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24 M Bowmanville, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Italian (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Patriot, passionate runner, gamer, science and math nerd, amateur historian, highly fluent in profanity, RPG lover, benevolent, realist, makes a mean scrambled egg.

There's your Top 10 list of things that define me. Should you not want to scroll down further.

Oh, apparently I'm an ISTP personality type.
What I’m doing with my life
I actually injured myself in the Military, it's nothing severe or permanent but I'm stuck at home for the next little while in order to recover. It's frustrating and I hate sitting on my laurels like this, but my god I'm only 23. It's not like my time is running out anytime soon.

I love being outdoors, a bit of a fitness and health nut. I also enjoy playing video games, reading comics (DC) and advocating for veteran's affairs. Including physical health and mental wellness.

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True story.
I’m really good at
-Self professed talents-
10. Shaving with a straight razor
9. Staying on top of world issues (political and military)
8. Chasing DeeDee out of my laboratory
7. Physics & Calculus
6. LAN parties and gaming in general
5. Reading
4. Drinking Coffee
3. Playing my Beemo
2. Cooking
1. Krav Maga

-Self professed weaknesses-
10. Being Social
9. Remembering where I left my keys/wallet
8. Green's Theorem
7. Keeping track of time
6. Getting out of bed on a Saturday
5. Being the designated driver
4. Singing
3. Dancing
2. Being patient around stupid people
1. Lemon or grape flavored anything (meaning, I love it and consider it a weakness)
The first things people usually notice about me
Honestly I have no idea. I realize this just sounds like a cop-out but I've never asked anybody "Hey what's the first thing you noticed about my appearance?"

I'm told that on some days I come off as cold, stern and no-nonsense. But on other days I'm extremely laid back and casual, with a penchant for witty quips and nonsensical yet comedic scenarios.
Such as the London crochet club getting together and re-enacting the Battle of Trafalgar with only their handbags in a muddy field.
(Thank you Monty Python)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Political thrillers, or Sci-Fi fantasies. Anywhere that I can get lost in a well established plot with interesting characters. I'm a Harry Potter fanboy, though I also enjoy books by Tom Clancy, Sun Tzu and Steven King.

Music - Metal. Swedish Power Metal and Thrash Metal To the style of Blind Guardian or Dethklok. Also some Techno/Trance/Hardstyle.

Food - I like (actual) Asian cuisine (not the takeout stuff). Ramen noodles with spices, Sushi or Teppanyaki.
I try to keep a balanced diet. Honestly there is no vegetable or fruit I would not at least attempt to eat. I like the classic ick foods like Broccoli or Beets. Greek or French inspired soups are really good too!
That said, not a big fan of Provolone cheese. Blech.

Movies - Lots of horror movies. Summer blockbusters are a hit-or-miss. Generally I would rather sit and watch a very long movie with an extensive plot and deep characters (Spent a sick day watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy) as opposed to a bland, boring and uninspired CGI heavy cliche-fest.

Not really a movie, but Foamy the Squirrel is awesome too!
The six things I could never do without
Eco-Friendly alternatives
Wingardium Leviosaaaaaa
My family
On a typical Friday night I am
Normally taking advantage of the good weather and going for a good run. Even if it's just 2 or 3 miles a night.
OR! In bad weather, likely looking for an old, campy Sci Fi movie to watch on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once tried to wire a microwave to produce 1.21 gigawatts of power so that I could send a bagel forward in time, giving myself something palatable to eat in the field... while forgetting that I would have needed to bring the microwave WITH me. Now obvious hiccup aside, I only managed to turn it to the equivalency of rubber anyway.

I was TIME magazine's person of the year back in 2006

I also shave with a straight razor. A nearly lost art in this age of safety razors. Because I'm a grownup and safety is for kids.

I actually enjoy doing, and folding laundry.

I have full respect for the Oxford comma, however sometimes I will incorporate the Shatner comma. Which is, when you place a comma at, random, intervals in order, to emphasize a, dramatic, pause.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
As bland as it may sound, message me if you find anything above that might tickle your fancy!

You find the phrase "funnily enough" to be annoying and prefer to say "curiously enough"

Or if you're Bane looking for the Titan formula.

I don't care if you smoke weed or whatever, but please be mature about it. The whole "420 smoke weed everyday" thing got really old, really fast.