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shagstafah

21 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm Alex. I'm lookingfor a serious relationship. I'm bad at summarizing myself. I'm also socially retarded. I work 3rd shift full time. I'm a pretty big movie and show nerd. My favorite things to do are watch movies, my favorite shows, play video games, be with friends, be at the bar, eat, sleep, other stuff... I try to put everything in a comical light. I'm really bad at talking to new people. I over think everything.
What I’m doing with my life
"I'm going to live forever or die trying."
I’m really good at
Not knowing what I'm good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Idunno... piercings? i'm short? other such blasphemies...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
Anything by Dean Koontz. Specifically Odd Thomas
Movies
Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Clerks, Goon, The Avengers, Ip Man, Step Brothers, Bridesmaids, Stranger Than Fiction, Constantine, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Little Miss Sunshine, Let Me In, The Boondock Saints, Kick-Ass, Chronicle, A Scanner Darkly, I Love You, Man, Garden State, Spirited Away, SLC Punk, American Beauty, Avatar, Pacific Rim, The Blair Witch Project, Cabin In The Woods, Insidous, This Is The End
Shows
The Simpsons, Breaking Bad, The Twilight Zone, Malcolm In The Middle, Adventure Time, Penn & Teller, Freaks and Geeks, Stand Up Comedy, The Scary Door, HIMYM, Wilfred, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, Check It Out, Tim & Eric, The I.T. Crowd, WKUK, Friends, Bob's Burgers, Life (the BBC documentary)
Music
Whitechapel, All Shall Perish, Rose Funeral, Lamb of God, Amon Amarth, Dethklok, Mushroomhead,
Modest Mouse, Tegan and Sara, Mumford and Sons, Matt and Kim, 311, Skindred, Eminem, Hopsin, Florence And The Machine, Lily Allen, Deadmau5, The Glitch Mob, Mt. Eden, Nero, Moby
Food
1. Steak
2. Greek
3. Mexican
The six things I could never do without
(Not in order)
Cigarettes
PS4
Friends
The Internet
Northernlion
Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My head kind of works like Plinko or Peggle. It just bounces from thought to thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Marathoning a show, playing PS4, playing Pathfinder or Magic with my roommates, or getting way too far in to reddit due to boredom
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When i was a kid i thought Chunk from The Goonies was a girl.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to save me from my boredom and you're looking for a serious relationship.