I'm many things that total a very friendly nothing. I was born in Bari, Italy and moved to the states when I was ten. I have two pointless degrees, a myriad of passions, and new obsessions developing daily. I love saying the words avocado and squeegee. I really want a pet goat and bear, but live in the city and my neighbors would probably hate me for it. I love green olives, hate mushrooms. Thursday is my favorite day and I despise Sundays. I love strangers, but don't take much candy from them because rarely do they carry sweettarts or peanut butter cups. I love to travel and have lived all over the world due to a flip of a coin. I have a quick wit with a dead pan delivery and excellent timing. I enjoy a good whiskey or scotch, and I love beer and wine. I'm phobic of most flattery, the only acceptable kind being the one kid that said, "You look like the kind of girl that likes Frank Zappa."

Anything else you want to know, just ask. I'm pretty open about everything, non-judgmental, and insanely down to earth.

Also, one of my most favorite people in this world is biblioduwangus. So ladies (or dudes who know a good lady) hit him up. Totally someone you want to know.

Currently I work as a writer.

Prior to this, I did many other things.

Hot air balloon vigilante, making the perfect pie, selling faux amphetamines to preschoolers, winning arguments, sex, inflection.

My eyes and how small I am. Then I open my mouth and they notice other things.

I hate making these sorts of lists.

Books: Anything Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Robbins, Rawley, Sedaris, Sartre, or DeBartolo.
Film: Anything by Wes Anderson, Sofia Coppola, Woody Allen, Darren Aronofsky, Wong Kar Wai, or Pedro Almodovar.
Music: This covers everything but the vinyl. Look here: http://www.last.fm/user/greybasement
Food: Basically anything ever excluding mushrooms and gushy bugs. So really, not anything ever, just most things.

1. grey days
2. nostalgia
3. coffee
4. my pets
5. knee high argyle socks
6. my porch swing

(Though not necessarily in that order.)

my existential angst...

More seriously though I analyze and research anything and everything. So, I suppose it just depends on the day and what has gotten stuck in my head.

either writing, watching a movie, catching a show, playing video games, or enjoying a pint.

I verb the adjective noun.

You don't suck at life.