My name is Stephanie.
I am a mom.
I am independent.
I am a comedian, well, not really, but I think I'm funny;)
I'm afraid of spiders.
I have my own house in the ghetto.
I own my car. It's little, white, and loud.
I have an attitude problem, don't care if it bothers you.
I'm honest. Brutally honest.
I don't judge people, but also don't care if I am judged. Your opinion of me doesn't matter.
My kids are spawns of the devil. But I love them.
I am an attention whore.
I have OCD, and am occassionally psychotic.
I am a tomboy. I like cars and fast, can't help it.
I am a Leo, very prideful.
I am drama free.
I have a fear of being smothered, metaphorically speaking.
I was born and raised right here in Indy. I'll never leave, not permanently.
I have an extremely high iq, but lots of blonde moments.
The red hair is natural. So are the freckles.
I have a high tolerance, but get annoyed with the little things.
I am outgoing.
I smile alot.
I am an adrenaline junky.
I wish to die while having sex, or immediately after.
I, for the most part, dislike the female race. Girls are ****es and full of drama.
I have the biggest heart of gold, love to help people, and do not expect anything in return.
I think a guy should cater to a woman, if the woman is willing to cater back.
I love flowers. I'm cheap.
I don't expect anything from anyone, but don't turn away kindness.
I drink, on occassion. I'm not afraid to get drunk.
PS - You can find me on my space... /sexi.momma
Ok so this thing keeps asking me to expand to 1,000 words, but unfortunately I've already explained myself in a nutshell, so I'm just gonna keep typing til I make this wonderful little counter hit 1,000 words. I don't think I can keep typing and continue to make sense, but I am surely going to keep trying. So, I um taught my kids a really bad habit, by hand drawing a mural on my living room wall, which I am still working on. Now, the kids seem to think they can marker anything they want. My fault. It is rather funny though, because they look at me when they get in trouble and ask me why I drew on the wall if they can't. Good question. How do you answer that and stay mad. You can't. Oh well. Hmmm, ok the other day I figured out that my car leaks clutch fluid. Not out of the line like I first hoped for, but out of the clutch casing. Yeah me. Figures! So now about twice a day I have to pull over and refill the fluid in order to use my clutch at all. Fun stuff.
Wow this really is hard to keep typing when I really don't have that much to say to my computer screen. Oh, back to the mural. So I am needing ideas to do my other walls in my house, I want to do each room in its own theme. I started with Family Guy in the living room. So far I have the family sitting on a couch, watching my tv. You can also see the staircase coming down behind them, with evil monkey pointing at them on the couch. Fun stuff! It looks like they really are sitting in the living room with ya. In the kitchen, I've decided I am going to do a Tom & Jerry theme, so far I've picked out a scene with mamma-two-shoes (the fat lady whose head you never see that always wears the striped socks with the worn down house slippers on) up on a chair hitting Tom over the head with the broom, and Jerry running away from them. I loved the old episodes! I want to put a picture of Goldie the Goldfish like it's on my counter too. She was too cute with her little whoosh hair do and her blue eye shadow! But after that I'm stuck. I still have the utility room, hallway, my room, and two bathrooms to come up with themes for. My 2 younger daughters want Tinkerbell and Spongebob done in their room (how I am supposed to combine those two I have not quite figured out) and my oldest daughter wants some Smurfs, and maybe some Happy Bunny, but she is still deciding. I need ideas!
Ok serious I have totally just gone on and on and on about stupid stuff and am still nowhere near 1000. What gives? Ok, so how about those Colts huh? Yea I know that was lame. But what else is there? The sky is blue, the grass is green, and I have got typer's cramp from this stupid wayyyy too long essay that is supposed to self summarize me, yet I did that in about 275 words. Ok so blah blah blah blah right?
I have 2 puppies, well one just turned a year old on the 21st. He is a red nosed pit. Huge with massive muscles. I've had him about 2 weeks, his name is Peanut. The whole neighborhood is scared to death of him, and I enjoy every second of it! The baby is about 15 weeks old, her name is Maya, she is 1/2 Razor's Edge pit and 1/2 red nosed pit. She is brindle and already very spoiled. If she doesn't stop eating my underwear though she is very quickly going to become an outside dog. The two of them play non-stop, he lets her win because she is so small compared to him, but I am pretty sure if he wanted to he could eat her completely with one bite! When I got them both, neither of them were fixed, so I am still debating on whether or not I want to breed them. I have already had people claim puppies if we do.
I am unique, fun-loving, and honest.
I am a mom.
I am independent.
I am a comedian, well, not really, but I think I'm funny;)
I'm afraid of spiders.
I have my own house in the ghetto.
I own my car. It's little, white, and loud.
I have an attitude problem, don't care if it bothers you.
I'm honest. Brutally honest.
I don't judge people, but also don't care if I am judged. Your opinion of me doesn't matter.
My kids are spawns of the devil. But I love them.
I am an attention whore.
I have OCD, and am occassionally psychotic.
I am a tomboy. I like cars and fast, can't help it.
I am a Leo, very prideful.
I am drama free.
I have a fear of being smothered, metaphorically speaking.
I was born and raised right here in Indy. I'll never leave, not permanently.
I have an extremely high iq, but lots of blonde moments.
The red hair is natural. So are the freckles.
I have a high tolerance, but get annoyed with the little things.
I am outgoing.
I smile alot.
I am an adrenaline junky.
I wish to die while having sex, or immediately after.
I, for the most part, dislike the female race. Girls are ****es and full of drama.
I have the biggest heart of gold, love to help people, and do not expect anything in return.
I think a guy should cater to a woman, if the woman is willing to cater back.
I love flowers. I'm cheap.
I don't expect anything from anyone, but don't turn away kindness.
I drink, on occassion. I'm not afraid to get drunk.
PS - You can find me on my space... /sexi.momma
Ok so this thing keeps asking me to expand to 1,000 words, but unfortunately I've already explained myself in a nutshell, so I'm just gonna keep typing til I make this wonderful little counter hit 1,000 words. I don't think I can keep typing and continue to make sense, but I am surely going to keep trying. So, I um taught my kids a really bad habit, by hand drawing a mural on my living room wall, which I am still working on. Now, the kids seem to think they can marker anything they want. My fault. It is rather funny though, because they look at me when they get in trouble and ask me why I drew on the wall if they can't. Good question. How do you answer that and stay mad. You can't. Oh well. Hmmm, ok the other day I figured out that my car leaks clutch fluid. Not out of the line like I first hoped for, but out of the clutch casing. Yeah me. Figures! So now about twice a day I have to pull over and refill the fluid in order to use my clutch at all. Fun stuff.
Wow this really is hard to keep typing when I really don't have that much to say to my computer screen. Oh, back to the mural. So I am needing ideas to do my other walls in my house, I want to do each room in its own theme. I started with Family Guy in the living room. So far I have the family sitting on a couch, watching my tv. You can also see the staircase coming down behind them, with evil monkey pointing at them on the couch. Fun stuff! It looks like they really are sitting in the living room with ya. In the kitchen, I've decided I am going to do a Tom & Jerry theme, so far I've picked out a scene with mamma-two-shoes (the fat lady whose head you never see that always wears the striped socks with the worn down house slippers on) up on a chair hitting Tom over the head with the broom, and Jerry running away from them. I loved the old episodes! I want to put a picture of Goldie the Goldfish like it's on my counter too. She was too cute with her little whoosh hair do and her blue eye shadow! But after that I'm stuck. I still have the utility room, hallway, my room, and two bathrooms to come up with themes for. My 2 younger daughters want Tinkerbell and Spongebob done in their room (how I am supposed to combine those two I have not quite figured out) and my oldest daughter wants some Smurfs, and maybe some Happy Bunny, but she is still deciding. I need ideas!
Ok serious I have totally just gone on and on and on about stupid stuff and am still nowhere near 1000. What gives? Ok, so how about those Colts huh? Yea I know that was lame. But what else is there? The sky is blue, the grass is green, and I have got typer's cramp from this stupid wayyyy too long essay that is supposed to self summarize me, yet I did that in about 275 words. Ok so blah blah blah blah right?
I have 2 puppies, well one just turned a year old on the 21st. He is a red nosed pit. Huge with massive muscles. I've had him about 2 weeks, his name is Peanut. The whole neighborhood is scared to death of him, and I enjoy every second of it! The baby is about 15 weeks old, her name is Maya, she is 1/2 Razor's Edge pit and 1/2 red nosed pit. She is brindle and already very spoiled. If she doesn't stop eating my underwear though she is very quickly going to become an outside dog. The two of them play non-stop, he lets her win because she is so small compared to him, but I am pretty sure if he wanted to he could eat her completely with one bite! When I got them both, neither of them were fixed, so I am still debating on whether or not I want to breed them. I have already had people claim puppies if we do.
I am unique, fun-loving, and honest.
