sharingmonkey
36 / m / straight / single
Seattle, Washington, United States
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sardonic, surreal, and sociable
My self-summary Propose an edit
I value family and community above all other things. I'm socially
conscious but not as politically active as I'd like to be. I'm very
easy to get along with. I'm a good person to talk to about
anything.
I work hard and play
hard whenever I can. I sometimes like to get dressed up even
though the occasion may not require it. I am very sociable. I love
going out and meeting new people. Oddly enough that boldness
doesn't come through over the internet. I'm addicted to facebook apps
and tower
defense games.
I realize the women on this site get a lot of sketchy messages from
guys, so i'm not sure if I happen to fall into that category, or if
I just get ignored as a precaution. Thing is, I'd rather get a
"fuck off" response than no response at all. Anyone who messages me
gets a response, and it'll always be nice.
I'm open-minded and non-judgmental. My friend network is very
diverse and i'm open to expanding it further. The only people I
don't have time for are the narrow-minded.
I am a proud father of two boys (ages 9 and 13). I like to do
activities that include them as much as I like to get away for
"adult" time. Being that my kids are an important part of my life I
would prefer to meet moms or moms at heart.
I hate talking about myself for extended periods of time. I
probably haven't said much, but I feel like i'm done. Maybe i'll
add more later. Of course, you could always message me...
What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit
Well, let's see... I am maintaining a career and raising my kids,
but that is the everyday stuff. For fun I am trying as many hobbies
as I can. Currently I am into hiking, skiing, mountain biking, motorcycling,
tinkering with cellphones and other gadgets and recently I went
crabbing. I am also looking to share what I am doing with someone
else.
I'm really good at Propose an edit
- telling offensive, inappropriate jokes
- cooking
- making electronic or mechanical things work
- taking conversations on wierd tangents
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit
People either notice my hair or that I am tall
My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit
books:
anything Vonnegut, Infinite Jest, American Gods, Schopenhauer's
Telescope, Prometheus Rising, Cryptonomicon, Neuromancer
movies:
No Country for Old Men, anything Tarantino, Life Aquatic with Steve
Zissou, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blues Brothers, Pi,
Being John Malkovich
music:
Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Dwight Yokam, White Stripes, Prodigy, VAST,
Notorious BIG, Cannibal Ox, Jane's Addiction, The Fleshtones
food:
Indian, Thai, Ethiopian, Mexican, Italian, Cambodian, Vietnamese
The six things I could never do without Propose an edit
Aside from the obvious:
Friends
Intimacy
Music
Internet
Cell phone
Coffee
Oh wait, judging by every other profile I have seen the above list
is now at the base of Maslow's pyramid as well. Here is one that
isn't so generic:
Heated seats
in my car
A good trail in the woods to hike
Gravity to power
my favorite sports of mountain biking and skiing
A new gadget to
play with
My hottub
Spicy ethnic take-out of some sort nearby
I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit
How to make my cell phone/mp3 player/whatever gadget I have do
things that they weren't supposed to. Seriously I love to hack my
gadgets.
On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit
I live on the eastside and get really bored so I like to go into my
neighbor's chicken coop late at night and crow like a rooster just
to see if the hens will lay more eggs. I did get the personality
award for being "more cocky".
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit
I am polyamorous and currently living
with one partner. I would not say that I'm actively looking for
other partners as much as I am people to hang out with. I'm open to
more than that, but just having someone to spend time with is very
good
You should message me if Propose an edit
you would like to learn swing dancing with me
you like to watch live music
you enjoy getting to know people over a meal
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My personality awards
Questions He Cares About View all
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- Would you rather...
- · be tied up during sex
- · do the tying
- · avoid bondage all together
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- Would you--for any reason--read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permission?
- · Yes, they shouldn't be keeping secrets anyway.
- · Yes, I'd be too curious not to.
- · Only if I suspected them of something.
- · No, I'd trust them and that would be invasive.
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- Your partner seems to be developing a pattern of verbal abuse toward you. You have already called them on it, but the problem continues to worsen. Which would be closest to your reaction?
- · I'd change my behavior to minimize conflict.
- · I'd end the relationship.
- · I'd recommend help and hope for improvement.
- · I'd take other steps to fix the problem.
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- How much affection can you tolerate?
- · Inifinite
- · Most of it.
- · A little bit.
- · Get off me!!
Tests He's Taken View all
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
|---|---|---|
| Title | His Result | Your Result |
| Do You Dali ? | Very Knowledgable! | Take it! |
| Name The Heavy Metal/Hair Band Who Hit The Charts With This Monster Ballad Quiz | 90% Teased! | Take it! |
| The What Math Function You Are? Test | y=lnx | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Hand-Raiser | Take it! |
| The Sexual Turn-ons Test | The Passionate Lover | Take it! |







