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shellieshelshel

45 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
READ THIS PART:
I do not live in DC but am here Mon-Friday for work, staying in the Dupont Circle area.

READ THIS PART NEXT:
Please know that I am highly committed to my boyfriend BasuraBlanca74 and am not looking to change that. We define our relationship as open/poly so while “available”, I am not “single”. If you are not accepting of that, please do not contact me. Carry on...

I am a girl full of life and full of personality that desperately needs to get away from the corporate dating pool. I work a shameful amount and do not get as much of an opportunity to meet new people as I would like. My personality is fairly strong and I have been accused of being too aggressive or too intense on more then one occasion, for whatever that means. I am a screaming liberal and use my powers for good. (mostly)

I am not looking for anything super serious, just new people to join me in my self-corruption. I am a big believer in the Happy Hour and do my best to make all 24 as happy as they can be, even if that means I work from home the next day. As fun as I sound, I also have a sensitive side and have been known to cry at Avalanche wins and I was the one caught on camera bawling at their parade for the last Cup win. I hate chick flicks and would prefer to see an alien get torn apart by the governor of California or watch something get blown up. I am a huge fan of the comedy movie, give me Monty Python and anything with Bruce Campbell and I am a happy girl. Sam Raimi is a freakin genus.
As for who I enjoy spending time with... he would have to be very fun, put up with my need to watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, and during the commercials discuss politics. And he needs to drink good beer. Good Beer.
I am an official fag hag of Denver, so sensitivity to the Gays is a must. Homophobic jerks need not apply. And yes, I probably will drag you to the gay bar. Don't freak out when you have a good time. I am less concerned with what you do, what you look like, your money, blah blah blah, than who you are, what you stand for and that you love my dogs.

PS - If you are looking for some 100 lb, waif girl with no personality, keep steppin' sucka. I am not your girl.

I am sparkly, squishy, and the cat's pjs
What I’m doing with my life
Living vicariously through myself.

Embodying all the clichés that go along with being a Irish, redheaded, Aries.

Trying to figure out how to give up a fatty paycheck and move to Afghanistan to build/teach children. Wow. How fucking trite and cliche does that sound. But really...I am more important then the life I am currently living and I am on a quest to fix that.

Oh, and making full use of the 2 for 1 Happy Hour.
I’m really good at
Wasting a Sunday morning with Hangover Theater & cursing like a drunken sailor. (not generally at the same time)

Going through security at the airport in an expeditious and efficient manor. DORK!

Exhibiting irresponsible & spontaneous use of passport.

Living vicariously through myself.

Planning and executing road trips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list would be way, way too long. Suffice to say that I am a voracious reader, spanning all subject matter. I will say that Hitch Hiker's Guide Trilogy is the one book (okay, the three books...err...the five books) I re-read about once a year. I was lucky enough to meet Douglas Adams before he died. 42, Bitches! Of Human Bondage is another I return to over the years, as is The Story of O and Good Omens.
My favorite airplane/escape books include anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore and Tom Robbins. I also read a lot of non-fiction. Richard Florida & Michael Pollen are two of my favs. I love biographies on people that interest me - especially those around the punk movement of the 70s/80s.
I am a comic book geek wannabe, but have almost zero knowledge on the subject.

I love movies,especially those of the nutty British/art house variety.

Random Samples --> Kinky Boots, Brotherhood of the Wolf, 300, Caddyshack, Pan's Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Hero, Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon, Secretary, Boondock Saints, Requiem for a Dream, Dirty Love, Pillow Book, Miller's Crossing, True Romance. Princess Bride.
Any good gangster, caper movie. I also like Zombie movies and campy mid-century sci-fi flicks. <-- This list could go on for pages.

Music is one the most important things to me. It feeds my energy and I cannot imagine living without out. I see about 30+ live shows a year, and would love to increase that. I am an aging punk rocker that credits The Clash and Sonic Youth for saving my life. Not really, but I sure do like them a lot. I have a large piece of my heart reserved for Ska & Rockabilly and I am very happy in a smoky blues bar just soaking it all in.
My ipod and I are joined at the hip as is my laptop with venues across the globe bookmarked. I plan my business travel around what bands are in town. I believe that Gigbot.com will save the universe.

Umm yeah...fat girl likes to eat, yo. Good food, paired with a good wine can be every bit as sensual and erotic as amazing sex. Combine the two and holy crap!
The six things I could never do without
Shenanigans! (because my shenanigans are cheeky and fun, not cruel and tragic.)
My dogs.
Sushi.
My camera.
Travel.
Family & Friends.
Books & Music.
Naked time.
Yes, I can count. 10 is the number of things I need in my life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, how best to satisfy my dream of playing an extra zombie in a zombie movie.

But also this stuff:
How fun hot, volcanic lava looks to play with and maybe roll around on my tongue.

That colossal squids could solve the world hunger problem.

Where to spend my frequent flier miles and how annoying it is that I don't have friends that travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Flying back into DIA. Where else would I be on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am like Disneyland, everyone wants to ride but no one wants to live there.

I was very recently voted "most likely to be killed by a stranger".
What the fuck?
Also quite recently described as a "coast trotting sarcastic trollop". I couldn't have said it better myself.

My Gay BF told me that I "wasn't really a girl, more like a gay man with a vagina". Not sure what that means, but was flattered that he noticed my vagina.

Just because I am smart doesn't mean I am classy.

I shot Bambi (just once though, I have a perfect aim)

Clearly, I have no secrets.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have an epic beard.

If you have ever been called a "sarcastic asshole", we will get along.

You are currently casting extras in a zombie movie.

You think you have any chance in hell of making me giggle.

You have progressive ideas and values and would like to chat.

You too, would like to live vicariously through me.

You find me endlessly fascinating and cannot wait to hear more. First, get in line...then drop me a message. Just do it, you know you wanna. Pussy!

You should NOT message me if you use 'u' instead of "you" in text messages.

You should NOT message me if you think drinking Coors or Budweiser is drinking beer.