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sexforjaffacake

22 F Ayr, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Total geek who loves pop culture, video games, science, history and design/architecture.
I run, and lift heavy things and put them back down again.

I have a dry sense of humour and use a lot of sarcasm so if I sound like I'm being super cheeky, I'm probably joking. Probably.

I'm pretty socialist/feminist and my beliefs are important to me but I definitely think you can have values and still be fun and silly at the same time.
People maybe mistake my pretty consistent swearing and sarcasm as confrontation but I'm really very gentle and laid back.

Basically I'm super fun, super smart and super sweet, what more d'ya want? :P

http://facebook.com/LGSurge <-- my music page
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a singer/songwriter and study commercial music at UWS Ayr.
I'm also a professional "spoonie" in Irvine

I run a wee feminist blog too
http://fatgirlsshouldwear.tumblr.com

in future I want to own my own nerdy bar with comfy sofas and video games :3
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking
Cuddles
Pokemon
Watching a whole series on netflix in one night
Being adorable

I modelled underwear for Tommy Wiseau once
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an unapologetic fatty and avid wearer of Pokemon merchandise.
Tatts? Piercings? Awesome hair? idk. What are you noticing right now? D:
(it's probably my butt. it's my butt isn't it? yep I got a big butt.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
I don't read as much as I used to, but love Sara Manning, Tolkein, C.S Lewis, Anthony Horowitz...

Films
Horror films, Marvel, 80s, Action, chick flicks

Shows
Not X factor.

Music
I love pop punk, but really anything with a good melody does it for me.

Food
I try to stick to a high protein/low carb diet which is hard because I could eat pizza and potatoes every day forever quite happily.
But then I have to shop in the plus size section of shops and the clothes are hella frumpy, so Ima lose weight.
I'm an awesome cook though so if I invite you for dinner you're a lucky boy! :p
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My teddy bears :3 (they are my babies; or my...bearbies)
My family (because they're lovely)
Netflix (I have no money and no friends)
Pokemon (duh, have you seen me?)
Nintendo (girl needs her vidya games)
Learning (history, science... I want to know all the things!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much I love awful puns
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.

on the rare occasions I have a day or two off I like quietish bars where you can get chat and nice cocktails; or rocky bars.
Though I do enjoy getting dressed up so I appreciate the odd night out to a club!

but when it comes to dates I am more than happy to cuddle up with movies and pizza and cheap booze and chat and warm little kisses.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OKAY I FUCKING LOVE THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not going to fuck me around. Just dinni.

racist/misogynist/ableist/transphobic/homophobic people need not apply.

if you can get me a giant dittochu plushie I am yours fo lyf.

Leigh x