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shadesmathison

25 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I don't have a beard. I grew up in the boonies and I mean that very literally because I grew up in Boone County in Illinois, so I have somewhat of an active imagination. Don't pretend you don't talk to yourself sometimes too. I'm often been told I act like a cartoon character photoshopped into real life. I'm whimsical, silly, sporatic, wild, and whimsical.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a comedian, sketch writer/actor, musician, and cartoonist. Oh what do I actually make good money at though? I wait tables.
I’m really good at
Looking dressing and acting like David Bowie unintentionally, being awkward, wearing my heart on my sleeve, doing impressions and eating breakfast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Chuck Palahniuk
Tolkien
Robert Pullman

Movies:
Fincher
Nolan
Hitchcock

Tv:
American dad
Colbert
Superjail!
Comedy central presents
Various stand up and sketch shows.
Dr.who
Bravest warriors
Red dwarf
The six things I could never do without
My phone and in hand the Internet
Walking
Friendship
Liquids
Suits
Coffee, and frequently turkish coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The funniest version or scenario possible, or a funny voice that I just figured out I can do.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar, Club, or sandwich shop I am booked to perform comedy at. After that... who knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My real name is Brandon call me shades because I hate my real name and I'll tell you the rest later.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to meet up for a drink at a place where I can hear the words come out of your mouth. I'm not gong to get to know you by shouting or dancing, but while talking I might shout and dance.