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sharkeyfarmer

26 Henrico, VA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:46pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have the best cat in the world; the other one is -just okay-.
I have three jobs that are very similar but make my taxes confusing.
I'm prone to seasonal malaise.
Barring certain factors, I can guarantee I've seen more movies than you... 85% chance. I'm not a businessman.

85% chance you're a better businessman than me.

Been with Radanax since 1/2012, sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obsessively playing KoL
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
naps. cooking. fighting with children. anything artsy that requires hands. no, seriously- if it made any sense at all I would say I can sew my way out of a bag.

I could sew my way INTO a bag. Dibs on the impending performance art piece.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the blood of my enemies spattered on my jumper

but really, I'm a bit short, my eyes are greenish, my head is huge, and my butt is too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
the best ones-

mostly horror

mostly comedy

mostly alienating

Beach House.

mostly anything if it's bite sized but based on larger items.

I haven't given up on The Walking Dead, and I read the latest issue of I am a Hero in French because I was too impatient to wait for the English translation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toilet paper, a writing utensil and pad, hands, liquids, shelter, air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what a man-pony would look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
braiding pubes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once binge watched 16 and Pregnant, followed by Teen Mom.

I'm not allergic to peanuts.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't allergic to peanuts either.

You'll follow your boasting of "seeing way more movies" with the number of titles you've rated on Netflix.

You want to show me your tumblr.

You'll say more than "hey"