Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there menfolk! Welcome.
Sometimes, when something really great happens to me, I like to
wait two weeks before I tell anyone about it because I really like
to use the word 'fortnight'.
If you can make me laugh, I like you. If I can make you laugh, I
like you even more.
Love to travel and see new places. Like, I really love it. I also
love music (especially live), quality tv (oxymoron?), meeting new
people, sleep, reading, craft beer, yoga, jokes, mexican food, art,
whiskey, board games (no, really), animals (except snakes!), tea,
more beer, hiking, swimming and my final horribly cliche interest
would be hanging out with friends and family. I have to say, I'm
often in the company of some really rad people.
I'm a sucker for a guy with tattoos (I have a couple myself) and a
sense of humor. Oh, and be nice. That's a good quality too. Beards
don't hurt either.
I would like to have kids one day. Two days tops...
As shallow as this may sound, I feel like you can tell alot about
someone from their shoe choice.
And apparently, judging from this little blurb, I also really like
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Livin', man, just livin'...
Looking for someone to enjoy it with.
To be a tad more specific, I am currently working on my masters
after leaving the corporate world behind. Translation: I'm a broke
ass student. But that's not like a forever thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being able to think of witty things to write about myself on an
internet dating site.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that my smile is infectious...but you know what else
is infectious? Crabs. So is that really a compliment?
I've often had strangers grab my arm and twist it around to get a
better look at my tattoos and then proceed to ask if they are real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-Historic fiction. Currently reading A Song of Ice and Fire
Series. Have plans to dip into some classics when I'm done reading
Shows: On the netflix grind. Breaking Bad, Arrested Development,
Mad Men, Animal Planet, American Horror Story, Curb, MST3K,
Seinfeld, Shameless, anything on Investigation Discovery. GAME OF
THRONES. OITNB. True Detective. Better Call Saul.
Movies-Zoolander, Inglourious Basterds, Office Space, The Life
Aquatic, Natural Born Killers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, What
About Bob, Airplane, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Big Lebowski,
Wet Hot American Summer, Mean Girls. BILL MURRAY. TARANTINO
Music- A wide range. Classics like Johnny Cash & The Beatles.
Folksy, bluesy, americana. Some indie stuff. I'll get down with
some funk. I'll get down with some punk. Love going to shows.
Food-SPICY mmmm. Recently went veggie. But only for personal taste.
I'm not judgey about it. I totally understand if you can't imagine
your life without bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have inside jokes with myself.
You should message me if
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you like to write messages.
The following are my responses to some FAQ to spare you the time
1. Actually, I do not have any interest in getting with a married
2. No thanks. I don't need a sugar daddy right now.
3. I'm afraid I'm fresh out of pictures of my boobs.
As much as I joke around, I truly am looking for that special
someone. Is it YOU?
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