First thing that should be known is that my 3 favorite punctuation marks are the ellipsis, exclamation point, and question mark, with an interrobang being the culmination of all things good exclamation point and question mark related. I have a tattoo of them on my shoulder made by a homemade tattoo gun.
I nerd out on the truly important questions in life. Like what I would do if I could shoot laser beams from my fingers and had cloaking device powers. These are pressing questions in my world.
I regularly perform random acts of kindness for complete strangers. You may be asking if by stating this I'm blasting my horn to the world letting everyone know what a stand up guy I am. Well yes, I am. Didn't you read the first sentence about being self-indulgent? Toot toot baby, toot toot.
My dislike for the man and all things the man can't go unmentioned. I have spent much of my adult life in protest of everything from ridiculous wars to the robotic ways of the autopilot driven American culture to the overstuffed stockings of the rich. I believe in the people's revolution and not-so-secretly hope that one day the proletariat join together to sling some shit at the powerful.
If none of that suffices as a personal summary, then take this: my last 3 Halloween costumes?
2012 - Jungle Herpes
2011 - Gonorrhea
2010 - Box of Porn