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shauns85

24 / M / gay / Single

Columbia, Missouri

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shaun is **hilarious** and such a nice guy. couldn't ask for a better co-worker. oh, and if i view your profile, it's because shaun asked me... read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English

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I am hilarious, intriguing, and honest.

My Self-Summary

I always hate filling these out...not because I'm a boring person but because I'm the complete opposite! I could write a whole entire series of books about myself and my life. They would totally be made into Summer blockbuster movies...Jonathan Lipnicki would play me as a teenager and Leonardo DiCaprio would play me as an adult. Not sure who would play me as a child...I haven't really thought of that part yet!

I've got a good paying job that I enjoy alot. I come from a good family and I have awesome friends. The only thing that I'm missing is the dog and the boy. Maybe, if I get a dog I could take it for a walk everyday in the park and that would lead me to get a boy....hmmmm to the Pet Store I go!

I'm pretty much an open book so if you ever want to know more about me other then what's on here then by all means ask me!

What I’m doing with my life

Right now I'm working full time and just enjoying life and coming on here everyday...in hopes that someday I would find somebody on here that would be worth the time of getting to know.

I plan on going back to college in the fall...not sure what I'll major in...probably business management or possibly history. I guess I will figure it out when the time comes! Part of me wants to teach children and then part of me wants to be a CEO of a company....

I’m really good at

I'm really good at making people laugh! It's never a dull moment with me...being funny just comes natural for me! All my friends say that cameras should follow me all the time! My life would make an excellent reality show or sitcom but not a drama cause there just isn't enough chaos or drama to have a very successful drama show and I would like to keep it that way!

The first things people usually notice about me

The first thing people usually notice about me is my eyes. I've been told that I have beautiful blue eyes. Everyone always asks me if I wear contacts...the asnswer is yes I do wear contacts but they are not colored contacts nor do they help enhance the blue color in my eyes. I've had iced blue eyes since I was a child!

The other thing that people will usually notice about me is my smile! I'm always happy, upbeat, and pretty positive. I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason so I just go with the flow. I don't stress out very easily and if something bad or stressful happens in my life then I just shrug my shoulders and deal with it.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I finally finished reading Angels and Demons. It took me forever but I really enjoyed it. I tend to read alot of History books like World War II because I'm fascinated with that time period. I also enjoy reading about other countries ecspecially ones that are in Africa. I'm currently reading Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue." I'm actually enjoying it! She intrigues me!

Here is some of my favorite movies: A Beautiful Mind, Bordertown, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Saw Series, Crash, The Lion King, Riding in Cars with Boys, Boys on the Side, Never Been Kissed, Anaconda, Batman & Robin, Monster's Ball, The Queen, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Bridges of Madison County, An Unfinished Life, Enough, Anna and the King, I Dreamed of Africa, Hotel Rwanda, Things We Lost In The Fire, Australia, and The Bodyguard

Top 5 Fav Actors
1. Leonardo DiCaprio
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Chow Yun-Fat
4. Morgan Freeman
5. Kevin Costner

Top 5 Fav Actresses
1. Drew Barrymore
2. Meryl Streep
3. Nicole Kidman
4. Jennifer Lopez
5. Cate Blanchett and Kim Basinger

I'm a huge music fan. I have over 900 cds! I'm not big on Top 40. I'll listen to it sometimes but I usually won't go buy an album from artists like Kanye West or Katy Perry. By the way, I hate BEYONCE with a passion!

My Top 3 Albums of all time are:
1. Poses - Rufus Wainwright
2. Skin - Melissa Etheridge
3. Tapestry - Carol King

Here are some of the artists that I enjoy: Aimee Mann, Alanis Morissette, Amos Lee, Beth Orton, BRANDI CARLILE, Brett Dennen, Bruce Springsteen, Casey Stratton, Celine Dion, Collective Soul, CYNDI LAUPER, Damien Rice, Dar Williams, Darius Rucker, DARREN HAYES, Gavin Degraw, EMMYLOU HARRIS, Hootie and the Blowfish, INGRID MICHAELSON, Jann Arden, Joan Osborne, John Mellencamp, Jon Secada, Joni Mitchell, Kasey Chambers, Kate Bush, Kate Miller-Heidke, Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Marie Presley, Lucinda Williams, Melissa Etheridge, PITBULL, Rachael Yamagata, Ray LaMontagne, RICKY MARTIN, Robbie Williams, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, Sarah Brightman, Sarah McLachlan, Savage Garden, SERENA RYDER, Tina Turner, TORI AMOS, and Tracy Chapman...just to name a few!

I don't watch a whole lot of tv but I do however buy tv shows on dvd!

Some of my favorite shows are: OZ, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Dark Angel, Star Trek: Voyager, Earth: Final Conflict, SeaQuest DSV, The Closer, Queer as Folk, Brothers and Sisters, X-Files, The Nanny and I'm the biggest BAYWATCH fan ever!

As you can tell...I'm a slight SciFi nerd! Oh well it could be worse I guess!

My favorite food is cheesecake! I also really like Mexican, Chinese, and seafood. I could eat sushi everyday of my life and never get bored of it and did I mention that I LOVE CHEESECAKE?!

The six things I could never do without

1. My toothbrush
2. My friends
3. My Mom
4. TROPS/Alcohol
5. Cheesecake
6. MUSIC

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I also think about random things alot like..Seriously why is the sky blue? Is the grass really greener on the other side? Who shot JR on Dallas?

And most recently something that I'm sure has been on everybody's mind:

What's going to happen to Bubble's the pet monkey now that Michael Jackson has passed away?

On a typical Friday night I am

I'm usually working till like 10pm on Friday's then hanging out with my roommates: Matt and Amanda! We are usually hitting up the clubs here in town, gay and straight, or we are sitting down at some restraunt eatting dinner and drinking margaritas!

If I'm not out with my friends then I'm at home in my bed watching a movie.

I've recently become interested in video games again so you will probably find me in my room trying to get Lara Croft to jump from one ledge all the way over to another ledge which is like 50 feet away! Which by the way doesn't end well because she falls to her death and then I have to start the level all over! God I hate that but I refuse to cheat!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I LIKE BOYS! Oh wait that isn't very private! Hmmmm I usually sleep with out any clothes on!

My friends think that I'm not normal because I don't drink soda or coffee and I don't like chocolate or potato chips!

and

"When I think about you I touch myself......
Ooh I dont want anybody else" Gotta love 80's music!

You should message me if

You can message me if you aren't a creepy old man!

Please do not message me if you are a married man!

If you are a straight woman who thinks she can make me switch to the "dark side" then don't waste your time!

And don't message me if you are a boy who wears more makeup then a Mary Kay Consultant!

Oh and don't message me if you are stuck up bitch! Because no one likes a stuck up bitch!