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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Christianity but it’s not important
My self-summary
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I have many interests, but my passion right now is doing stand-up. I've always made people laugh, so why not do it professionally? I'm pretty laid back and I've mastered my emotions, so it takes a lot for me to be mad at someone.

I am funny, outgoing, and intelligent.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to become a full-time comedian and meet Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, brewing my own beer, critiquing movies, testing my athletic ability, learning new games of any variety and I'm trying to learn Italian, since I will be there twice in the next 6 months.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My arms. Girls and guys say I have big and nice arms. So, I guess arms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read books that will help me out in the real world. These books include body language, Stock Market books, NLP, and Scarcity, humor books. I have over 1300 movies so narrowing it done can be pretty difficult,but I like comedy, action, sci-fi, and drama. Lastly, I enjoy cooking for others and it's mostly healthy and tasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family, TV, cerebral cortex, cellphone, and my car (I'm a traveling man) Italy this summer!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, how to become even more awesome, traveling, relationships, and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, doing stand-up, or at home. I'm up for almost anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have an all white half-wolf/half German Shepard.

I'm running for Vice President in 2028. (I know I'm a comedian, but no joke here)
You should message me if
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You have qualities that make a great woman.
You can keep pace with my ambitions.
You understand how to converse with a man on an intellectual and sarcastic level.