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sharkeyfarmer

25 F Henrico, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:45am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have the best cat in the world; the other one is -just okay-.
I have three jobs that are very similar but make my taxes confusing.
I'm prone to seasonal malaise.
Barring certain factors, I can guarantee I've seen more movies than you... 85% chance. I'm not a businessman.

85% chance you're a better businessman than me.
What I’m doing with my life
little to no capitalization in general.
I’m really good at
naps. cooking. fighting with children. anything artsy that requires hands. no, seriously- if it made any sense at all I would say I can sew my way out of a bag.

I could sew my way INTO a bag. Dibs on the impending performance art piece.
The first things people usually notice about me
the blood of my enemies spattered on my jumper

but really, I'm a bit short, my eyes are greenish, my head is huge, and my butt is too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the best ones-

mostly horror

mostly comedy

mostly alienating

Beach House.

mostly anything if it's bite sized but based on larger items.

I haven't given up on The Walking Dead, and I read the latest issue of I am a Hero in French because I was too impatient to wait for the English translation.
The six things I could never do without
Toilet paper, a writing utensil and pad, hands, liquids, shelter, air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what a man-pony would look like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once binge watched 16 and Pregnant, followed by Teen Mom.

I'm not allergic to peanuts.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You aren't allergic to peanuts either.