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sexshark

33 Brandon, Manitoba, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 9, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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So hello, no i have had no sex avec the sharks, i know you are disappointed. just admit it... i am a {{manga drawing}} flute playing machine and i am concerned about your {{shirt cleanliness}}. i am loving the musical theater, theater in general and any type of music (except country, boooo country). so obviously i am silly and i like having fun, being suprised and thus usually being delighted and laughing. give me a high five dolphin style and i am yours.gar.

I am wonky, tall, and luscious
What I’m doing with my life
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drawing and sleeping... trying to get a job that actually made me getting a degree in flute worth all that money. ker-sigh. My real dream job would just be drawing manga all day and getting into hilarious adventures at night. But art doesn't pay the rent... i guess back to looking for {{leprechauns}}.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawring.... and being {{sarcastic}}. i'm good at tons of stuff:counting change, drawing naked ladies, wearing hats, showing my boobs, loving my dog. Those are all things my roommates said.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would like to think my eyes, mostly because they are a nice color, and usually highly decorated (what can i say, i wish it was the 1950's, you can't beat those {{hats}}). But probably men, and my fellow pervo ladies would say boobs. I like cleavage shirts. it is not a crime.eh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: manga of any sort, Buckowski (altho little depressing, and mysogynistic, yeah), Tom Robbins, Tom Wolfe, vampire books, historical fiction, I read anything that is well-written and am extremely open and wanting of book suggestions.
Movies: I am in love with Sweeny Todd right now. Ummm, but favorites are Dead Pet (which you've never heard of), Psycho Beach Party, Mannequinn (I love Andrew McCarthy; a definite flaw)
Music: Flight of the Conchords rocks my world, Stars, Tom Waits, Ani DiFranco, hah even the old Justin Timberlake. I love to dance. i really am into most genres except for country. I have a classical flute degree, so if anyone wants to fool around to Mahler, let me know.
Food: My taste buds are so boring you don't even want to know
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm gonna say; sex, love, sleep, books, music, friends, penguins. yah, definitely penguins. and it actually might be in that order
so that is actually seven, the penguin can hit the road.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much i dislike caps lock.it just looks mean. i am an english minor, i know it's not proper, get off my back man. dude.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging with my roomates. i used to work friday nights so then i got to entertain drunk people alot.. i will miss those drunken hobos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i once gave a guy a hand job under a desk during a class. it makes me laugh. he was called on yelped out an "I don't know" and when i stopped, he kicked me under the table, the little bugger.
You should message me if
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You are fun, or silly, and feel like experiencing some probably bizarre correspondence. Kisses and such, dr.tomatoes

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