I am flirtatious, ingenious, and irresistable.
My Self-Summary
Im Jess. So thanks to the thousands of guys who Just Don't Get It
and keep IMing me despite me asking them NOT to, Here's a
disclaimer:
I'm bisexual, but I'm only on here to meet other attractive girls.
Again, NO guys! I don't know why you insist on messaging me. You
WILL be ignored. And girls - please be real. I'm not wanting to
waste my time!
Im 20 (almost 21), but open to most ages. It becomes immediately
obvious that my emotional maturity level is beyond average for my
age. I seek out the same. Dont be a dumbass or an immature whiner
and we will get along just fine.
Im complex but balanced, strong but emotional, cautious but very
sexual. I have a very experimental nature, and Im wanting to expand
my experiences. I trolled on here for a while before deciding to
join. Theres definitely a lot of girls I'd love to talk to! Dont
worry, if you havent found me yet, you will be hearing from me
soon. But I can be very picky, so dont feel bad if you dont hear
back from me either.
I'm a computer and video game geek, I love being a lazy-ass and
watching movies all day. But I'm also very active and stay fit. Its
important to stay healthy - for both in AND out of the bedroom :)
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job, I pay the bills, I live comfortably and I'm happy. No
kids, no pets, no baggage and no major obligations. I finished HS
with top honors and I've started college. But I was lucky enough to
get a good job before I even started.
I’m really good at
Getting what I want. But dont take that to mean that Im a spoiled
little brat. I get what I want because I deserve it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass.. Then my legs, my face, and finally if they actually get
this far, my intelligence and good heart. Funny how it works like
that, huh?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
All the typical materialistic and shallow girly magazines, Indie
films, rock, metal and jazz; Ill eat anything once, and dont really
have any favorites. Maybe sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, cell phone, hot girls, alcohol, palm trees. What else could
one want?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, again. Yes, its on my mind all the time. What a shocker. Oh,
and also World Peace.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully having sex! But if not, playing video games or watching
movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
That I have a lot of private things to admit! Believe me, they're
juicy.
You should message me if
You are an attractive girl who is either curious or a pro. Whether
you are in a relationship or not, it doesnt matter. I want to hear
from you.
And seriously, Im not here for guys - so please don't bother me.