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34 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 7, 2013
Pacific Islander, White
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I guess this means I have a free pass to be self-indulgent.
First thing that should be known is that my 3 favorite punctuation marks are the ellipsis, exclamation point, and question mark, with an interrobang being the culmination of all things good exclamation point and question mark related. I have a tattoo of them on my shoulder made by a homemade tattoo gun.

I nerd out on the truly important questions in life. Like what I would do if I could shoot laser beams from my fingers and had cloaking device powers. These are pressing questions in my world.

I regularly perform random acts of kindness for complete strangers. You may be asking if by stating this I'm blasting my horn to the world letting everyone know what a stand up guy I am. Well yes, I am. Didn't you read the first sentence about being self-indulgent? Toot toot baby, toot toot.

My dislike for the man and all things the man can't go unmentioned. I have spent much of my adult life in protest of everything from ridiculous wars to the robotic ways of the autopilot driven American culture to the overstuffed stockings of the rich. I believe in the people's revolution and not-so-secretly hope that one day the proletariat join together to sling some shit at the powerful.

If none of that suffices as a personal summary, then take this: my last 3 Halloween costumes?
2012 - Jungle Herpes
2011 - Gonorrhea
2010 - Box of Porn
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm on an adventure everyday. I spent my 20s living lives as a vagrant, activist, militant vegetarian, traveller, wandering philosopher, experience ingesting lost soul, but more or less it was essentially a decade taken from the pages of a Hunter S. Thompson story with the drunken ramblings of Charles Bukowski. Today, I'm moving onward into the next phase of my life. I love and appreciate the randomness of life and its inhabitants, and live to embrace the odd on a daily basis.

I recently left a 9-5 job after 6 years due to the fact that I was sickened daily by how much it dictated my happiness and serenity. Now? I work for a non-profit called The Manna Room where I run a food program that distributes food to organizations that feed the homeless. We also cook homemade meals from scratch 2x a day Mon-Fri where we feed over 1000+ people a week from the community, most of which are homeless. There is no brand of crazy like the people that I deal with on a daily basis, and I say that with the most love possible.

*Note: I work for a non-profit, which means I am basically a volunteer. I do not make a shit ton of money, and I don't care if I do, because I don't need it. I made a shit ton of money at my previous job and was miserable. I have never been happier and regret nothing.
I look at life as a lighthearted journey where God is playing a joke on us all. And laughing. So I might as well laugh with him. Why fight it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
MacGyvering all kinds of shit
People watching
Making up completely ridiculous back stories for the people I watch
Scaling things, like railings and buildings and trees and other vertical what nots
Identifying hoarders without ever stepping a foot inside their house
Freakout dancing
Opening beer bottles with inanimate objects
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, because it covers my face.
After that I'd have to say my face, but not the entire thing, because I have a beard that covers much of it. Weren't you paying attention?
My free spirited nature. I will never hesitate to make a fool of myself in public places. I rarely consider what anyone thinks of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: (Too much to list, but here is a handful)
My all time fav - Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes books. They still tickle me to this day.
Vonnegut, all of the above (meaning everything he has ever written)
Neil Gaiman, especially The Sandman series
Ken Kesey
I really have fond memories of Lord of the Flies when I read it in high school. Also, I remember someone breast feeding for survival in The Grapes of Wrath. Booby scene in a book? Awesome.

MOVIES/MUSIC: This list is so extensive that I will sum up with a simple "I like good music/movies." And yes, there are such things as universally good/bad music/movies.

TV: The Wonder Years. Nothing else needs to be listed.

Milk steaks, boiled over hard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freakout dancing
My bike
My pillow - I once went back to a hotel in Enseñada after being on the road for 2 hours to retrieve my pillow. I don't fuck around with pillows. This is serious.
Tapatio and cereal - Not together OR together
Wet wipes - Fuck toilet paper

Yes, I listed 9 things. And yes, they are all equally important. My profile, my rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cartoon alternatives to daily mundane life. Like pigeons that wear tiny helmets as they sit and plot their bombing raids on the power lines above me. And yes, the commander pigeon is smoking a cigar while barking orders in a deep voice as background music filled with bass drums booms.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I can tell you where I'm NOT. I'm NOT at a club.
I am more than likely car dancing. Or throwing brussel sprouts at unsuspecting hipsters (not you ladies. I like hispter chicks.) Luckily, I have an unlimited supply of sprouts. There are a lot of hipster dudes in this city.
If I'm not out adventuring, I'm at home listening to music and writing. Or movie watching. Or avoiding handcuffs. All while enjoying the company of my fellow cohorts.
Me and dive bars are like hot dogs and buns. I love dive bars even if I'm not getting my drank on. There is something very endearing about a dive bar that brings out the poet in me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a soft spot for dance movies. Quality of the movie doesn't matter. Give me some epic dance sequences and I'm leaving the theatre a changed man. Oh, and I go see dance movies in the theatre.
Also, I habitually weep watching America's Best Dance Crew. God I'm lame...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love the idea of receiving a tattoo with a homemade tattoo gun from untrained tattoo artists. You not only love it, but you find the idea of untrained tattoo artists permanently marking your body with ridiculous tattoos endearing and story fulfilling.
You do hahahaha's rather than LOL's.