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Son_Of_Thebes

24 M Bowmanville, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Italian (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wotcher, Harry.

Relatively new to the whole online dating thing, but I figured since there's been little luck in person I had might as well give this a shot.
I'm an army guy, with a passion for History, Science, Literature and Horror Movies.
I could go on and on about any and all of those topics, but in the interest of saving your time and getting to the point, I shall not.
Though by all means, I will if you ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Oh, apparently I'm an ISTP personality type.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I actually injured myself in the Military, it's nothing severe or permanent but I'm stuck at home for the next little while in order to recover. It's frustrating and I hate sitting on my laurels like this, but my god I'm only 23. It's not like my time is running out anytime soon.
On my way back in at the drop of a hat though! Whenever that may come.
I'd also like to mention that I fight for my own reasons. None of which include "Free education", "Because I have no other options" or "Because killing is fun". It's as much a personal journey for me as anyone else pursuing their own dreams.

I love being outdoors, a bit of a fitness and health nut. I also enjoy playing video games, reading comics (DC) and advocating for veteran's affairs. Including physical health and mental wellness.
I've also gotten into Mixed Martial Arts and Krav Maga recently.

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True story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Self professed talents-
10. Shaving with a straight razor
9. Staying on top of world issues (political and military)
8. Chasing DeeDee out of my laboratory
7. Physics & Calculus
6. LAN parties and gaming in general
5. Reading
4. Drinking Coffee
3. Playing my Beemo
2. Building Pillow Forts
1. Krav Maga

-Self professed weaknesses-
10. Being Social
9. Remembering where I left my keys/wallet
8. Green's Theorem
7. Keeping track of time
6. Getting out of bed on a Saturday
5. Being the designated driver
4. Singing
3. Dancing
2. Being patient around stupid people
1. Lemon or grape flavored anything (meaning, I love it and consider it a weakness)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been described as quiet and icy towards people I don't know. Though my friends tell me I can be fiery and passionate about things that matter most to me. I promise I don't do it on purpose, but I put up a barrier that only some people can get through.

Generally, if you're more interested in the material over the ideological, we won't get along.
Meaning, if you're looking for a rich man who will only take you in for your looks, keep looking. I don't make much, probably never will. But I am happy, and thoroughly enjoy my chosen path in life. And would love to have someone else along for the ride.

If you will have me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Political thrillers, or Sci-Fi fantasies. Anywhere that I can get lost in a well established plot with interesting characters. I'm a Harry Potter fanboy, though I also enjoy books by Tom Clancy, Sun Tzu and Steven King.

Music - Metal. Swedish Power Metal and Thrash Metal To the style of Blind Guardian or Dethklok. Also some Techno/Trance/Hardstyle.

Food - I like (actual) Asian cuisine (not the takeout stuff). Ramen noodles with spices, Sushi or Teppanyaki.
I try to keep a balanced diet. Honestly there is no vegetable or fruit I would not at least attempt to eat. I like the classic ick foods like Broccoli or Beets. Greek or French inspired soups are really good too!
That said, not a big fan of Provolone cheese. Blech.

Movies - Lots of horror movies. Summer blockbusters are a hit-or-miss. Generally I would rather sit and watch a very long movie with an extensive plot and deep characters (Spent a sick day watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy) as opposed to a bland, boring and uninspired CGI heavy cliche-fest.

Not really a movie, but Foamy the Squirrel is awesome too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eco-Friendly alternatives
Friendship
Coffee
Wingardium Leviosaaaaaa
My family
Science
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally taking advantage of the good weather and going for a good run. Even if it's just 2 or 3 miles a night.
OR! In bad weather, likely looking for an old, campy Sci Fi movie to watch on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once tried to wire a microwave to produce 1.21 gigawatts of power so that I could send a bagel forward in time, giving myself something palatable to eat in the field... while forgetting that I would have needed to bring the microwave WITH me. Now obvious hiccup aside, I only managed to turn it to the equivalency of rubber anyway.

I was TIME magazine's person of the year back in 2006

I also shave with a straight razor. A nearly lost art in this age of safety razors. Because I'm a grownup and safety is for kids.

I actually enjoy doing, and folding laundry.

I have full respect for the Oxford comma, however sometimes I will incorporate the Shatner comma. Which is, when you place a comma at, random, intervals in order, to emphasize a, dramatic, pause.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You take the idea of love and romance very seriously and with a big dash of maturity. No golddiggers, no flirty opening messages. I would much rather get to know you as a human being, rather than a person to wake up to the next morning.
The chemistry will build over time, and I believe that anything meant to last should have a solid foundation of common ground and inside jokes to rest on.