Girls want a guy that's a family man? I buy my mom flowers monthly just to remind her she's awesome.
Girls want a guy with a sense of humor? I once burned a stand up comic so bad he was speechless.
Girls want a guy with ambition? I'm the youngest stock broker in my department at my firm.
Girls want a guy who is loyal? I've survived an 8 year relationship with no lying, cheating, or deceit.
Girls want a guy with confidence? I can walk in to a room full of millionaires with a smile on my face and a pen in hand, ready to do some business.
In short, online dating is rough. Girls want these things. I've got these things. Why are we still playing the profile game and not exchanging messages?