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38 San Mateo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 2:27pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English, French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've called the Bay Area home since 2000, after stops in Ohio, China, and New York.
I grew up in France, but I'm not French.
I occasionally do all the stereotypical Bay Area OKC guy stuff (hiking, rock climbing, playing guitar) but I've never been to Burning Man.
I love animals (they taste delicious!).
I love kids (they taste delicious!).
I sing/hum in the shower and beatbox everywhere else.
I constantly have a string of completely unrelated songs or pieces of music that play in succession in my head (earworm non sequiturs?).
My adorable niece and equally adorable nephew keep me grounded and are the best antidote to ridiculous grownup concerns. If ever I'm feeling down, I just think about them and it puts me in a good mood.
I have no tattoos.
Equine Assisted Psychotherapy intrigues me. Youtube it; it's amazing.
Inappropriate jokes make me laugh.
I can dance salsa -- sometimes without stepping on my partners' feet.
I'm a huge soccer fan.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it. Working toward my professional license.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Chasing my niece and nephew around the yard and making them laugh; various outrageous accents; kenken and kakuro; bad puns; the occasional improv game; cards against humanity; biopsychosocial assessments...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Hello Kitty fanny pack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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David Sedaris, Isabel Allende, Richard Feynman, Chuck Palahniuk, Salman Rushdie, Edward Gorey, Billy Collins, Charles Addams, David Macaulay...

Jazz, old school hip hop, bossa nova, rock, metal, classical, ambient kazoo music. Favorite artists include: Tomatito, Talking Heads, Miles Davis, Django Rhinehart, Luscious Jackson, Kostars, Dusty Trails, Iam, MC Solaar, Ali Farka Toure, Manu Chao, Headhunters, DJ Krush, Amon Tobin, Zeppelin, Supertramp, Prokofiev, Bach, Beethoven, Dave Brubeck, Serge Gainsbourg, Grant Green, Flying Lotus, Andres Segovia, Massive Attack.

Archer, Eddie Izzard, Reggie Watts, David Cross, Craig Ferguson, Daily Show, Colbert Report.

Almodovar and Hitchcock; weird French movies from my childhood (Le pere noel est une ordure, la grande vadrouille...), To Live, Lawrence of Arabia, North by Northwest, Amadeus, the Shawshank Redemption, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Brazil...

Food: Most anything, except perhaps oysters.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, family, humor, music, sunny days, books, .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends for dinner/drinks, at a movie, or passed out on my bed after an exhausting work week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once XXXXXX'd a XXXXXX but XXXXXX had a XXXXXX and didn't even XXXXXX. Since then, I've never been able to look at XXXXXX the same way.
You should message me if
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You're down-to-earth, open-minded, considerate of others, and maybe even sassy. You're happy with who you are. You can laugh at yourself and can poke fun at me. You feel strongly about issues and have opinions about the state of the world. You're compassionate and are looking for a gentleman.

I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, and I only drink occasionally. I'd prefer it if you didn't smoke (sorry, just not a fan of smelling like an ashtray, nor of kissing one).

A drink or two now and then is great, but if you find yourself needing to get inebriated in order to have a good time, we probably won't be a good match.