I once tried to wire a microwave to produce 1.21 gigawatts of power
so that I could send a bagel forward in time, giving myself
something palatable to eat in the field... while forgetting that I
would have needed to bring the microwave WITH me. Now obvious
hiccup aside, I only managed to turn it to the equivalency of
I was TIME magazine's person of the year back in 2006
I also shave with a straight razor. A nearly lost art in this age
of safety razors. Because I'm a grownup and safety is for
I actually enjoy doing, and folding laundry.
I have full respect for the Oxford comma, however sometimes I will
incorporate the Shatner comma. Which is, when you place a comma at,
random, intervals in order, to emphasize a, dramatic, pause.