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I am currently married to the love of my life, (gotham13). We
online and dated long distance for about a year before I moved to
NYC. I was in the Army for seven years with two tours in
We recently had a son! I'm not looking for anything but friends.
I'm rarely on this site so if you message me and I don't get back
right away, don't take it personally.
What I’m doing with my life
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A new stay-at-home dad and going back to school soon for applied
math. Those things take up most of my time. When I do have some
free time I enjoy reading, programming, playing games (board games
and computer games), and cooking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing the theme song to Duck Tails. No, wait. That's a lie- I
The Wiggles trivia.
I make a mean pie crust and nutella cinnamon rolls.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am polite and respectable to most people about most things and I
tend not to make enemies. I have the fashion sense that begs
reproach (and I rather don't care though my wife has made me a lot
more presentable over the years). I fidget a lot and have an
incredibly low tolerance for bullshit or incompetence.
I also look about five years or more younger than I really am and
hopefully it will hold out into old age. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I don't read much fiction; in fact I read almost none. Most
of my books are either related to Math, Science, Engineering, or
non-fiction. I have been trying to expand more, and have been
reading classic horror when I have the time.
Movies: Highlander, The Shawshank redemption, Lost in translation,
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, A beautiful mind, Rules of
engagement, and just about any Jackie Chan or Arnold Schwarzenegger
movie (just to name a few)
Music: Heavy metal, 80's of all varieties, Country, Techno, DDR,
70's rock, and samples of most genres except Rap, Hip-Hop, and
especially EMO and Punk.
Food: I've taught myself how to cook in earnest a couple years ago
and I love it. I prefer new American and French food the most, but
I'll eat anything that's freshly prepared and delicious. Organic,
local, and seasonal foods are important to me. I especially love
shopping at the farmers market.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Food, Water, The big three basics really...
My wife and son, my computer, my books, coffee, and my ability to
think for myself and regard superstition with great skepticism. I'm
a simple man, and my list is probably longer than it could be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the fuck do these floors get so dirty again- I JUST cleaned
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home spending time with my family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a submissive in a BDSM
sense and I love every second of it.
You should message me if
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If you like Math, Computer Science, Science in general, or
If you are involved in the BDSM scene or are interested in
If you have even more free time to waste than the precious few
minutes you've already wasted reading my profile.
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