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22 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Alex. I love movies, t.v., video games and spending time with people. I've been looking for a serious relationship for a while but it seems people my age don't want that. I'm socially awkward as shit and I like trees. I work 3rd shift full time so I'm definitely a night person. Just ask if you have any other questions. I like questions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"I'm going to live forever or die trying."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games and not knowing what to do with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Idunno... piercings? i'm short? other such blasphemies...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Dean Koontz. Especially Odd Thomas. Crime & Punishment, The Stranger
Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Clerks, Goon, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers (and the other Marvel movies), Ip Man, Step Brothers, Bridesmaids, Stranger Than Fiction, Constantine, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Little Miss Sunshine, Let Me In, The Boondock Saints, The ABC's of Death, Kick-Ass, Chronicle, A Scanner Darkly, Tropic Thunder, I Love You, Man, Garden State, Spirited Away, SLC Punk, Dr. Horrible, American Beauty, Avatar, Pacific Rim, The Blair Witch Project, Cabin In The Woods, Insidous, Neighbors, This Is The End
The Simpsons, Breaking Bad, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Arrow, Flash, Misfits, The Twilight Zone, Malcolm In The Middle, Adventure Time, Penn & Teller, Freaks and Geeks, Stand Up Comedy, Parks & Rec, Orange is the New Black, The Scary Door, HIMYM, Wilfred, The Flash, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, Check It Out, VGHS, Wonder Showzen, The Guild, Tim & Eric, The I.T. Crowd, WKUK, Friends, Bob's Burgers, Life (the BBC documentary)
Deadmau5, The Glitch Mob, Mt. Eden, Nero, Moby, Bassnectar, Phutureprimitive, Flux Pavillion, Fatboy Slim, Tiesto, Krewella, Blackmill
Whitechapel, All Shall Perish, Rose Funeral, Lamb of God, Amon Amarth, Dethklok, Mushroomhead, Psychostick
Modest Mouse, Tegan and Sara, Mumford and Sons, Matt and Kim, Childish Gambino, 311, Regina Spektor, Skindred, Eminem, Hopsin, Florence And The Machine, Lily Allen
1. Steak (Rare)
2. Greek
3. Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Not in order)
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My head kind of works like Plinko or Peggle. It just bounces from thought to thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Marathoning a show, playing PS4, playing Pathfinder or Magic with my roommates, or getting way too far in to reddit due to boredom
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When i was a kid i thought Chunk from The Goonies was a girl.
You should message me if
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You want to save me from my boredom and you're looking for a serious relationship. Also if you love to cuddle and marathon shows and movies and can do so without being on your phone the entire time.
Also, if I look at your profile and didn't message you, it doesn't mean that I'm not interested. I just don't know what to say more often than I do.