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sh--happens

25 Oakland, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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People say a distinct characteristic of mine is my sarcasm and bad jokes that typically result in people laughing at and/or with me, but it's chill and all in good humor. Lately I've been trying (but failing) to train for a triathlon--mostly failing because I like to eat instead of working out!

I spent the past couple of years doing education research at Stanford, and despite how much I love the intellectual rigor of research, I missed working with youth and have decided to go into teaching. I'm a nerd nevertheless--I love learning and am always down for an intellectual brawl.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently in graduate school pursing a teaching credential so that I can teach middle school math. It's challenging, but along with the challenges come a lot of laughs and inspiring stories.
I’m really good at
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Making awkward moments fun, bad jokes, and candy crush.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People typically think I'm pretty 'normal,' more reserved, and calm--but eventually realize that I can be snarky and ridiculous at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: hip hop and classical, the best combination.
Food: fried oysters...and apple fritters
Shows: Parks and Rec, Modern Family, Arrested Development, 30 Rock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social inequity, my cultural biases, privilege and random questions about stuff. How can you tell when an area is undergoing gentrification or genuine improvement? What would happen if I dressed like a dude for a day? Who the hell thought corsets were ever a good idea?
You should message me if
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You can handle pretty bad--well in my opinion bad-ass--puns and jokes. I appreciate people who can dish back at least the same 'caliber' of humor, and are willing to get themselves into nerdy debates about trivial to more substantial things.