I've just given in and joined twitter @shaun_of_abitch

You know those people that just sit there grinning with drool running out of the corner of their mouths? The ones that whenever you ask them how they are, they always say 'Oh fine thanks,' even if they've lost a limb?

I think i'm a bit like that.

Tell me filthy jokes and i'll laugh like a drain. Give me sweets and i'll love you till you die... then i'll go through your pockets just to check you don't have anymore sweets.

Then i'll bum the corpse.

I shouldn't have typed that.

I am uncoordinated, a filthmonger, and funriffic

Working my way through it at a reasonable pace. I tend to live at about a rate of one year per year. Give or take.

Being terribly nice to people and dancing badly. Oh and i look confused a lot. Well, i SAY confused but it probably looks more like constipation or a stroke.

My jetpack.

Books: Vonnegut, Hesse, Conan Doyle, John Buchan

Films: Woody Allen, Marx Brothers, Harold & Maude, Best in Show, Hitchcock, Billy Wilder, All About Eve... Caddyshack 2...

Music: Talking Heads, Royksopp, Tom Waits, Dan Black, Suede, Roxy Music, Django Reinhart, Neu, Can, Mowtown, punk... even prog. *cough*

Food: Anything that's, you know, good.

Should i mention other things? I think i probably should-

I read a lot of comics. It's a medium that I'm passionate about. Hergé, Kirby, Tardi, Clowes, Ware, Barry, Los Bros Hernandez. Bring em on.

Maths is good stuff. Number theory, group theory, mathematical logic, calculus. All that lovely stuff. It's really very sexy. Very.

Comics, Annie Hall, bacon, a good window to stare out of, tweed, Jack Daniels.

Actually, the Jack Daniels thing is probably not true. I just like decent booze.

Fart gags. Boob jokes.

Thinking about whose house to rob whilst they're all out boogying up a storm.

one of my legs is far more attractive than the other. It's not that the other one's ugly... it just doesn't make as much of a effort to look nice, y'know?

You like talking shit to flirty cunts. OR you like talking about baking, comics, bad jokes, why bad jokes are good and sweets.