Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
8 out of 9 doctors recommend reading this entire profile before
moving on with your life.
Ever get tired of online dating? Or even just dating in general?
Many sleepless nights wondering when that one person would come
that changes your life?
Ask your doctor about the new date named Corey. Tests have proven
that he improves happiness, snuggles like a champion, and knows how
to cook a dinner you'll never forget. Corey is suitable for both
great nights out a dive bar or a Netflix marathon on the couch at
home. He is not recommended for women who may be pregnant, cannot
laugh at bad jokes, or who refuse to help build epic blanket
Side effects include chronic giggles, loss of appetite for other
men, and the sudden loss of memory for what life was like before
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cashin checks and breakin necks? Ballin on a budget? Living the
ganster life of a stock broker? Mostly I'm dominating my career and
put smiles on faces on the weekend. That's what life's all about
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding Waldo. Seriously, I'm a pro.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So this one time when I was in 4th grade, I had some girls tell me
I had a "cute butt". I've been riding that train ever since so I'm
pretty sure that still holds true today.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies- I Love You Man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wolf of Wall
Street (that movie was totally written about my life...let me tell
Shows- New Girl, Married, HIMYM, anything on ESPN...
Food- Everything that I've never tried...if that makes sense. Love
trying new food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, friends, job, puppy, and electronics.
That's a short, boring list but I'm not a huge fan of that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get ahead in life. I'm on my way. I just need the last
puzzle pieces to fall into place, hence why I'm here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating an amazing dinner at some random restaurant I just found,
staying in and watching Ancient Aliens with friends, or working
out...yeah, I'm that dude sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never seen Avatar...or any of the Transformers movies. I have
no idea why, but I never did...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You seriously just read through all of that and haven't clicked
that Message button yet. I mean, something about me must have
intrigued you. That was a long read...and here you are at the end
still trying to decide. Also if you are looking for a
friendship/relationship or something more than just sex...if I just
wanted sex I wouldn't be here.
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