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sexsauce

22 M San Luis Obispo, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
I grew up in Mianus. Its cool. But enough about Mianus, I don't want to suck it dry, I like turtles. Am a crazy dude who will make your night the best youve ever experienced.
What I’m doing with my life
I studied turtles at Connecticut Tech. Right now I'm going to clubs and doing my famous "boom boom pow".
I’m really good at
Playing the recorder. Answering questions about turtles. Being a straight up G. Those who I've been with say i know how to use my junk in bed. Sex, just saying yo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a rat and I jump on bandwagons when a sports team wins.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Twilight series. The novel "Powerful Women". I listen to Coldplay. I love to eat scrumptious pastries and blue Kool-aid.
The six things I could never do without
My friends and family back in Mianus.
Long walks in the park
My Rx8
Idolizing Splinter from TMNT
Poetry
Perfecting the somersault
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Swimming with turtles. Ryan Seacrest. Why hotdog packages come in quantities of 6 but hotdog buns come in 8. My abs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Talking on Facebook about things nobody cares about. Donating to Barbara Streisand's charity. Hopefully getting it on!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a bathing suit when I take a shower.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you want to hear about Mianus, why people call me sexsauce, and if you just want to get to know me. I really just want some female companionship!! Want to send me some naughty picks;)