Phoenix! The time has come for me to really learn this city and the people in it! So here's the situation. I am new to the city, don't know anyone, and will soon be making a lot of new friends. I'm pretty sure that will include you soon as long as you click that Message button over there.

I moved here for a new adventure. Left behind friends, family, the whole works...I have a great job that I am getting better at every day. It is time for me to begin building my empire. So far in this quest, I have acquired a solid apartment, a very fulfilling and promising career, and the newest addition is the cutest English Bulldog puppy you have ever seen (honestly, check my pictures and challenge me with a picture of a cuter bulldog...don't think it can be done). Now all I'm missing are the people who want to roll with me through this venture. Prepare, this is going to be a hell of a good time.

If I say being an amazing boyfriend does that make me an ass? Well if it doesn't then I'm going to stick with that. Every profile I read says a girl is looking for a chivalrous man and most guys claim to have that on lock down. Once again, please test me on it. I've been studying and preparing for years. That test would be CAKE! (All good relationships should include cake BTW).

And if saying I'm an amazing boyfriend does make me an ass...then unread that last paragraph and replace it with the cliched answer of "making people laugh" (which I am good at but who doesn't believe they are good at making people laugh?)

So this one time when I was in 4th grade, I had some girls tell me I had a "cute butt". I've been riding that train ever since so I'm pretty sure that still holds true today.

How bout you tell me what you noticed. Good or bad, it doesn't matter. Most people don't ever tell you what their first impression was of somebody. I'm giving you that chance right now. Do you feel I'm an over confident ass? Do you think I'm incredibly good looking? How bout a perfect partner for doubles badminton?

Here's a fun topic...
Books- I was in the middle of reading (if you want to call it that) Where's Waldo? In Hollywood, but my puppy decided to eat that book. So I've been reading through some old Calvin and Hobbes comics lately. Something light and fun to help keep life in perspective after the seriousness of work. I just read Phil Jackson's "The Last Season" not long ago and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Movies- Huge comedy fan. Witty comedy though, stay away from poop and fart jokes. One of my favorite scenes ever is the "you know how I know you're gay" scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin...gets me every time.

Shows- How I Met Your Mother and Dexter...that is all. Ok not really but I can watch any horrible TV show if I wanted. I just prefer not to get sucked into it.

Music- Prepare for honesty...pop music. Not just any pop music, but even girly pop music. I mean it's always sooooo catchy and easy to sing in the car. I've had too many great times singing Kelly Clarkson songs. Also love Theory of a Deadman and several other rock bands, but I'm not all that picky about my music.

Food- BBQ...hands down. I'm always down for trying new food and all that other stuff, but if BBQ is in play for something to eat then I'm pretty sure you can't lose.

My family, friends, job, puppy, and electronics.
That's a short, boring list but I'm not a huge fan of that question...

How to get ahead in life. I'm on my way. I just need the last puzzle pieces to fall into place, hence why I'm here.

Still trying to figure that one out. There are a lot of different answers I could give, but the one constant is that it always ends in me coming home to my puppy and preparing to sleep in on Saturday. I'm not really that into the whole bar scene but that won't stop me from having a good time if that is where the fun happens to be. I would rather be spending time with friends where I'm guaranteed to have a good time!

I've never seen Avatar...or any of the Transformers movies. I have no idea why, but I never did...

You seriously just read through all of that and haven't clicked that Message button yet. I mean, something about me must have intrigued you. That was a long read...and here you are at the end still trying to decide. Also if you are looking for a friendship/relationship or something more than just sex...if I wanted that I wouldn't be here.

In the next few weeks I will make friends and eventually find that special someone. That's going to happen. The question is, why aren't you a part of that adventure yet?