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25 Shandon, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 3:12am
Indian, White
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life is like a horse, wearing a suit, smoking a cigar: hard to explain.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good fucking question.

I'm an officer in the Navy. Doin' navy stuff. It's a decent gig. Not exactly my dream job, but it suits my nomadic lifestyle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, making bad puns, taking stupid pictures, origami cranes, communicating entirely in sound effects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm shorter than people expect me to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Catch 22, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, On The Road, anything by Vonnegut
Movies: Hook, Dead Poets Society, Stranger than Fiction, Tank Girl, Cabin in the Woods
Shows: Firefly, How I met your Mother, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Archer, Twin Peaks
Music: Jethro Tull, Gogol Bordello, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Queers, Stiff Little Fingers, John Lee Hooker, Andrew Bird, The Hot Club of San Fransisco, Johnny Cash etc. (ask me what I DON'T like. It's a shorter list)
Food: Italian, Indian, Thai, homemade. I like food. Food is love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good food
2. Good Music
3. Good company
4. BEER!
5. coffee coffee coffee
6. pockets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why more things don't have pockets in them. Dinosaurs. Bears. How strategically advantageous the place I'm currently in would be in defending against a zombie outbreak. How time travel is going to affect verb tenses. Zombie bears.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something usually. Sometimes there's booze involved. Sometimes live music. Sometimes shelter dogs. Always sentence fragments.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am completely unable to keep houseplants alive. Don't ever ask me to water your plants if you go out of town. They will die.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want. It's a free country.

I'm a busy person and I travel a lot, so if I don't get back to you right away...whoops?