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29 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 25
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Farsi (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My username on here, it should be noted, goes back to when I first reluctantly joined the site. It was a statement against heteronormative dating models, not a claim to using this as a cruising tool. Far from it - if you're looking for a hookup on OKCupid, please don't contact me on here.

re: "Bisexual" - Unfortunately there was no "Queer as a three dollar bill" option. I am neither a unicorn nor bisexual nor any other mythological creature. I'm a dude who self identifies as such who generally is into man-identified folks and sometimes others falling on a spectrum ending ever so slightly short of normative 'woman'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Unemployed bartender, between-gigs karaoke host, occasional cod-jigger, and not particularly studious law student.

People-watcher by nature and dog-sitter by choice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting discouraged by 'social networking' and online dating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sparkling blue eyes.
And teeth that could only be the result of obsessive care and a caring orthodontist in adolescence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
what day of the week is it?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- karaoke
- lesbians
- lesbians at karaoke
- puppies
- texting instead of phoning
- overly frequent trips to Newfoundland
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This question raises more anxiety than the things I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wednesday was the new Friday but now Sunday is the new Wednesday. Go figure.

**update: Thursday is the new Sunday!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fear boredom and stagnation more than I fear the rising trend of fascism internationally...which scares the crap out of me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you won't be irritated by the fact that I have an unfortunately long list of food allergies that mean that going out to a restaurant with me is a bit of a painful process, but you feel assured because I'm an excellent and flexible chef.


- T'aurais quelque chose d'interessant à dire. Or a fun adventure to propose. Or you think I'm pretty and you're pretty too.


- You think Bar Tabou sounds like a lovely first date.


- You have sense of self, own-(metaphorical-)shit-owning, and emotional maturity. And a critical analysis of race and class.


- You own a nice dog and don't mind if I pay more attention to the dog than to you on our first date.