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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 35-45
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Mar 26
5' 6" (1.68m)
Christianity and it’s important
Might want kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid!

...and a Best Buy kid.

...and an IKEA kid.

...and... and... and...

::: kzzkt :::

Sorry about that. Let's see where were we...?

Ah, right...

I'm transplanted Marylander in the Land Behind the Zion Curtain (also known as "Utah"). Talk about "stranger in a strange land." It's not a bad place, on the whole. It must not be too bad - I've been here a while.

Maybe it's just that my inner nomad hasn't reawakened.

Maybe it's Maybelline.

Who knows?

When I'm not busy pondering the great mysteries of the universe (such as: "What flavor ice cream should I get...?"), I like to distract myself with things including - but by no means limited to: sports, cartoons, games, biking, music, coffee, computers, reading, drawing, movies, playing with random LEGO bricks or just hanging out with my friends.

I am finding, my, and way
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trying to be a decent person. Some days, I manage to get it right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic.
Being a good friend.
Laughing at myself.

...and I make a pretty mean coffee milkshake, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair or lack thereof, rather?
Opposable thumbs?

I... have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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  • Way of the Peaceful Warrior
  • Life 101 - Everything We Should Have Learned About Life in School... But Didn't
  • The Art of War

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Akira Kurosawa's Dreams
  • The Incredibles
  • Superman: The Movie
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

  • I have rather eclectic musical tastes, but I am not a fan of modern country music... it makes my head go all 'splodey.

  • Lots of various foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let's see:
  • Coffee ('s for others' safety, trust me.)
  • Family... even though they're mostly on the East Coast.
  • Friends.
  • Nomad, my trusty iPod. It's dead, Jim!
  • My sketchbook and pencils.
  • Something good to read.

Oh, man... I left out toothpaste, saline solution, deodorant and shaving cream/razor blades. *sigh* Oh, well. Maybe the next time, they'll let us pick ten things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't know that there's any "one" particular thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...enjoying end-of-the-week coffee and dinner with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Get back to me on this one...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.

Don't message me "if..."
Message me "because...."

It shouldn't be a conditional thing.

...unless you really do know who did put the "ram" in the "Ram-a-lama-ding dong." In that case, I have a few other questions for you, too.

...or if you think that this would be fun.