Hey there menfolk! Welcome.

Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I like to use the word 'fortnight'.

I'm very much into comedy and get a rush out of making people laugh. It's always been a dream of mine to pursue stand up. Im pretty sure that if I were a dude, I'd be killing it but then you probably wouldn't be checking out my profile.

Love to travel and see new places. Like, I really love it. I also love music (especially live), quality tv (oxymoron?), meeting new people, sleep, reading, Guinness, jokes, mexican food, art, board games (no, really), animals (except snakes!), swimming and my final horribly cliche interest would be hanging out with friends and family. I have to say, I'm often in the company of some really rad people.

I'm a sucker for a guy with tattoos (I have a couple myself) and a sense of humor. Oh, and be nice. That's a good quality too.

I would like to have kids one day. Two days tops...

As shallow as this may sound, I feel like you can tell alot about someone from their shoe choice.

And apparently, judging from this little blurb, I really like parentheses.

Livin', man, just livin'...

Looking for someone to enjoy it with.

Not being able to think of witty things to write about myself on an internet dating site.

I've been told that my smile is infectious...but you know what else is infectious? Crabs. So is that really a compliment?

I've often had strangers grab my arm and twist it around to get a better look at my tattoos and then proceed to ask if they are real. Stranger Danger!

Books-Historic fiction, David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell and others. I made a promise to myself to read five classic novels that I already should have read before I turn 30. Better get started on that...

Shows: Dexter, Workaholics, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, American Horror Story, Mad Men, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, The Killing, Curb, MST3K, Sons of Anarchy, Seinfeld, Shameless, anything on Investigation Discovery.

Movies-Zoolander, Inglourious Basterds, Office Space, The Life Aquatic, Natural Born Killers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, What About Bob, Airplane, True Romance, The Big Lebowski, Wet Hot American Summer, Mean Girls. BILL MURRAY. TARANTINO

Music- Always updating... Born Ruffians, Van Morrison, Grace Potter, Talking Heads, Paul Simon, Fleet Foxes, Local Natives, The Beatles, Otis Redding, Murder By Death, William Elliot Whitmore, Johnny Cash, Beastie Boys, Tribe Called Quest, The Head and the Heart, Josh Ritter, Say Anything, Alabama Shakes, Jack White, Fitz and the Tantrums, The War on Drugs, The Avett Brothers.

Food-SPICY mmmm. Recently went veggie. But only for personal taste. I'm not judgey about it. I totally understand if you can't imagine your life without bacon.

good food
good drink
good music
good company
oxygen
love

You!

friday night is never typical...

Some days I just wanna change my name to Viper and run away with a biker gang.

you like to write messages.

Let me answer some questions up front so you don't have to waste your time asking...

1. Actually, I do not have any interest in getting with a married man.

2. No thanks. I don't need a sugar daddy right now.

As much as I joke around and avoid being serious, I really am looking for that special someone. Is it YOU?