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shelley_bean

27 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Ypsilanti, Michigan

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am infectious, ecclectic, and bohemian.

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My Self-Summary

Ok, let's get this out of the way... I live in Ypsilanti, MI. I live alone, have no children, and work in sales. I love cooking, reading, writing, origami... all sorts of stuff.
I'm a pretty amusing person to hang out with, I have a very quick wit... in fact my mouth is WAY faster than my brain which tends to get me into trouble. I'm easy going and I enjoy a lot of differant activities.
I'm 5'9", 250lbs, blue eyes, (usually) brown hair. Yeah, I'm a BBW so if you're not into that best keep looking elsewere.

I'm looking for someone who is funny, intelligent, and kind. Someone with ambition, who is reliable, and responsible.

Really I'm not sure what else to say. My favorite color is orange, my favorite season is fall, and my favorite animal is squirrel.

What I’m doing with my life

I work in sales/retail. I'm very, very slowly making my way to a degree in business at Eastern Michigan University. At the moment I'm looking for a new job... any suggestions?

I’m really good at

Making people laugh. I *like* to think I'm good at cooking. I'm also good at selling things to people... I'm a people person in general.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm not really sure... but there is something about me that makes random people come up to me and start talking. Like I have a crazy-random-people-magnet in me. Hmmm.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I love to read; some of my favorite authors are: Jean M. Auel, Gregory Mcguire, Stephen King, and Helen Fielding.

I love a lot of movies too... anything in the Horror or comedy sections!

When it comes to music I'm fairly ecclectic. Joni Mitchell, Jack Johnson, Yma Sumac, John Legend, and Jason Mraz are a few of my favs.

Really though there are too many great things out in this crazy world of ours for me to be able to pick definate favorites. :)

The six things I could never do without

Carmex, eyedrops, Bisquick, my cell phone, books, and fabric glue.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Your MOM! Also, where to find a new job!

On a typical Friday night I am

at work til 10 or so, and then out with friends, possibly drinking with them.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I think Pauly Shore is funny! I don't care what anyone else says!

You should message me if

You would like to meet someone smart and funny. Also If you like BBWs (Big Beautiful Women.... sounds better than "fat chicks").

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