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29 M Las Vegas, NV

My Details

Last Online
Dec 28, 2013
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
An open letter to the lady who wants a charming gentleman, a wild beast, an intelligent brainiac, and a sex stallion all in one.

Unfortunately walking into your closest 7 Eleven to find your ideal lover didn't work for you either…

if only it was that easy!

When you decide you're looking for a tall, handsome guy with his life together and a positive attitude... you might have found yourself a hidden gem. Read on and uncover more...

At heart, I'm a trees kid. I grew up in the rural woods of Maine; climbing trees every summer and swimming in the Lake 3 times a day. Since then, I've had a frankly adventurous life….

I grew up weirdly smart. Also sort of clueless.
The quiet shy guy at times, and a loud beast other times.

After you get to know me, you might realize I'm zany, a little crazy, think differently, and am quite complex and hard to figure out.

I love traveling and learning.

Unique adventures have taught me bizarre skills few people learn in life. Many hidden treats may be around the corner...

Nothing like hiking the Cinque Terra coastline off the Mediterranean in Northern Italy. Or walking around Munich, Germany watching surfers ride a raging river.

You'll find I can handle myself in the kitchen; Chefing mouth watering food. Making fresh chocolate. Food is a passion of mine.

Personally, I've eaten Vegan and/or Raw for the last 5 years. Really since my mom passed I've taken on a focus toward health.

I was raised by a single mother. She taught me to think independently, learn and do what I want in life and to treat women with respect. I'm the type of guy who will open doors and be a gentleman. I'm not a push over though, so don't get the wrong impression.

I love to jump into moshpits, hang glide, and do back flips.

SMART women rock!! And sexy women!! If you're blond, that might be a trifecta ;)

I feel there's nothing better than a beautiful woman who is incredibly smart. Brains are an incredible turn on for me… Also nibbling on my left ear… more on that later...

What else… oh, ya, I love the gym. It would be really awesome if you love to workout too. I love fit women :)

Also, I love to cuddle. I show affection. You do too, right? If not, you might want to hit the back button on your browser now...

I practice being radically honest. Truth and integrity are important values for me in my life. Doing what you say you will. Very important!

Clear communication too. I go out of my way to clean up and clear up miscommunications and misunderstandings. I expect you to be similar.

Feeling understood feels fantastic. Intelligent women who understand some business do that for me. My work life is often very crazy as I run my own business.

Listening and being understood, I feel, are underutilized today. I GET IT if sometimes all you need is someone to just listen.

Right now I'm looking for someone to enjoy fun times together. I went through a divorce last year (no children) and am looking for a girl who makes me laugh and brings a smile to my face. I'm open to a relationship and for that to happen you must be a truly quality woman. For now let's laugh and be real about life together. We'll see where it all goes...

Not to sound like a pompous jerk or anything, here are a few reasons you might not meet my standards:

- Fakery & ego-puffery annoy the crap out of me. Your ego is not your amigo so please be straight with me. BS is a fast 1 way ticket to out of my life.
- If you lie to me I'm done with you in my life. I will accept the truth, no matter how bad it is, just never lie to me.
- Daily Alcohol consumption. Heck, I can raise a ruckus, but am not into drinks everyday.
- If you're a bitch... that's cool... Stay a bitch, just do it outside of my life.
- Drama queen... There are acting classes down the street.

Other than that, I'm real easy going so lets enjoy each other. Whether we become good friends, incredible lovers or more lets have fun and great adventures.

Bring your big smile. Lets laugh together :)
I’m really good at
Writing erotic poetry...
Making women squirt...
Being radically honest...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Billy Joel rocks.
Metallica rules.
Enya is cool.
The six things I could never do without
Cats. (Banished 1 B :-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing mathmatics in my mind...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a 1st grade dropout...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're fun to spend time with... You're curious... You're bold...
you want to connect with a guy who you can't find at your local 7Eleven...

If you like outside the "box"… and you're up for being with a fun, funny and fantastic person then reach out. :)