my name is shawn shits. i live in hawaii. i attend punk shows. i used to sing for the whiskey shits. i toast for a new band: OnTop. i am an art student. hence i am poor. my myspace is more interesting probably, www.myspace.com/shawnshits ,as whack as that is. i got an online portfolio.www.shawnshits.carbonmade.com is it an insight into my self expression or shameless plug? a little bit of both;if ya cant make friends make money. check me out. we'll hit up town.

holyshit, if i knew the answer to that. i am in school. still. i take way too many 'breaks'. i outta move. but i like hawaii. and mostly for none of the reasons you'd think. figuring out how to turn illustrations into money.

i can doodle like a motherfuckin riot.

short attention span. ive been referred to by bartenders as "Glasses" so maybe my glasses. my hair which has a life of its own.

i like to read comic books cause i am a comic book nerd. books on tape.
i listen to rudeboyhardcore.punk.reggae.ska.dancehall.
hardcore.thrash.sk8.grind.math.scream.emo.dance.
breaks.hiphop.rap.abstract.downtempo.electro.metal.
i love movie nites. good friends, cheap beer, big screens. my favorites: starwars, kevin smith, tarantino, sam raimi, judd apatow, jim henson.
as far as tv goes its all larry david, sunny in philly, and football.
i like to eat korean yobo bbq, tempura, fruits and vegetables (i've never attempted to go vegan but i like it), and things that broke the mouth.

friends.
music.
pencil+paper.
party.
comics/books.
my nieces are the shits.

your face.
my future.
our babies.
typical stuff.
and lately i've really been thinking a lot about the higgs boson particle. its that god particle that is supposed to be responsible for giving all matter its mass. and they are trying to discover it in that giant super collider atom smasher that speeds up protons on in this looping 17 mile tube at 99.99999% speed of light. yada yada yada. trying to create a big bang. black holes. etc. so anyways, apparently every time they try to fire this thing up and get close to discovering something the machine breaks down in some odd way. Two very smart men and leading physicists have a theory: THAT THE PARTICLE IS TWISTING SPACE TIME AND PREVENTING ITS DISCOVERY! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT SHIT?!
this scares the fuck out of me while being super exciting. cause that means that either A) the universe and space time has some sort of self control over its destiny and energy thinks, B) the discovery could lead to some huge advancement in tech that enables man to time travel and actual people are coming back with monkey wrenches in hand cause the world is all terminator'd out C) God. which is kinda scarier than killer robots.
unfunny article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=1
totally funny colbert report:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/105298/the-colbert-report-big-bang-theory#s-p17-sr-i1

art studio maybe. then its off to a show. local punk shows and shindigs of similar sort tend to rule my weekends. either i gotta play somewhere or my friends are all playing somewhere and i gotta support the crew.

i'm so fuckin into you.

you like breed.
jk. if you're cool. i'm cool. so we can kick it.