Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Stay classy Phoenix, and thanks for stopping by!
Girls want a guy that's a family man? I buy my mom flowers monthly
just to remind her she's awesome.
Girls want a guy with a sense of humor? I once burned a stand up
comic so bad he was speechless.
Girls want a guy with ambition? I'm the youngest stock broker in my
department at my firm.
Girls want a guy who is loyal? I've survived an 8 year relationship
with no lying, cheating, or deceit.
Girls want a guy with confidence? I can walk in to a room full of
millionaires with a smile on my face and a pen in hand, ready to do
In short, online dating is rough. Girls want these things. I've got
these things. Why are we still playing the profile game and not
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved here for a new adventure. Left behind friends, family, the
whole works...I have a great job that I am getting better at every
day. It is time for me to begin building my empire. So far in this
quest, I have acquired a solid apartment, a very fulfilling and
promising career, and the newest addition is the cutest English
Bulldog puppy you have ever seen (honestly, check my pictures and
challenge me with a picture of a cuter bulldog...don't think it can
be done). Now all I'm missing are the people who want to roll with
me through this venture. Prepare, this is going to be a hell of a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If I say being an amazing boyfriend does that make me an ass? Well
if it doesn't then I'm going to stick with that. Every profile I
read says a girl is looking for a chivalrous man and most guys
claim to have that on lock down. Once again, please test me on it.
I've been studying and preparing for years. That test would be
CAKE! (All good relationships should include cake BTW).
And if saying I'm an amazing boyfriend does make me an ass...then
unread that last paragraph and replace it with the cliched answer
of "making people laugh" (which I am good at but who doesn't
believe they are good at making people laugh?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So this one time when I was in 4th grade, I had some girls tell me
I had a "cute butt". I've been riding that train ever since so I'm
pretty sure that still holds true today.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's a fun topic...
Books- I was in the middle of reading (if you want to call it that)
Where's Waldo? In Hollywood, but my puppy decided to eat that book.
So I've been reading through some old Calvin and Hobbes comics
lately. Something light and fun to help keep life in perspective
after the seriousness of work. I just read Phil Jackson's "The Last
Season" not long ago and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Movies- Huge comedy fan. Witty comedy though, stay away from poop
and fart jokes. One of my favorite scenes ever is the "you know how
I know you're gay" scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin...gets me
Shows- How I Met Your Mother and Dexter...that is all. Ok not
really but I can watch any horrible TV show if I wanted. I just
prefer not to get sucked into it.
Music- Prepare for honesty...pop music. Not just any pop music, but
even girly pop music. I mean it's always sooooo catchy and easy to
sing in the car. I've had too many great times singing Kelly
Clarkson songs. Also love Theory of a Deadman and several other
rock bands, but I'm not all that picky about my music.
Food- BBQ...hands down. I'm always down for trying new food and all
that other stuff, but if BBQ is in play for something to eat then
I'm pretty sure you can't lose.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, friends, job, puppy, and electronics.
That's a short, boring list but I'm not a huge fan of that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get ahead in life. I'm on my way. I just need the last
puzzle pieces to fall into place, hence why I'm here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still trying to figure that one out. There are a lot of different
answers I could give, but the one constant is that it always ends
in me coming home to my puppy and preparing to sleep in on
Saturday. I'm not really that into the whole bar scene but that
won't stop me from having a good time if that is where the fun
happens to be. I would rather be spending time with friends where
I'm guaranteed to have a good time!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never seen Avatar...or any of the Transformers movies. I have
no idea why, but I never did...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You seriously just read through all of that and haven't clicked
that Message button yet. I mean, something about me must have
intrigued you. That was a long read...and here you are at the end
still trying to decide. Also if you are looking for a
friendship/relationship or something more than just sex...if I
wanted that I wouldn't be here.
In the next few weeks I will make friends and eventually find that
special someone. That's going to happen. The question is, why
aren't you a part of that adventure yet?
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