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shagstafah

23 Columbus, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's Alex. I like to stay inside playing video games or marathonning shows/movies. Though I do enjoy going out in the woods or disc golfing and other things of that nature. I'm much more of the laid back chill guy than the opposite. I prefer to stay home on a Friday night rather than go out partying. Honestly I hate parties. I like trees and I just want someone to cuddle up and watch planet earth with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"I'm going to live forever or die trying."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games and not knowing what to do with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Idunno... piercings? i'm short? other such blasphemies...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Anything by Dean Koontz. Especially Odd Thomas. Crime & Punishment, The Stranger
Movies
The entire MCU, The Raid 1 & 2, The Road, John Wick, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Clerks, Goon, Ip Man, Step Brothers, Bridesmaids, Stranger Than Fiction, Constantine, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Little Miss Sunshine, Let Me In, The Boondock Saints, The ABC's of Death, Kick-Ass, Chronicle, A Scanner Darkly, Tropic Thunder, I Love You, Man, Garden State, Spirited Away, SLC Punk, Dr. Horrible, American Beauty, Pacific Rim, The Blair Witch Project, Cabin In The Woods, Insidous, Neighbors, This Is The End
Shows
The Simpsons, Breaking Bad, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Arrow, Flash, It's Always Sunny, Misfits, The Twilight Zone, Malcolm In The Middle, Adventure Time, Penn & Teller, Freaks and Geeks, Stand Up Comedy, Parks & Rec, HIMYM, Wilfred, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, Check It Out, VGHS, Wonder Showzen, The Guild, Tim & Eric, The I.T. Crowd, WKUK, Friends, Life and Planet Earth(the BBC documentaries)
Music
Deadmau5, The Glitch Mob, Mt. Eden, Nero, Moby, Bassnectar, Phutureprimitive, Flux Pavillion, Fatboy Slim, Tiesto, Krewella, Blackmill
Modest Mouse, Tegan and Sara, Mumford and Sons, Matt and Kim, Kid Cudi, Watsky, Childish Gambino, 311, Regina Spektor, Skindred, Eminem, Hopsin, Florence And The Machine, Lily Allen
Whitechapel, All Shall Perish, Rose Funeral, Lamb of God, Amon Amarth, Dethklok, Mushroomhead, Psychostick
Food
1. Steak (Rare)
2. Greek
3. Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(Not in order)
Cigarettes
PS4
Friends
The Internet
Northernlion
Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. My head kind of works like Plinko or Peggle. It just bounces from thought to thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually playing video games or watching movies. I'm not very exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When i was a kid i thought Chunk from The Goonies was a girl.
You should message me if
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You find me interesting and have similar interests. Should there be any other reason?