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Please know that I am highly committed to my boyfriend BasuraBlanca74 and am not looking to change that. We define our relationship as open NOT poly so while “available”, I am not “single”. If you are not accepting of that, please do not contact me. Carry on...
I am a girl full of life and full of personality that desperately needs to get away from the corporate cog. I work a shameful amount, frequently out of state, and do not get as much of an opportunity to meet new people as I would like. My personality is fairly strong and I have been accused of being too aggressive or too intense on more then one occasion, for whatever that means. I am a screaming liberal and use my powers for good. (mostly)
I'm sorta on the nerdy side. I love playing board games and we host a lot of board game parties at our house. That being said, my interests cross over and through all the high school cliques.
I am not looking for anything serious (see important note above), just new people to join me in my self-corruption and/or play board games with. I am a big believer in the Happy Hour and do my best to make all 24 as happy as they can be, even if that means I work from home the next day. As fun as I sound, I also have a sensitive side and have been known to cry at Avalanche wins and I was the one caught on camera bawling at their parade for the last Cup win. I hate "chick flicks" and would prefer to see a Giant Fuck Off Action movie, SciFi, documentary, or anything residing in the Marvel Universe. I am a huge fan of the comedy movie, give me Monty Python (or the like) and anything with Bruce Campbell and I am a happy girl.
As for who I enjoy spending time with... he would have to be very fun, put up with my need to watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, and during the commercials discuss politics. And he needs to drink good beer. Good Beer.
I am less concerned with what you do, what you look like, your money, blah blah blah, than who you are, what you stand for and that you love my dogs.
PS - If you are looking for some 100 lb, waif girl with no personality, keep steppin' sucka. I am not your girl.
I am sparkly, squishy, and the cat's pjs
Embodying all the clichés that go along with being a Irish, redheaded, Aries.
Trying to figure out how to give up a fatty paycheck and move to a Third World country to build things, teach children or generally save the world. Wow. How fucking trite and cliche does that sound. But really...I am more important then the life I am currently living and I am on a quest to fix that.
Oh, and making full use of the 2 for 1 Happy Hour.
Going through security at the airport in an expeditious and efficient manor. DORK!
Exhibiting irresponsible & spontaneous use of passport.
Living vicariously through myself.
Planning and executing road trips.
My favorite airplane/escape books include anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore and Tom Robbins. I also read a lot of non-fiction. Richard Florida & Michael Pollen are two of my favs. I love biographies on people that interest me - especially those around the punk movement of the 70s/80s.
I am a comic book geek wannabe, but have almost zero knowledge on the subject. My favorites there are Saga and Y The Last Man. I would love suggestions in this area.
Other favorites - Neal Stephenson, George RR Martin (that bastard), Clive Barker, John Green.
Oh and The Sparrow is one of the most heart wrenching books I have ever read. Amazing.
I love movies,especially those of the nutty British/art house variety.
Random Samples --> Kinky Boots, Brotherhood of the Wolf, 300, Caddyshack, Pan's Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Hero, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, Secretary, Boondock Saints, Requiem for a Dream, Dirty Love, Pillow Book, Miller's Crossing, True Romance. Princess Bride.
Any good gangster, caper movie. I also like Zombie movies and campy mid-century sci-fi flicks. And a huge fan of what Marvel is doing with their movie universe. <-- This list could go on for pages.
Music is one the most important things to me. It feeds my energy and I cannot imagine living without out. I see about 30+ live shows a year, and would love to increase that. I am an aging punk rocker that credits The Clash and Sonic Youth for saving my life. Not really, but I sure do like them a lot. I have a large piece of my heart reserved for Ska & Rockabilly and I am very happy in a smoky blues bar just soaking it all in. I plan my business travel around what bands are in town.
Umm yeah...fat girl likes to eat. Good food, paired with a good wine can be every bit as sensual and erotic as amazing sex. Combine the two and holy crap! (just not in the same bed)
My camera. (now my phone?)
Family & Friends.
Books & Music.
Yes, I can count. 10 is the number of things I need in my life.
But also this stuff:
How fun hot, volcanic lava looks to play with and maybe roll around on my tongue.
That colossal squids could solve the world hunger problem.
Where to spend my frequent flier miles.
I was very recently voted "most likely to be killed by a stranger".
What the fuck?
Also quite recently described as a "coast trotting sarcastic trollop". I couldn't have said it better myself.
My Gay BF told me that I "wasn't really a girl, more like a gay man with a vagina". Not sure what that means, but was flattered that he noticed my vagina.
Just because I am smart doesn't mean I am classy.
I shot Bambi (just once though, I have a perfect aim)
Clearly, I have no secrets.
If you have ever been called a "sarcastic asshole", we will get along.
You are currently casting extras in a zombie movie. Massive points if it's a drop bear zombie movie.
You think you have any chance in hell of making me giggle.
You have progressive ideas and values and would like to chat.
You too, would like to live vicariously through me.
You find me endlessly fascinating and cannot wait to hear more. First, get in line...then drop me a message. Just do it, you know you wanna!
You should NOT message me if you do not have a profile picture. I don't give a fuck what your excuse is.
You should NOT message me if you use 'u' instead of "you" in text messages.
You should NOT message me if you think drinking Coors or Budweiser is drinking beer.