The self help solution is: Clear Your browser's Cookies and Cache. This I did and now I'm adding this comment for your consideration.
FYI #2: I never enable my I.M. capability because I’m I.M. challenged and hell will freeze over before I can type a legible sentence with correct spelling that the recipient can read before every part of their body goes numb.
FYI #3A: Visitors! Please please note that you may have to take a needed bathroom break(s) and/or a snack break while reading MY PROFILE which is way too big is true.
FYI #3B: My original INTRO has been shoved down through a series of cut & pastes a mile or two below. 1st, let me point out that Satire & Tongue-in-cheek humor flows through my vains and vanity. I do all this for your sanity. 2nd, Hugs, sfdino
FYI #4: The best way to measure your height is to lay down with your feet against a closed door and having a box at your head end. If you are alone, place the box inside your height area and push it out with your head when stretching out.
Your height is the distance between door and box. If you are between whole inches, fudging to next whole inch is acceptable.
In MY DETAILS Diet: is defined as MOSTLY because my EX feels she could put canned pet food on crackers and that I wouldn't know the difference. For you, yes I can tell! It's all about the odor.
As a GEMINI I cling to inspiring horoscopes such as the recent 9-29-2013 one: There is always room for improvement. New friendships will lead to higher standards and expectations. ***
In MY PHOTOS section, the first selection is a mosaic selection of me at legal age and above.
When I find that the TEST(s) results seems to say "You are what you think you are.": I say their words are better than what I could say about myself and are worthy of sharing with you all.
12-23-2012 results for A Short, Accurate Myers-Briggs Personality Quiz ... ENFP - The Inspirer: Extraverted, Intuiting, Feeling, Perceiving ~ ENFPs are open-minded, imaginative, caring and outgoing. They thrive on the drama of life by observing everything enthusiastically and associating meaning and human motive with all they survey. To the ENFP, no life event is devoid of significance--a belief which may justify others' perception of them as hyperalert, oversensitive and even suspicious at times. Charming, interactive, charismatic, communicative and ingenious, ENFPs often are expansive in their approach to life, love and work--multitalented individuals who may succeed in a number of creative endeavors, so long as a strong human element is present. "Do this, do that!" jobs demanding strict compliance with rules, regulations and procedures, and attention to logic, facts and details are stressful for most ENFPs. Their characteristically short attention span and diversity of interests may sabotage their accomplishment in enterprises demanding tenacity and single-mindedness. This type's natural gift for inspiring others often is their salvation: the projects ENFPs start may be completed by their followers.
The Dating Communication Test, Your result: ALL-IN-ONE LOVER 82% Datability! Your date will perceive you as having everything they want and more. There is no doubt that you are long term potential. Their loins will shutter at the simple mention of your name. You have kindness, gentleness, honesty, and faithfulness and confidence, all in one hot body. You have IT!
The Your Type of Girl Test , Your result: The Girl Next Door
55% Sexy-Cute, 62% Dark-Light, 42% Artsy-Stylish: Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.
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On the OkCupid Dating Persona Test, you scored... Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.
It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.
THANK YOU for visiting my profile. If you haven't checked out my Photos please do so before moving on. FYI: Photos (quantity or OMG none) does convey specific messages. My TAG is based on my years of middle and high school in San Francisco. The remainder is an anagram of my first name. And if you insert 2 consonants in it, you will get my last one.
When I first became a born again bachelor: For several years I was a member, at a higher than entry level, of the Monterey Bay Aquarium, California Academy of Sciences, S.F. Zoo and S.F. Exploritorium. I got season tickets for the S.J. Repertory Theater. I continued my active membership in the Kiwanis Club of Mountain View for a total of twenty years. I invited (old) married friends, (new) married friends, work friends, lover(s) and my relatives to join me to visit these places; and some to attend special members' events. Then I reached the time when (old) married friend were gone; single friends and lover(s) were unreliable for me to commit to yearly memberships and seasonal subscriptions.
Shifting gears, over time I participated as a Bass/Baritone in three different church choirs. Went back to square & round dancing, had to take beginner classes over and over for each new dance partner. Was a House Sitter (with commute) several times for friends traveling outside CONUS.
When I needed to work partime, I stopped singing in the choir several months before employment, as I needed to decompress from rehersal nights and Sunday services. I worked partime five years for a Home Depot plumbing department. Talked to hundreds of people there. Personally, nothing developed into outside friendships. My transition into early retirement occurred in this period. In addition, more names of old friends have appeared in the Obituary Notices. Yesterday, I was notified that the male living at the place where I previously house sat, (where I was on & during the day of 9-11) is no longer with us.
After watching ABC's The Bachelor and The Bachelorette and all the stuff they go through to communicate, I'm getting a feeling that someone is going to say: "Stop coloring outside the boxes here at OkCupid!" What can I say? Only that I'm addicted to satire!
My special talents include Emotion, Intuition, Instinct and Clairvoyance. Because I am Intuitive and Perceptive, my Mouth becomes an Indicator ; ] or : [ if Drama is Detected.
Instinctively I can also recognize "Passive-Agressive Behavior!" However "Bipolarism" does not have much advanced warning time on 1st first occurance. And if I was Harry Potter. their instant teleportation to another dimension would be totally magical.
...and I have bedroom eyes. Here's the poem I wrote back in June 8, 1988.
Beware of the Bedroom Eyes.
They're as blue as the sea,
and into your inner soul
they long to spy, you see.
Beware of the Bedroom Eyes
above the nose of a man,
You know of the effects
that these eyes can!
Beware of the Bedroom Eyes.
Below are lips that pout,
that smile, and grin,
and many kisses give out.
With his passion and his love,
surely he will hypnotize.
Yes, You should be aware!
Beware of these Bedroom Eyes.