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shakenbake147

20 / M / straight / Single

Kāne‘ohe, Hawaii

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
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Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am ANGRY, (not really though), and a milkshake.

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My Self-Summary

I generally cry myself to sleep most nights after demeaning myself in front of a mirror because of the insecurity surrounding my light acne (its a joke people! HA HA ha ha I hate myself...).
Really though, I'm a socially awkward guy, but I'm not a creep (well, at least not wearing-human-skin creepy, just standard creepy). I'll eat anything, too. ANYTHING (sexual innuendos aside). I also really like parenthesis (can't you tell? [I like these even better!])
I'm not your stereotypical Marine...I don't know crap about cars or sports, and I barely go to the gym. I don't get drunk every night and I don't watch UFC. I do read reddit.com religiously, Discover magazine, and spend too much time on the internet.
I like to listen to people ramble, and I tend to ramble sometimes too.
I'm originally from Texas, but most don't believe it. I'm moderate-left wing, no accent, and I'm very open-minded. I belong in Europe or something...
Now in French
Je sais un peu de francais...mais je lise la langue de francais tres meuilleur. Je n'aime pas les femmes qui manquent l'intelligence...parce que je suis un peu stupide haha.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm in the Marine Corps, but I'm DEFINITELY going to college ASAP. Right now, I'm leaning towards a history major, or possibly aeronautical engineering.

I’m really good at

Nothing much, shooting I guess, but that's kinda psycho. I killed lots of flies in Iraq if that counts (that's FLIES in case you're reading fast. I never shot anyone.), but that's still pretty psycho. OH OH and I'm okay at billiards! And video games. So, pretty unspectacular in general.

The first things people usually notice about me

No pants. If its one of the days when someone makes me wear pants, it would have to be the stupid haircut.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I really don't feel like thinking of all the books, movies, music, and food I like. If that really matters to you, then that just sucks I guess. (okay, I'm not gonna hide it, I barely read. Bite me.)

The six things I could never do without

1. People. 2. My laptop. 3. Cell phone 4. That's about it. 5. No really, I'm done with this section. 6. I SAID I'M FREAKING DONE!!!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Abandoning everything and moving to South America just for the hell of it. Not sure why.
Also, I'm thoroughly addicted to current events and politics.

On a typical Friday night I am

Taming birds of prey. Seriously (not really). I don't go to clubs though, because a) it's expensive and b) I dance like an under-achieving platypus (not sure what a platypus dances like, but I'm sure it can't be too great)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I once got on my knees while my friend shot cheese whiz into my mouth from his crotch. I only realized that it looked THAT bad after the picture showed up on facebook. There, I said it, leave me alone.

You should message me if

you read this far.

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