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24 M Bowmanville, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Might want kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Italian (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be a bit of a dickhead. But not in the "Hey baby, I'm the weenie, you're the bun. Come on over and lets have some fun!" kind of way. More the "I swear to god smoothskin, if you don't get your kids away from the car so I can get out, I'm taking them out with the door" kind of way.

Oh, apparently I'm an ISTP personality type.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I actually injured myself in the Military, it's nothing severe or permanent but I'm stuck at home for the next little while in order to recover. It's frustrating and I hate sitting on my laurels like this, but my god I'm only 23. It's not like my time is running out anytime soon.
On my way back in at the drop of a hat though! Whenever that may come.

I love being outdoors, a bit of a fitness and health nut. I also enjoy playing video games, reading comics (DC) and advocating for veteran's affairs. Including physical health and mental wellness.

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True story.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Self professed talents-
10. Shaving with a straight razor
9. Staying on top of world issues (political and military)
8. Chasing DeeDee out of my laboratory
7. Physics & Calculus
6. LAN parties and gaming in general
5. Reading
4. Drinking Coffee
3. Playing my Beemo
2. Cooking
1. Krav Maga

-Self professed weaknesses-
10. Being Social
9. Remembering where I left my keys/wallet
8. Green's Theorem
7. Keeping track of time
6. Getting out of bed on a Saturday
5. Being the designated driver
4. Singing
3. Dancing
2. Being patient around stupid people
1. Lemon or grape flavored anything (meaning, I love it and consider it a weakness)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been described as quiet and icy towards people I don't know. Though my friends tell me I can be fiery and passionate about things that matter most to me. I promise I don't do it on purpose, but I put up a barrier that only some people can get through.

Generally, if you're more interested in the material over the ideological, we won't get along.
Meaning, if you're looking for a rich man who will only take you in for your looks, keep looking. I don't make much, probably never will. But I am happy, and thoroughly enjoy my chosen path in life. And would love to have someone else along for the ride.

If you will have me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Political thrillers, or Sci-Fi fantasies. Anywhere that I can get lost in a well established plot with interesting characters. I'm a Harry Potter fanboy, though I also enjoy books by Tom Clancy, Sun Tzu and Steven King.

Music - Metal. Swedish Power Metal and Thrash Metal To the style of Blind Guardian or Dethklok. Also some Techno/Trance/Hardstyle.

Food - I like (actual) Asian cuisine (not the takeout stuff). Ramen noodles with spices, Sushi or Teppanyaki.
I try to keep a balanced diet. Honestly there is no vegetable or fruit I would not at least attempt to eat. I like the classic ick foods like Broccoli or Beets. Greek or French inspired soups are really good too!
That said, not a big fan of Provolone cheese. Blech.

Movies - Lots of horror movies. Summer blockbusters are a hit-or-miss. Generally I would rather sit and watch a very long movie with an extensive plot and deep characters (Spent a sick day watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy) as opposed to a bland, boring and uninspired CGI heavy cliche-fest.

Not really a movie, but Foamy the Squirrel is awesome too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eco-Friendly alternatives
Wingardium Leviosaaaaaa
My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally taking advantage of the good weather and going for a good run. Even if it's just 2 or 3 miles a night.
OR! In bad weather, likely looking for an old, campy Sci Fi movie to watch on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once tried to wire a microwave to produce 1.21 gigawatts of power so that I could send a bagel forward in time, giving myself something palatable to eat in the field... while forgetting that I would have needed to bring the microwave WITH me. Now obvious hiccup aside, I only managed to turn it to the equivalency of rubber anyway.

I was TIME magazine's person of the year back in 2006

I also shave with a straight razor. A nearly lost art in this age of safety razors. Because I'm a grownup and safety is for kids.

I actually enjoy doing, and folding laundry.

I have full respect for the Oxford comma, however sometimes I will incorporate the Shatner comma. Which is, when you place a comma at, random, intervals in order, to emphasize a, dramatic, pause.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–24
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You take the idea of love and romance very seriously and with a big dash of maturity. No golddiggers, no flirty opening messages. I would much rather get to know you as a human being, rather than a person to wake up to the next morning.
The chemistry will build over time, and I believe that anything meant to last should have a solid foundation of common ground and inside jokes to rest on.