Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't have a beard. I grew up in the boonies and I mean that very
literally because I grew up in Boone County in Illinois, so I have
somewhat of an active imagination. Don't pretend you don't talk to
yourself sometimes too. I'm often been told I act like a cartoon
character photoshopped into real life. I'm whimsical, silly,
sporatic, wild, and whimsical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a comedian, sketch writer/actor, musician, and cartoonist. Oh
what do I actually make good money at though? I wait tables.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking dressing and acting like David Bowie unintentionally, being
awkward, wearing my heart on my sleeve, doing impressions and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comedy central presents
Various stand up and sketch shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone and in hand the Internet
Coffee, and frequently turkish coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The funniest version or scenario possible, or a funny voice that I
just figured out I can do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, Club, or sandwich shop I am booked to perform comedy at.
After that... who knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My real name is Brandon call me shades because I hate my real name
and I'll tell you the rest later.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet up for a drink at a place where I can hear the
words come out of your mouth. I'm not gong to get to know you by
shouting or dancing, but while talking I might shout and dance.
Who are you looking for?
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