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sexysims

54 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Steady & mature. I am a Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. I know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. I have a substantial romantic side, and I am experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too.
It’s possible that behind it all, I am bit of a male slut, in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. I am safe, reliable guy. In a lot of ways, I am like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks.

As a highly educated and well traveled charming witty guy. I enjoy meeting and making new friends of the same ilk,
Lastly, I am man who is cultured, street smart and has found my answers to life's questions and that mirrors in my fatalistic acceptance of life's events an overall gentleman who has graduated from the university of life majoring in Hard Knocks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to live it to the MAX. Spread a lot of joy through the world and trying to break down bigotry, chatting on dating sights and dreaming of adventures.
Putting the smiles on the face of my lover(s)

Just started working offshore in the GOM travelling via NOLA. Staying a few days each way to mingle with the locals

Back home in DK for the summer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the best pot of tea you have ever tasted.
Kissing
Listing and finding the silver lining
Well at work fault finding, using my Jedi craft to persuade a machine to start working
Thinking the box inside out and outside in.
Trivia quizzes
Creating a meal out of what is in the fridge and the tins at the back of the cupboard
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am Bald, my very cheeky grin

According to one of the tests
Others see me as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see me as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know me, realize it takes a lot to shake my trust in my friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hitch hickers guide:
Red Dwarf
It is a wonderful life
Star Wars, but only the original 3.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MY TEAPOT
Good Tea
Sex
Meeting open minded people, who understand sexaulity is not black and white, but varies along a spectrum depending on the present dopant.
Good Whisky
Frequent flyer Gold Card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to put into my profile.

Am I a tart or just bringing joy to those in need
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing.
could be working or out partying, cuddling on the sofa.
surfing the net who knows, swinging with a hot couple
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You need to buy me dinner first.
Then I will admit i have something to admit that will make your toes curl.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to, or just out of idol curiosity,

You find the dichotomy between my candor about having a sex-focused profile and the often-thoughtful answers to OKC questions interesting.
You want to feel the joy that fills my heart when I see that I actually have received a message
You are a world class flirt who Needs a great foil to your double entendre

If you don't your device will self destruct in

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That was close you had bettter message just to make sure all is safe.