Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In general, I like to think that I am a very eclectic person. And
the truth is, I am! I often have deep thoughts about lots of
things, like the stuff you think of right before you go to bed, but
times ten. Like for anyone, getting to know me is an art, but I'm
sure that if you're an interesting, fun, open, lively, positive,
easy-going and charismatic person, not only will we get along, we
will have a great time!
By nature, I'm a curious person, and I find that is one of the main
motivations for much of what I do.
I have a knack for solving problems of all sorts and I'm always
good for some dry wit or a clever turn of phrase. All of my friends
know me for my storytelling prowess and my flawless impressions of
co-workers, especially those with the very difficult to master
eastern European accents. Hopefully none of my co-workers will be
I enjoy the subtle, move towards kindness and bow to
sophistication. The strange, odd, original and creative always have
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduate degree: check. What do I do with all this free
Working in a technical field, and looking for new opportunities to
make some coin outside of the machine that is midtown.
Pressing buttons on a keyboard, with many mouse clicks in-between.
Sometimes money magically appears in my account for whatever
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
beating you at anything
opening doors with a newspaper, cellphone and topless cup of
eating curly fries
buying the affection of children with candy
buying my own affection by eating said candy for kids
finding where that noise is coming from
Creative doodles and and quick comebacks
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am very intense; but many people say they find me easy to talk
New York fast walker.
I have been told that my improvisational skill is off the charts.
I have also been told that my gaze is piercing, and that my ability
to get a sense of someone is uncanny.
My outrageously dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Portugal the Man, Cab for Cutie, Avicii, Mumford & Sons, Kings
of Leon, Imagine Dragons, The Lumineers, HIMYM, Bastille,
70's/80's/90's rock and alt, electronic and some pop, but not
- THE WIRE
- Game of Thrones!
- House of Cards
- Rick and Morty
- Law & Order
- Sons of Anarchy
- Taxi Driver (ha!)
- Captain America
- American Beauty (yeah, I know I'm behind the times)
I can't stop reading: Fiction and non alike:
- Love, Chance and Logic
- The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter
- Thinking Fast and Slow
- A Clash of Kings
- All the foods. And more. Especially cake and dessert. Homemade
food, cooked as a team! 'Dad cooked' food.
Thai, Italian, Indian, French and Chinese. In that order!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
email - (I'm unsure if I like the new gmail email
clean socks - (always nice)
earplugs and over-the-ear style DJ headphones - (worth every
penny and if you haven't tried them you are MISSING OUT)
wikipedia - (I give that sad jimmy wales face 5 bucks every
the New York Times - (a staple - if we meet, I will make at
least 5 references to things that I have read in the Times)
grapefruit - (refreshing and unparalleled in its bizarre
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to cancel my gym membership. Like damn, I have to have a 10
hour debate to get it done.
My next do it yourself project.
Architectonic theories of the universe and "everything".
If the vitamins I take actually work and do more than turn my pee
How the 'gorilla' glass on my phone cracked the first week I got
If a gorilla had my phone, how long would the glass stay
Gorillas with phones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't operate on the man's 7 day per week clock cycle, you drone!
Everyday is different for me; I don't train myself to live just on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A professor once thought I was a genius in college. He mentored me
for a while. He changed his mind when he realized I was the laziest
person he had ever met. I just couldn't see myself creating
siri-like devices. SNOOOOOZ. This happened a few times with
different professors, but it didn't always end the same way.
Also, I have the tendency to throw lots of elbows in a game of
hoops...so many, in fact, I broke someone's tooth once :(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are cool.
You like doing new things and lean out of your comfort zone on
You describe yourself as open-minded and curious.
You open envelopes with your pinky and not one of those pretentious
and snobby letter openers.
You think water won the cola wars.
You want to meet up sooner than later.
P.S. I'm always interested in making new friends
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