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26 Phoenix, AZ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
8 out of 9 doctors recommend reading this entire profile before moving on with your life.

Ever get tired of online dating? Or even just dating in general? Many sleepless nights wondering when that one person would come that changes your life?

Ask your doctor about the new date named Corey. Tests have proven that he improves happiness, snuggles like a champion, and knows how to cook a dinner you'll never forget. Corey is suitable for both great nights out a dive bar or a Netflix marathon on the couch at home. He is not recommended for women who may be pregnant, cannot laugh at bad jokes, or who refuse to help build epic blanket forts.

Side effects include chronic giggles, loss of appetite for other men, and the sudden loss of memory for what life was like before Corey.

Caution: Leaving this profile without inquiring about Corey may lead to hair loss and stress over reading the same generic online profiles and messages from the many ineffective dates on the market.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cashin checks and breakin necks? Ballin on a budget? Living the ganster life of a stock broker? Mostly I'm dominating my career and put smiles on faces on the weekend. That's what life's all about right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding Waldo. Seriously, I'm a pro.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So this one time when I was in 4th grade, I had some girls tell me I had a "cute butt". I've been riding that train ever since so I'm pretty sure that still holds true today.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies- I Love You Man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wolf of Wall Street (that movie was totally written about my life...let me tell ya)

Shows- New Girl, Married, HIMYM, anything on ESPN...

Food- Everything that I've never tried...if that makes sense. Love trying new food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, friends, job, puppy, and electronics.
That's a short, boring list but I'm not a huge fan of that question...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get ahead in life. I'm on my way. I just need the last puzzle pieces to fall into place, hence why I'm here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating an amazing dinner at some random restaurant I just found, staying in and watching Ancient Aliens with friends, or working out...yeah, I'm that dude sometimes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never seen Avatar...or any of the Transformers movies. I have no idea why, but I never did...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You seriously just read through all of that and haven't clicked that Message button yet. I mean, something about me must have intrigued you. That was a long read...and here you are at the end still trying to decide. Also if you are looking for a friendship/relationship or something more than just sex...if I just wanted sex I wouldn't be here.