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  • Ages 21-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Indian, White, Other
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Urdu (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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In general, I like to think that I am a very eclectic person. And the truth is, I am! I often have deep thoughts about lots of things, like the stuff you think of right before you go to bed, but times ten. Like for anyone, getting to know me is an art, but I'm sure that if you're an interesting, fun, open, lively, positive, easy-going and charismatic person, not only will we get along, we will have a great time!

By nature, I'm a curious person, and I find that is one of the main motivations for much of what I do.

I have a knack for solving problems of all sorts and I'm always good for some dry wit or a clever turn of phrase. All of my friends know me for my storytelling prowess and my flawless impressions of co-workers, especially those with the very difficult to master eastern European accents. Hopefully none of my co-workers will be reading this!

I enjoy the subtle, move towards kindness and bow to sophistication. The strange, odd, original and creative always have my attention.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduate degree: check. What do I do with all this free time?!

Working in a technical field, and looking for new opportunities to make some coin outside of the machine that is midtown.

Pressing buttons on a keyboard, with many mouse clicks in-between. Sometimes money magically appears in my account for whatever reason.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
life coaching
beating you at anything
opening doors with a newspaper, cellphone and topless cup of tea
eating curly fries
buying the affection of children with candy
buying my own affection by eating said candy for kids
finding where that noise is coming from
Creative doodles and and quick comebacks
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very intense; but many people say they find me easy to talk to.

New York fast walker.

I have been told that my improvisational skill is off the charts. It is.

I have also been told that my gaze is piercing, and that my ability to get a sense of someone is uncanny.

My outrageously dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Portugal the Man, Cab for Cutie, Avicii, Mumford & Sons, Kings of Leon, Imagine Dragons, The Lumineers, HIMYM, Bastille, 70's/80's/90's rock and alt, electronic and some pop, but not much.


- Game of Thrones!
- House of Cards
- Rick and Morty
- Law & Order
- hoarders

- Taxi Driver (ha!)
- Captain America
- American Beauty (yeah, I know I'm behind the times)

I can't stop reading: Fiction and non alike:
- Love, Chance and Logic
- The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
- Thinking Fast and Slow
- A Clash of Kings

- All the foods. And more. Especially cake and dessert. Homemade food, cooked as a team! 'Dad cooked' food.

Thai, Italian, Indian, French and Chinese. In that order!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
email - (I'm unsure if I like the new gmail email sorting)
clean socks - (always nice)
earplugs and over-the-ear style DJ headphones - (worth every penny and if you haven't tried them you are MISSING OUT)
wikipedia - (I give that sad jimmy wales face 5 bucks every year)
the New York Times - (a staple - if we meet, I will make at least 5 references to things that I have read in the Times)
grapefruit - (refreshing and unparalleled in its bizarre chemical contents)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to cancel my gym membership. Like damn, I have to have a 10 hour debate to get it done.

My next do it yourself project.

Flux capacitors.

Architectonic theories of the universe and "everything".

If the vitamins I take actually work and do more than turn my pee neon yellow.

How the 'gorilla' glass on my phone cracked the first week I got it.

If a gorilla had my phone, how long would the glass stay intact.

Gorillas with phones.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't operate on the man's 7 day per week clock cycle, you drone! Everyday is different for me; I don't train myself to live just on the weekend!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A professor once thought I was a genius in college. He mentored me for a while. He changed his mind when he realized I was the laziest person he had ever met. I just couldn't see myself creating siri-like devices. SNOOOOOZ. This happened a few times with different professors, but it didn't always end the same way.

Also, I have the tendency to throw lots of elbows in a game of many, in fact, I broke someone's tooth once :(
You should message me if
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You are cool.

You like doing new things and lean out of your comfort zone on occasion.

You read.

You describe yourself as open-minded and curious.

You open envelopes with your pinky and not one of those pretentious and snobby letter openers.

You think water won the cola wars.

You want to meet up sooner than later.

P.S. I'm always interested in making new friends