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sgt_politeness

34 Burbank, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I always remind people of someone they know, but they can't quite figure out who.

I travel the world for work, but when I'm home I tend to stay insulated in the Burbank area.

I prefer having just a few good friends, but like knowing a lot of people.

I have an affinity for stand-up comedy. I go to shows two or three times a month and have been trying to motivate myself to get back into standup.

I love playing guitar. I'm not great, but I'm not bad. My goal is to eventually be able to put in Appetite For Destruction and play along with the whole thing from "Welcome to The Jungle" straight through to "Rocket Queen." I'm 20% there.

I also have a 90's Alt Rock Cover band. We just play for fun, and we're really good at being fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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I tour with bands as a Guitar Tech. I currently work for Linkin Park. Previously I worked for Deftoens, Sublime, and OKGo, just to name a few. My resume is pretty long after 11 years of doing this and I've gotten to see amazing places and be a part of great things. When I'm home I usually have a lot of free time and end up reading at Starbucks a lot and going to the local dive each night.

I would like to write the next great american novel, but since I'm not a writer, I'll be content with just reading it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stand up comedy. Well, maybe not "really" good at it, but "pretty" good at it. I've always loved stand up and at a young age dreamed of doing it. I love the art of Standup and crafting a joke.

I'm really good at Karaoke too.

Board games Like Settlers of Catan and Pandemic.
Seriously, "Settlers Of Catan" is the best board game ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have really pretty eyes. It's true, I can't help but get lost in my own gaze every time I look in a mirror. It's something I've learned to deal with.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books,
Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace
Killing Yourself to Live - Chuck Klosterman
Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk
Battle Royale - Koushun Takami (Translated to English)
The Long Walk - Stephen King

Movies
Fargo
Die Hard

TV
The Wire (I miss those characters)
Mad Men
Breaking Bad
Jersey Shore Really
Community
Freaks and Geeks (R.I.P.)
Arrested Development (R.I.P.)

Music

Alkaline Trio
The Toadies
Propagandhi
Biffy Clyro
The Hold Steady
Cloud Cult
Failure
Built To Spill
The Weakerthans
The Format
Self
Rilo Kiley
Old Weezer
Guns n Roses
90s Alternative Rock

I like to think of myself as a bit of a punk rocker too, but I'm like a watered down 90s version. NoFX, Rancid, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. Wireless Internet
3. This American Life, Serial, Planet Money, and Adam Carolla Podcasts.
4. Slash Guitar Solos
5. Social Interaction
6. Frequent Flyer Miles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How different things will be in 10 years, 50 years, 100 years.

I like to think about space too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing science. By science I mean drinking with friends, with white lab coats on.

or

In the middle of a rock show for work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I usually wear woman's deodorant because I prefer those smells to "manly" scents.

I have a pair of boxers that have airplanes on them. Every time I fly I wear them.

My cholesterol is a little high, but in the yellow zone, not the red zone.
You should message me if
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you are the Gate Keeper. I'm the Key Master