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35 Bridgewater, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:54am
Pansexual, Sapiosexual
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Body Type
Average build
Other and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Let's see. . . Short, bearded, shaven headed. I'm really into horror movies, even- no. . .ESPECIALLY the cheesy ones. Geeky tendencies in the form of comedy, satire, and anime with some gaming (parlez-vous OWOD?) thrown in for fun.

I love to cook, I make an awesome lamb stew and a great garlic spaghetti. Alton Brown is a demi god (or maybe a Son of Ether)?

I'm a learning junkie, even though I'm not in school currently. Occultism, Spirituality, Philosophy, Religion, I'm a voracious reader of it all (and for extra geek points, I tend to take notes as I read. Bad habits are hard to break after all).

I'm in a poly relationship with smallraven, and we have been living in our hobbit house for two years now and it only took us six months to finally be rid of the great box citadel in the dining room. We even started using the work room for actual work. Who'd have thought?

I am a firm beleiver that many of life's more socially akward situations can be diffused with the cunning use of sock puppets.

I am silly, empathetic, and introspective.
What I’m doing with my life
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Massage therapist by day, mad scientist by night. Drinking pumpkin beer and watching Top Chef with my fam. Packing bento boxes. Singing kirtan in my car. Snuggling. Having late night half asleep rambles. Drinking coffee, quitting coffee. Starting riots.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massage (which is good because I need to pay the bills!). Making up songs. Making people laugh. Listening. Making a good bloody mary. Organizing. Dancing like no one's watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm pretty short for a guy, and then my puckish charm . . .or the sock puppets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kali's Odiyya, Initiation into Hermetics, The Anita Blake series, The Merry Gentry series, the Elminster series, the Valdimar series, the Drizzt series, Evolutionary Witchcraft, The Aghora Trillogy, the Dune Saga, American Gods

Movies: Monty Python, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Order, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Alien, The Exorcist, Saved, Batman Begins, Subspecies, Vampire Journals, Interview with the Vampire, Ginger Snaps, Oceans 11, Repo!, Rocky Horror, Nightmare before Christmas

Music: Most music is good. Favorite band is Pink Floyd. Genre wise: jazz, blues, industrial, metal, goth, new wave, trance, a bit of new age, classical, big band, and even some small bit of country and blue grass.

Food: Sushi, Steak Sashimi, traditional Italian, comfort food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love. A well stocked kitchen. Books. Comfy pants. Family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why has smallraven made me care about GossipGirl? What makes a magical system work? Nigela Lawson. What would Noah Bennett do? Alchemy and how to do lab experiments in a condo with no fume hood. Making Hermeticism work. Doing what I love and still somehow turning a profit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having dinner parties. Inpromptu dance parties. Dinering. Drinking with a bunch of talented brewers at their house/brewery/mancave complex. Getting to stay up late like a grown up. Watching live Burlesque now that there is a local place to do so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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On occasion I might dance around to Harry Belefonte while I cook, a la Beetlejuice. It happens more often than you think.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to geek out about gaming, the occult, tv, books, whatever. If you work retail slave hours while all your friends are 9-5'ers. If you're poly and find me irresistable. ;)