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shando9er

31 Wallingford, CT Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there menfolk! Welcome.

Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it, because I really like to use the word 'fortnight'.

I'm very much into comedy and get a rush out of making people laugh. It's always been a dream of mine to pursue stand up. I'm pretty sure that if I were a dude, I'd be killing it but then you probably wouldn't be checking out my profile.

Love to travel and see new places. Like, I really love it. I also love music (especially live), quality tv (oxymoron?), meeting new people, sleep, reading, Guinness, yoga, jokes, mexican food, art, whiskey, board games (no, really), animals (except snakes!), tea, craft beer, nature, travel, swimming and my final horribly cliche interest would be hanging out with friends and family. I have to say, I'm often in the company of some really rad people.

I'm a sucker for a guy with tattoos (I have a couple myself) and a sense of humor. Oh, and be nice. That's a good quality too. Beards don't hurt either.

I would like to have kids one day. Two days tops...

As shallow as this may sound, I feel like you can tell alot about someone from their shoe choice.

And apparently, judging from this little blurb, I really like parentheses.
What I’m doing with my life
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Livin', man, just livin'...

Looking for someone to enjoy it with.

To be a tad more specific, I am currently working on my masters after leaving the corporate world behind. Translation: I'm a broke ass student. But that's not like a forever thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being able to think of witty things to write about myself on an internet dating site.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that my smile is infectious...but you know what else is infectious? Crabs. So is that really a compliment?

I've often had strangers grab my arm and twist it around to get a better look at my tattoos and then proceed to ask if they are real. Stranger Danger!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-Historic fiction. Currently reading A Song of Ice and Fire Series. Have plans to dip into some classics when I'm done reading text books.

Shows: On the netflix grind. Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Animal Planet, American Horror Story, Curb, MST3K, Seinfeld, Shameless, anything on Investigation Discovery. GAME OF THRONES. OITNB. True Detective.

Movies-Zoolander, Inglourious Basterds, Office Space, The Life Aquatic, Natural Born Killers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, What About Bob, Airplane, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Big Lebowski, Wet Hot American Summer, Mean Girls. BILL MURRAY. TARANTINO

Music- A wide range. Classics like Johnny Cash & The Beatles. Folksy, bluesy, americana. Some indie stuff. I'll get down with some funk. Love going to shows.

Food-SPICY mmmm. Recently went veggie. But only for personal taste. I'm not judgey about it. I totally understand if you can't imagine your life without bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good food
good drink
good music
good company
oxygen
love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ways to be happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
busy being typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have inside jokes with myself.
You should message me if
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you like to write messages.

The following are my responses to some FAQ to spare you the time and energy:

1. Actually, I do not have any interest in getting with a married man.

2. No thanks. I don't need a sugar daddy right now.

3. It's 3am. Get off okcupid.

As much as I joke around, I truly am looking for that special someone. Is it YOU?

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