Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

shadesmathison

25 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't have a beard. I grew up in the boonies and I mean that very literally because I grew up in Boone County in Illinois, so I have somewhat of an active imagination. Don't pretend you don't talk to yourself sometimes too. I'm often been told I act like a cartoon character photoshopped into real life. I'm whimsical, silly, sporatic, wild, and whimsical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a comedian, sketch writer/actor, musician, and cartoonist. Oh what do I actually make good money at though? I wait tables.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking dressing and acting like David Bowie unintentionally, being awkward, wearing my heart on my sleeve, doing impressions and eating breakfast.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. Yea I get it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Chuck Palahniuk
Tolkien
Robert Pullman

Movies:
Fincher
Nolan
Hitchcock

Tv:
American dad
Colbert
Superjail!
Comedy central presents
Various stand up and sketch shows.
Dr.who
Bravest warriors
Red dwarf
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone and in hand the Internet
Walking
Friendship
Liquids
Suits
Coffee, and frequently turkish coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The funniest version or scenario possible, or a funny voice that I just figured out I can do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, Club, or sandwich shop I am booked to perform comedy at. After that... who knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My real name is Brandon call me shades because I hate my real name and I'll tell you the rest later.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet up for a drink at a place where I can hear the words come out of your mouth. I'm not gong to get to know you by shouting or dancing, but while talking I might shout and dance.