Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Basically there's a lot down there already.lets talk about you
first like I offer to do on dates...(this might seem like a tall
order for a guy with an asshole profile name, but if you really
want to know what I'm looking for, please scroll down my would be
AHEM::::::.To effectively blow my mind you should be:::::::
Taking care of yourself.
Down for me to take you to museums and fancy shmancy art events at
least once a quarter. And let me open the door for you so I feel
like a man showing gratitude for the presence of a lady not because
you can't yourself. (Also If you have a feminist reason for not
doing this ill probably fall in love with your educated and
progressive stance on gender relations and the archetypal
patriarchy that some traditions such as door opening embody as
readily as the dowry itself, so I'm cool with that too.)
Also I'm not talking about breaking the bank here no choppers and
limos and shit, elitism disgusts me. When we go to the symphony we
take the bus or mabey cab. I just like getting exposure to
symphonies, art galleries etc. Art is for all classes. Anyone who
says different is a brute and I will club them to death.
Have hobbies you like to do on your own or something to make you
feel more complete as a person. (Religion, basket weaving whatever
so long as it's not just work and drinking and working on your
fitness and instagramming your dinner.) Ideally we are talking
something you create like music, dance, art, but it can be books,
Enjoy cooking with me sometimes and complimenting food I cook other
times. If you like to bake or cook that would be probably
Running your hands through my hair or face stubble when
appropriate. Pretending to be surprised when I grab your ass when
no ones looking.
Have a job or a career goal or a vague interest in one of those
Take the fuck care of yourself Jesus. Just buying yourself hand
stitched burner shit while you ride one drug induced wave to the
next is not taking care of yourself. Reading a book or eating a
carrot is taking care of yourself.
Wear thongs or something sexy.. At least sometimes.
Wear jackets when you need them instead of always needing to steal
mine (this is a hope beyond hope so don't sweat it if you can't
handle this one, I kinda like being Macho and offering anyway, ya
know fuck it lets just scrap this one)
Like to be or can be around people who drink and smoke even if you
Don't drink and smoke all the damn time.
Do not play world of Warcraft
Do not live your life away from sunshine and moonlight In front of
Do have a computer phone or tv
Do not talk about only burning man all the damn time (burning man
is great, living 51 weeks vicariously through the 52nd one is
Can meet new people and charm them into a coma when I introduce
you. Generally curious about other people and ask questions because
you really just want to know and care about others.
Do Laugh at my jokes
Do Make jokes
Do tell me what you want and when I've fucked up.
Do admit when you've fucked up. (Not really holding out for this
Do be down to let me take you on a surprise date that involves you
calling in sick and packing particular articles of clothing without
knowing where you are headed.
Know sex is healthy and once we are both ready, want a whole lot of
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Love my work at a super do gooder solar non profit. Volunteering
with Japantown, SF community groups. Attending Buddhist meditations
and meditating on Bart.
Planning various events, travels, (hoping for Brazil next!) I am
always finding something art, live music, or dance or hip hop music
related to look forward too, and to inspire me to also
Oh. Also making music cooking delicious new meats and veggies, and
playing hand drums, Congas, djembe, dun dun, bongos, clave,
whatever I can get my hands on. Learning keys so if you can offer a
piano lesson, hit a brother up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting to know people, trying things out for the first time,
listening and communicating, gauging people's emotions, talking,
organizing events and motivating people, having a kick ass time,
Also i think i am a pretty good dancer but mostly its because i try
to be shameless in all that i do. I give damn good massages, and
what else..i like to climb and swim and can on occasion bike but
it's not a lifestyle for me. Also making jokes and writing... i am
also fabulous at run on thoughts and sentences which i generate and
record with reckless abandon. I really do like to write for myself,
sometimes stand up or comedy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not the kind of douche that you would normally associate with
this stupid stupid profile name I picked when drunk and unable to
think of a clever permutation of my name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
about a boy,
cry of the wolf
Positive communication and zen stuff
politics and current events online
Sfist and sf blogs music techno art blogs
movies (I should just write nerdy science fi guy movies)
Anything combining live music and dance or jazz/jamming
Also can dig pretty much everything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family, friends
little bit of money
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
no typical fridays
Out at a bar mixing it up, or dancing asses off
at a friend's party
having a party
going to a show
hanging out talking smoking listening to music with friends just
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