful Picture of my hometown. I am good at loving something deeply (other than People) Even better at hating but one or something has to work hard for that horror I mean Honor. I am really good at getting the most out of a neighborhood, what is left of the American Dream(for my income range) and I make a real good friend but only if I think your worth the effort, though I try to be polite and kind to everyone, till the prove themself to be a Persona non gratas at least in my world view. I am finally good at walking away from hopeless situations if need be.That took work... I am fairly good at figuring out a person's vibe and what they want fairly quickly. I wish I was better at loving the Human Race and Spelling..."But
the next day is another day." I am really good at seeing a blue sky threw the Smog of another wonderful day in the great 323-818-310-213-626-562-714-424-Did I leave anyone out? Must be another area code here somewhere?
The first things people usually notice about me
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That for a small guy I have a big presence, My Iguana gets more notice than I do on the streets of Hollywood and West L.A. All my friends say "What a chick magnet. Not the case at all although "Nanner" is responable for many lizards being adopted over the last 13 years. People tend to either like me or back away cause I am pretty sharp/Caustic with my observations of the world, and though my better jugdement says keep the mouth in neutral. most times I speak my mind even if I am wrong about something. The other thing people may notice is i do my best not to follow any trends, very clear about likes and dislikes, ie injustice, American history and politics, have my own world view, very liberal for the most part, But: Very UN-PC depending on the issue. Though if I am wrong about something, I have no problem with it, In fact I enjoy it when someone can shake me from a view I hold to be right. People May notice I do my very best to poke holes in water'd down mass culture Bullpoopy, ie 2/3rd's of what comes out in the Beautiful city I live in (which I have a open too the world Love /Hate relationship with...Life after Life I keep coming back to L.A. will I ever Learn?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All things about the Roman Empire, Or about Italy And the history of the place, Like Dante's Inferno. Anything to do with the American and English civil war's, Man's kink's and petty cruelities, madness, unstablities of Kings, Emperors, Pope's. Anything about mass Genocides of the 20thcentury, and the people who where Responable, South Park, Anything about Hitler or Stalin,(Bad) or FDR or Winston Churchill (Good) Or Politics, recent History, Love 70's B films ie Omega Man,Soylent, Green,..Ben Hur,The Robe, Caligula, I Claudius, Patton, Stones at Altamont/Let it Bleed, Help! Hard Day's Night, Rutles "All You Need Is Cash."Anything that show's the danger of being on the edge...Any old cheese that glorifies the film industry and Hollywood, 30's 40's 50's March of time news reals,Warner Brother's cartoons circa 1940-1966ish with Mel Blanc.("that's all folk's'.)Gone with the Wind/ Citizen Kane, Best top 10 American film's made...1960's Dance/Rock shows filmed in Los Angeles. Old Black and White movies Filmed in NYC 1930's-1970's. Naked Lunch, Cites of the Red Night, Place of Dead Roads, The Western Lands (Billy Burroghs Is such a good kind and thoughtful Human being) Manhatten, Stardust Memories (Woody Allen in General) Any thing Buffy and Kitchy( Angel is not nearly as good but I will deal with it )with demons that shop at the 7-11 next in line to you. Red Dwarf any season,BBC Masterpiece Theater,The BBC 1936-1980's Most things English from the 60's like The Prisoner, Advengers, Ready Steady Go. Japanese Cartoons from the 60's Astro Boy Kimba the White lion, Amazing three, Film and CBS News from Dallas area the days when JFK got his head blown away. Drug Store Cowboy, Panic in needle park, (Where the doggie jump's off the Staten Island Ferry cause their both fucked up in the bathroom.)Trainspotting, Amadeus,Anything where the nasty Nazi's are so bad and the Noble British and the Pre December 7th 1941 Best friend Yank save England with 3 spitfires and a few rounds of machine gun bullets,(There will always be a England) Any film where Jesus suffers long and hard and Satan gets the Best lines. Godspell on left over 1960's acid your father forgot about. Political uncorrect movies from the 1960's down with "My Fair Lady at the top of the list on that same Pre 1966 Acid. Don't forget the popcorn? Jesus Chirst Superstar, all the Warhol trash that is too painful to watch but Little Joe is in it so it has Historical value. and post Warhol stuff with Joe Delasandro. Woodstock cause it always puts me to sleep, Rust never sleeps, for the same reason, Any thing on TMC that you can fall asleep to, Magical Mystery Tour/Tragical History Tour.(I am the waitress/Piggy in the Middle. Genius!) Any and all Rock and Roll films. The more decadent the better. Performance. Oh on the subject of music, Love the Old Airplane, Jack Cassidy is a bass playing demiGod, As well as Phill Lesh (yes the Dead are great but very critical of the Band after say 1987? think the Keith and Donna Period is GodHead and will take on any and all antideadheads to a mudpit. Think Camper Van Beethoven/Cracker are American as apple pie, Bobby Kennedy, and Old Chevy's and Fords...And David Lowery should really be president (Joe Walsh should be vice president) Think Robyn Hitchcock is the Most amazing writer/songwriter/rock and roll critic that plays rock and roll. Love old Progressive stuff like Genesis circa 1970-75 (no bud songs please...Mr.Collins) Vandergraffe Generator Think Peter Hammill is a Demigod as much as Robyn is but in a darker way. Love Neil Young and Crazyhorse any thing Neil does is a piece of instant Americana .Old School Industrial, TG/ PTV, Foetus,Old school 70's/80's Sf/LA Punk Rock the stuff that sounds like angry 20 somethings with cheap guitars... Dead Kennedy's Flipper,Frightwig,etc. Decemberists, Bongwater,The Residents, 1965/66 Dylan/Byrds/Buffalo Springfield/Mama's/Papa's/The wreck of the Arthur Lee & Love. BOCpreReaper JunkieJazzbo's Jews from the Valley, The Quick/Runaways/The Great Kim Fowley /HatefulFred's/JacksonBrown/RyCooter/ The Wrecking Crew. Phil Spector(one crazied person who should have never been sold a gun) Brian Wilson Alone and with studio player's. Ray Davies and the Kinks (Far Better than the Beatles as being English) Oh yeah hate to be boring but yeah Most Beatles stuff like it or not is classic. Love 1966/67 Stones Aftermath/Between the Button's/Satanic Majesity Request Period,"We Love You" is the best Stones song ever or at least single from 19 67. (I would have paid Satan ,God or Saint Peter 3 years in purgitory to have been at Altamont) Exile on Main Street/Sticky fingers are Rock and Roll decadence 101. Like the Doors But think they are way overrated But that LA for ya, though met Ray M. he's a very cool Dude. Like Gong, Hawkwind, All UK and Europian Acid Damage groups. Think Richard Thompson is a Guitar God, And Fairport Convention is just as cool as the Kinks or that other sightly overrated English band Mr. Epstein managed back before all of us where born? well most of us. Oh yeah before I forget and this is slightly wacked but: I think the Beach Boys in their Prime Live/Studio where as good or Better and way Longer sets as that English band that keep's Popping up. (Still the two Yardsticks of Right thinking & kinder& Gentle Culture that never quite happened) Oh yeah way more recent California stuff Pavement (the rock band) are quite wonderful and next to Camper/Cracker warms the slacker/halfass'd mediocore Bass/Guitarist soul of me. Oh yes the good stuff from that other Great? City, Television, Ramones, the Velvet Underground, The Factory in the Mid to late 1960's and all the people that came outta that place. And I think I will stop there for now, next time I'll deal with film, and Fassbinder is Dead but thankfully we still have his films and Nasty deeds to remember him by. And yes food, Ah I am a Carnage eater light. know it's bad for my heath and karma and most of all my pocket book (Live for today? Boys and Girls) Love all cheap Hollywood Thai Places by me. some are better than others Same with Chinese, Japanese, Love Tommy Burgers when I want to be Bad The one on Beverly only. (Hate Pink's and most & hot dogs) Cantner's on Fairfax, All the El Coyote's the one in almost West L.A. is My fave. American Mediocore at it's Finest is the Norm's in West Hollywood and Santa Monica & Westwood. Bliss Cafe on Vine, The guy who sells corn with butter, lime, chilli powder on a stick from a cart on the streets of my zipcode for a buck and a quarter. Trader Joes when me and the Lizard stay home and watch civil war films. The taco truck at the corner of Santa Monica and Vine. 3 minute boiled eggs. Frozen food from the Dollar store when I want to pay for my sins. And Never unless my father is buying or I have to will I set foot in a Denny's.
The six things I could never do without
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My car, My Iguana, My record collection, My appartment, My stupid little self employment, My quirks and kinks and underused flesh. 1)My car is a 96 pontiac small enough to be nimble, Big enough that If I smash into a Brick wall in the middle of the 101 or the 405 I might just come out of it with just hospital bills. It's not like a Toyota that has may lifes unto it's excistance. But she's a sweet little car that always watches over me, I do think she has some force in her other than me and for the most part it's a friendly Ghost. Though she gets jealious when I look at other cars, oh she hates imports, you should hear her bitch at me. and she won't let me listen to NPR or KPFK when she is pissed. 2. Nanner the Iguana is my Lizard of 13 years She Never got me Laid but she and her step sister "Piglet" (RIP) Did help me get the very Groovy Place I call home... indirectly, It's a long story but If there are any Iguana lovers or Lizard lovers and you want to hear stories of "Travel's with Nanner" let me know. I won't hold my breath though. 3)I'm a musical elitist Have a fairly big collection of 33 rpm's and Cd's I Really Hate Digital. worse thing that ever happened to music in the modern era, though have a soft spot from MP3's free Camper/Cracker/Robyn Download's (check archive site.) all live but wondeful ,keeps me happier those groups and you read my dribble on music, Have more than I need but hell I won't give my Dead records away over Jerry's dead body ok?4) The Place I call Home is a semi historical building in the middle of Hollywood that has not yet? got gentrified ( thank you Easter Bunny and Hello kitty for your mercy) the rent is cheap, the manager is a Icon and that's all I should say other than he's one of the most decent people I have met on this Planet and I am grateful to live there, It may be time to get a Boat in MDR or San Pedro. Terminal Island is the San Berdo of Marina's but it's cheap, seedy. and I think the mob dumps dead bodies out of that place past the 3 mile limit. Never in all my time when I was into boats have I visited stranger place that boats where docked and people lived at. Havenot gone there for a few years . If I moved there I get a hound dog that looks like LBJ a shot gun and a rocking chair and pretend I'm from Fontana or somewhere 56 miles east of Pomona.that's my home and my home to be if I ever get that 30 foot sail boat First thing I would do is put on Neil Young's " Captain Kennedy" and have a good cry Or maybe "The old Homestead". Those songs make me think of the Pacific, as much or more than Dennis Wilson ever did. 5) A man has to have some secerts and mine is my job and it is legal, it just like once said of the Dead , "There the only ones that do what they do how they do it. I would like to have the same said of me. and what I do to keep the wolf from my door. 6)My Body Mind &Soul is the temple of... I would say something smart ass'd but I am afraid that angry Jewish God might get pissed yet once again and I have to deal with him in court at least a few times a month. For other bad habits consult your own doctor, friendly med's packing plants and, Your favorite shrink or guru.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this that all there is?(we should be dancing, Take off our shoes and have a ball if that's all there is?) And am I going to Get my way just a tiny bit before I meet my hero's in the great beyond. Well I ever get The F@ck out of Los Angeles. And if I get outta here where will I go that I should and could Hate and Love as much as this place I was born into? (Life after fucking life been here since the end of the American Civil War, Should of stayed in San Francisco But the Girlfriend nagged me to buy land in Los Angeles, "You can almost steal it from the Mexican's." she said. And That's just what we did. Talk about Karma) Oh ya did I say send alot of time, Time traveling i think it is so much more fun to have Dirt and Trash in the streets and lawlessness, disorder, The Black Death in Europe Every 75 or so years. disease, supersition, rule by religion of a certain church for the first 15 centuries of the After a certain Guy got nailed to the cross by the Romans and yes the Jewish officals of the temple... But that is another chapter in my book your humble writer here shall have in a universe near this one. Did I say space travel? Did I say trying to find God? and he moved outta the old neighborhood? You should see God's new home! The interior and landscaping is done so very well, Like's He's a V.I.P. or something?..And he still would not give me a smoke when I knocked at His Door. I was so disapointed. Seek and ye shall find, well dammit I am looking OK? I think about and spend time obsessing about Fine Fender's and Gibson's that are made in America By American's 4 strings and 6 strings and I want a 12 string Rickenbacker probally as much or more than Meaningless Sex! Yeah it is much cooler to sound like the Byrds, Or Robyn Hitchcock and the Venus 3... A 12 string Rickenbacker is the sound of the angel's or at least "8 Miles High." Ya that's it I spend alot of time thinking about 12 string Rickenbackers and time travel, Space travel trying to find God's Housing tract, and Classic sounds of classic Wood with strings tied too it. that just happen to have pick up's and played threw a tube amp just loud enough to get the ringing chimey sound, that tells both mortals and angels and the demon's as well that it's time for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating taco's at the taco truck. (Could A man ever do anything better with his time?) And writing or down loading music. would like to have a better Friday night. besides fighting traffic, on the 101 freeway. But it's a fine lifestyle and when I get any better Friday night That I am free to talk about your dears reader's You will be the first to know. Other than lusting after guitars and bass guitars I have no business to spend money on, when my cheap copies and my 1978 era Frankenstein Guitar is as cool as most high end stuff made in Korea or China. and it was made in America. and that does mean something to a guy like me. Yes I like old cars too. that's what I do study stuff, research stuff download Music and info and write down my views to no one in general on another site that is not as cool or as adult in the good way, and reasonable as this Happy place,
- It's Friday night it's a big night! filled with dollar store food, cleaning up my grammar and typo's on this here profile for the 6th or 7th time and second guessing myself about what I should add, keep as is or take away. Everything I do is a work in progress. Drinking dollar store Thai ice tea warm in a can, and best of all cleaning my room. I may just wash the bag of laundry that sitting in the bathroom if I really want to be productive. Oh yes the Excitment is building, The Iguana is sleeping on the bed and I am deciding which Hammill Album to put on. Later I talk to my upstairs neighbor and his Galfriend and have a few Ciggies with them and if I am sit up at 3:00AM early Saturday morning I'll put on KXLU (88.9) and listen to "Music for Nimrods". If your up that late and doing nothing much and by a radio I would suggest you tune in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really have a thing for "Hello Kitty." and never in a past life was I ever a little Japanese girl. at least not in this universe, I may have been a woman in the time of the Black Death in Venice circa 1369 but never, ever was I a little Japanese teenager with a thing for cute cartoons of too cute Kitty that you really want to kill, but no I really love Hello kitty, and collect all the t-shirts I can with her Image on it. Do you have any Idea how hard it is to find a "Hello Kitty." T-shirt in a mens cut medium? It's freaking impossible almost...But I have mens cut "Hello Kitty T-shirts and my greatest prize among the t-shirts with the Kitty from Nippon Heaven, is the men's cut Pink one I got at the Dollar store dammit should got a ten, twenty they are worth more than Votes for 3rd party candiates (think 2000 election? Huh? what did cost us?) yes my Hello kitty is the protector of my macho Yes indeed. Yes the patron saint of all thing "Kitty". Is watching over my very being, and while she is not in the courtroom with me , God and Satan, and J.C. "Hello Kitty." is in my heart, cause she is a pure kind sweet blameless being, Almost as perfect as the Angels, But in a Japanese sorta way.
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You have a sense of humor, and you got all or a good part of what I said in the information of your Humble writer here. If you see how silly humans can be and why the aliens don't want us in space anytime soon. (though they do like our music and some TV and classic movies and love 12 string Ricky's that they bring back to their home worlds cause Made on Earth(Like Made in USA)
is hard to get when you are on other Homeworlds 2000 light years from Home. you should message me if your a stranger in a strange land. Know and love Phillip K. Dick . Believe that America is the Roman Empire. Believe that the Roman Empire never really ended, Like 12 string Ricky's! The Hammer of the Gods! & Led Zeppelin. I like Telecaster's and Les Paul junior's Don't like the Full Les Pauls... Love other times and places as much or more than this one. If you like a slighly off center view of this Planet, and love twisted stuff, but in a kinder gentle Hello Kitty sorta way. Believe in Camper Van Beethoven, Key Lime pie, Bobby Kennedy, Fords and Chevy's and a Hollywood ending that never comes for Most of us... But it's a nice thought anyways. Better Living threw chemistry! Wish every 4 year election for President was like 1960 where you had Dick Nixon to kick around and JFK To be almost as big as the Beatles. The Mighty Microscope, The World of Retro Futurism, Walt Disney's Drug Habit's The Lost world of Los Angeles circa 1920-1968 If you believe in Blue sky's smile at me/you Nothing but blue sky's for now on. If you believe in Frank Sinatra was a fine pig of a man but still very cool. That JFK/RFK had the right Idea, and though JFK was no Chirst figure suffered for the sins of his Nation and his own sins. Believe that everything is accounted for in the end one way or another?! So do the very best with little time and material you got. And most of all , If you care to call me on any and all of what I wrote?(Not that I think anyone in LALALand would ever do such a thing because we are so polite or have no interest of talking and bickering over my take on well my take on all things I find worth wild or at least my time. I would love to hear from you or anyone that has something to say of interest. In closing I like sex as much as the next Hedonist? but Idea's, Hello Kitty? not really Hello Kitty as a absolute, but she is cool... Music, History, & Art, 2500 years of Western Civilization...All the stuff I touched on. If it touched a nerve? or rang a chord in ya !. Or You think I'm worth Checking out for Your less than Noble Reason's, I'll talk to almost anyone at least once? twice? More till the job gets done. Strange world we live in? Thank God for Los Angeles and the life we have here...Nothing but blue Sky's...Cheers, Ya all.