I am piece of caramel from exotic India. I have studied my peoples
great book the kama sutra cover to cover I know all of its hidden
secrets. I am looking for a strong man or a strong independent
woman to hold me and keep me safe. I love to eat curry and can make
many variations of it.
What I’m doing with my life
I am working on my college degree and working in my families gas
But what I really want to do is be a stay at home dad and cook
curry for my many sons and daughters.
I’m really good at
Making Curry, Skydiving, Network engineering, the arts of the Kama
Sutra, Minecraft, PlanetSide2, Fedora Flipping
The first things people usually notice about me
My great neck beard, my stunning good looks and my skills at curry
making. I can also boast wearing a very nice Fedora.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Twillight, A song of fire and ice, Harry Potter, The great
Movies: Despicable me, Puss in boots, Twillight , Shrek 1-4, Harry
Potter, World war Z, Avatar the last Airbender, Sophia The first,
The Queen Of the Damned.
Shows: Game of thrones, Jersey shore, Always sunny, Two and half
Men, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, CSI, Ancient Aliens
Music: Three Days Grace, Shakira, Justin Beiber, Rhianna,
Disturbed, Metallica, Katty Perry, One Direction, The Spice Girls,
Marlyn Manson , The Fanatics, Tonetta, Black out Band, Naked
Brothers Band, The Scorpions, 5kr1LL3x and God of all Texas
Food: Curry and Octepussy
The six things I could never do without
Porn, Curry, My car, Gothic poetry, My Fedora, My beard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Curry and how those phoney priests preach lies to all the gullible
people while I am sitting here in Euphoria.
I also find myself thinking about how a computer can generate a
completly random number.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am eating curry and stroking my Fedora while thinking how much
superior I am to all those foolish people who have faith in god.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a 15 inch cock. It's so big that I sometimes put a fedora on
it and we laugh together at the idiotic theists.
You should message me if
You love curry and exotic men from India. I will even dress up as
the Maharaja for you.