I've decided to be a hipster. I still dress and act the same way I did before, but now I do it ironically. Tell your friends.
I also find that Asa Baber has expressed, in his writings, many of my feelings on life in general, and far more eloquently than I ever could have. Accordingly, I wrote the Wikipedia article about him.
I'm an atheist, but I'm reconsidering Christianity. I realized that it's all about worshiping a zombie who wants us to eat his flesh, and who can grant wishes through telepathy. And that's pretty fucking metal, when you think about it.
To whom it may concern: Picard was the best Star Trek captain ever. Anyone who says Kirk was better is a communist, and should probably be reported to the authorities. And Sisko was basically the Neville Chamberlain of Star Trek Commanding Officers.
I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under three minutes. I'm not sure if that's impressive or not.
I'm really not looking for anything casual. I'm looking forward to settling down, getting married, and starting a family in the next several years. (But not before I finish graduate school!)