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shawnhitchens

22 Singapore, Singapore Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HimynameisShawn. I like dancing in the rain and catching butterflies in my sleep. I'm also clinically insane. Well, not really.
I love,
1) Reading and Writing
2)Music. Who doesn't, right? Except I would DIE WITHOUT IT.
No, seriously.
3)Enumerating things
4)Strumming my guitar dolefully. And that sometimes leads to songs.(Some of my songs have been described as 'not totally horrible', and 'approaching semi-decent'.) Mediocre melancholics.
5)Football
6)Coffee

Oh, and I have the social skills of a lamppost. My dwindling self confidence is somewhat inhibiting. BUT I TRY!

I also cry way more than the average male(Ryan Gosling), as I'm as emotional as a 14 year old girl(Apologies to any 14 year old girls. And you shouldn't be here anyway. I'm too old. It's also past your bedtime). But hey, I'm human(OR AM I?).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently serving National Service. Someone shoot me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest.

Also, whenever I'm outside, I'm invariably saving drowning puppies, cats stuck in trees, orphans from burning buildings(WHO KEEPS PUTTING THEM IN THERE?), and kids from speeding cars. So, just being a hero, really. But yeah, mostly the modesty thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet at first but once I open up, my acerbic wit never fails to make people wish that I'd never opened my mouth in the first place.

Nah, it just takes a little longer for me to, well, be me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- 1984, Never Let Me Go, The Bell Jar, Atonement, Norwegian Wood (basically anything by Murakami, he's my favourite author), Fight Club, The Stranger, Mortality, The Remains of the Day, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, High Fidelity, and I could go on.

Music - Bloc Party, Baths, The Smiths, Bombay Bicycle Club, Death Cab, Wild Nothing, Hammock, M83, Balmorhea, The Middle East,The Drums, Sigur Ros, Regina Spektor, Stars, Tokyo Police Club.

Tv Shows- The Office, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Psych, Scrubs, House, Party Down, Community, Girls, The Ricky Gervais Show, Freaks and Geeks, and Extras.

Movies- Fight Club, 500 Days of Summer, Shaun of the Dead, Never Let Me Go, The Departed, Cast Away, Mysterious Skin, 50/50, Pulp Fiction, Hard Candy, Buried, Memento, Chaos Theory, Blue Valentine, I Love You, Man, Lars and the Real Girl.

Food - Cheesecake. Cheesecake's good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humour
Books
Guitar
Laptop
Music
Phone

CHEESECAKE.

YES, I KNOW THEY SAID SIX THINGS, BUT WHO CARES. TAKE THAT, OKCUPID.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love, my miserable existence, philosophical debates, and inane questions like;

1 )How exactly do snakes fornicate?

2) Why do they call it the birds and the bees when there's a seemingly non-existent correlation between the two?

3) Why do I have so many animal related questions?

4)Why doesn't everyone share my contempt for penguins?

Oh, and chocolate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home. I'm not that outgoing. So, while people are out clubbing and meeting people, I'm at home reading or watching a movie. When people are vacillating between drinks and dancing, I'm usually trying to decide if I should spread Nutella or Peanut Butter on my bread snack. Takes me hours sometimes. Oh yes, my nights are crayzeh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually go with Nutella.

Ok, fine. Whenever I'm alone, and I have my laptop with me (all guys do this but only some are willing to admit it)... Yeah, you guys can probably guess... I put on some light music and write a poem.

What? You didn't guess that?

Well, you guys are just bad at guessing, then.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense of humour.
You're really into music, books, or movies.
You're a human of the female variety.
You're nice, and easy to talk to.
You wouldn't mind if I sometimes engage in silliness. If not, you can acquire a silly sense of humour at the Silly Goose store. That's where I purchased mine.