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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Has kid(s)
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't really feel its good to summarize myself, for I am so much more than what can be expressed with a few words on a computer screen. I will do what I can and if you want to know more you can ask. I am accepting and crazy, I have no qualms about embarrassing myself to make people laugh, and as long as I am with fun, intelligent people I am happy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am prior military using my GI Bill to get my degree in Health and Physical Education, with the ultimate goal of becoming a Martial Arts Instructor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, giving advice that I rarely take myself, kissing...and using my tongue.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes...its the biggest thing I've gotten compliments about my entire life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A)I love to read, mostly within the science fiction and fantasy genres. Authors or books are tough to name, cause I like to just pick up and read whatever looks and sounds intriguing. A couple noteworthy ones I suppose would be Brent Weeks, S.M. Stirling, and Daniel Arenson. (B)I actually enjoy just about any type of movie, depending on my mood, and if I'm with someone, who that is. Some favorites: the old Transformers cartoon movie, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Accepted, Charlotte's Web. (C)I can't live without music, I love all types of rock, from soft to death metal. And even beyond that I listen to just about anything depending on my mood, even country and opera. (D) Food is good, I like food...cheesecake is definitely top of the list for yumminess...I'm kinda picky about my food though and won't get into it anymore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Oh yeah and coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That if you like profile and can be bothered to hit the little star/like button, why not message me instead of falling into the stereotype of waiting for the guy to initiate. I'm tired of reading profiles that have huge conditions and expectations for someone to message them; that's expecting a lot from someone who is already putting themself in a vulnerable position by even reaching out to start a conversation with you. I'm not talking about the simple requests of wanting someone who doesn't talk like an ass, but asking for an essay by way of first contact is pretentious.

I couldn't find a better place to put that rant, so I also think about kitties, my daughter, and the massive amount of martial arts material I have crammed into my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home with nothing to do, and hoping I can get an acceptable amount of sleep for training the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'll answer any question someone messages to me...
You should message me if
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You believe that friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

But seriously message me if you are interested in me, intrigued by my life or anything you read on my profile, or have a question you feel I might be qualified to answer (This can range from women issues, relationship questions, if you could survive a fall on your head from your roof, if you should run through traffic, or anything else that might pop into that crazy little cranium of yours).

Also if you do message me, I'll assume you've realized what is silly humor and what is factual within my profile.