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24 Bowmanville, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Wotcher, Harry.

I know that labelling is all the rage these days, but I'm a rather simple person that way. Straight, White, Male. Fantasy writer of as-of-yet unknown repute.

Politically I consider myself to be a member of the "Don't be a dick" party. Both Liberals and Conservatives have their share of good ideas and terrible ones.
I do not believe in any one god, however I am very interested in ancient Mythology. The Greeks, Celts, Norse, Egyptians and Germanic peoples all knew how to spin an awesome pantheon.

Quoting anything from Monty Python that isn't from "Quest for the Holy Grail" will get you instantly into my good books.
Not to say it was a bad movie, in fact I have the whole thing memorized! And am very open to watching it for a first date! But it's become so commonplace that it's not all that impressive to be able to quote it anymore.

Relatively new to the whole online dating thing, but I figured since there's been little luck in person I had might as well give this a shot.
I'm an army guy, with a passion for History, Science, Literature and Horror Movies.
I could go on and on about any and all of those topics, but in the interest of saving your time and getting to the point, I shall not.
Though by all means, I will if you ask.

I've seen strange people who meet in stranger ways. Which means there must be some hope for us nerdy types yet, right?

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I actually injured myself in the Military, it's nothing severe or permanent but I'm stuck at home for the next little while in order to recover. It's frustrating and I hate sitting on my laurels like this, but my god I'm only 24. It's not like my time is running out anytime soon.
On my way back in at the drop of a hat though! Whenever that may come.

I love being outdoors, a bit of a fitness and health nut. I also enjoy playing video games, reading comics (DC) and advocating for veteran's affairs. Including physical health and mental wellness.
I've also gotten into Mixed Martial Arts and Krav Maga recently.

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True story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Self professed talents-
10. Shaving with a straight razor
9. Staying on top of world issues (political and military)
8. Chasing DeeDee out of my laboratory
7. Physics & Calculus
6. LAN parties and gaming in general
5. Reading
4. Drinking Coffee
3. Playing my Beemo
2. Building Pillow Forts
1. Pirate Shanties

-Self professed weaknesses-
10. Being Social
9. Remembering where I left my keys/wallet
8. Green's Theorem
7. Keeping track of time
6. Getting out of bed on a Saturday
5. Being the designated driver
4. Singing
3. Dancing
2. Being patient around stupid people
1. Lemon or grape flavored anything (meaning, I love it and consider it a weakness)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm actually a shy, quiet type of person in public. I rarely make the first approach. It's nothing personal, I just get lost in my own thoughts easily, it has been mistaken for disinterest before, but I am working to get past this. A surefire way to get me to speak is to ask my opinion on something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Political thrillers, or Sci-Fi fantasies. Anywhere that I can get lost in a well established plot with interesting characters. I'm a Harry Potter fanboy, though I also enjoy books by Tom Clancy, Sun Tzu and Steven King.

Music - Metal. Swedish Power Metal and Thrash Metal To the style of Blind Guardian or Dethklok. Also some Techno/Trance/Hardstyle. Not ashamed to admit I have a thing for Lindsey Stirling too!

Food - I like (actual) Asian cuisine (not the takeout stuff). Ramen noodles with spices, Sushi or Teppanyaki.
I try to keep a balanced diet. Honestly there is no vegetable or fruit I would not at least attempt to eat. I like the classic ick foods like Broccoli or Beets. Greek or French inspired soups are really good too!
That said, not a big fan of Provolone cheese. Blech.

Movies - Lots of horror movies. Summer blockbusters are a hit-or-miss. Generally I would rather sit and watch a very long movie with an extensive plot and deep characters (Spent a sick day watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy) as opposed to a bland, boring and uninspired CGI heavy cliche-fest.

Not really a movie, but Foamy the Squirrel is awesome too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People who ask questions
People who don't have all the answers
My dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually became an ordained minister while bar hopping one night, and still hold the credentials. Seriously.

I was TIME magazine's person of the year back in 2006
You should message me if
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You take the idea of love and romance very seriously and with a big dash of maturity. No golddiggers, no flirty opening messages. I would much rather get to know you as a human being, rather than a person to wake up to the next morning.
The chemistry will build over time, and I believe that anything meant to last should have a solid foundation of common ground and inside jokes to rest on.

You can build, maintain and defend a pillow fort from Orcs, Mumakil and Nazgul.

You're genuine, friendly and okay with the fact that I might take a little while to truly open up to you.